>LITTLE KID SIDEKICK EVEN IN THE STORY OF FUCKING JESUS

AAHHHHH

WHY IS THIS TROPE SO FUCKING INFECTIOUS IN /CO/ MATERIAL

DID THEY GIVE JESUS A FUNNY PET LAMB TO MAKE FART JOKES, TOO?

>dude why do they keep shoehorning children into animation?
>uuuugggggh I just want mature cartoons for mature people like me!
You may just be fucking delusional.

>>149063655
>Courage the Cowardly Dog
>Johnny Bravo
>Catdog
>Rocko's Modern Life
>Freakazoid
>Ren & Stimpy
>Animaniacs
>Samurai Jack

All instances of shit I watched growing up that didn't need to shoehorn in a little kid so I would tune in. And then there's older stuff I didn't watch (not even the reruns) but know it did pretty well with its child audience:
>GI Joe
>Yogi Bear
>The Flintstones
>Mario Bros Super Show
>Jem & the Holograms
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>Rocky & Bullwinkle

Then of course, we have timeless classics that still make kids laugh like Looney Tunes, Popeye, Tom & Jerry, and Goofy cartoons (fuck Mickey cartoons). So I'm not sure where this perverse idea came from that kids won't watch cartoons if there also isn't a kid in it because that's never been true and has never had any truth to it.

>>149063614 (OP)
artstyle looks cool atleast https://youtu.be/rGd9zO_lvU4

Where's the Giant, Mansley?

>>149063614 (OP)
You saying Jesus didn't interact with children during his travels?

>>149065513
They probably didn't tag along like Robin.

Aren't the Apostles technically Jesus' sidekicks?

>>149065510
>You're going to sit here and stab Jesus, like a good soldier

>>149065510
>syrian boy finds slumbering nephilim
>strikes a friendship with the giant who has been sleeping for so long he does not understand the new world he lives in after the flood
>the boy teaches the giant moral virtue and grace by explaining that the Son of God had came forth a few years ago to spread the gospel
>the giant, who once lived in an era where God's angels diligently walked the earth, takes him at his word and fumbles to try and help the local villages
>one day him and the boy befriend a local preacher and defend him from prosecution of Roman authorities
>the Romans are terrified and send a legion to slay the giant and to punish the villages who bring him revearance
>the boy and the giant find the village of the preacher totally crucified and the legion waiting for them
>the giant loses it and starts to massacre the entire valley as the boy begs him to stop
>only after the entire legion has been totally wiped out does the giant come to his senses and realize he has in rage destroyed the other villages
>out of guilt and remorse he sacrifices himself by shielding what remains of the region from a comet sent by an angel out of fury for what the romans had done and the giant's continued existence as a reminder of the angel's past sins
>the boy tearfully blesses his smoldering body and the giant becomes a great mountain

>>149065540
They're SIDE CHARACTERS, anon. Being a sidekick is something a whore does for money.

If you dont love little boys you are not christian, simple as.

>>149063614 (OP)
wtf I hate Jesus now

>>149065510
Lol I can see the resemblance

>>149063614 (OP)
This looks like a very gay indoctrinating gay propaganda

>>149063614 (OP)
>trying to keep the Jew away from kids
more powerful men than you have tried

>>149066786
not really