Bullshit

>>149067095 (OP)
He trained with ninjas who taught him how to do this

>>149067095 (OP)
Batgod solos your favourite character, just accept that the universe revolves around him

Did he just get heat visioned like it was nothing? I don’t even think Wolverine would just tank it like that.

>>149067130
He fell from orbit

>>149067113
Tell me which tibetan monks know the secret to atmosphere reentry

>>149067095 (OP)
he's the smartest man alive in the universe, he calculated the precise moment before impact to double jump and that canceled the speed.

>>149067152
Kek

>>149067095 (OP)
Batchad is the literally peak of humanity, surving reentry in the batsuit is extremely easy

>>149067433
But he's not even wearing the fancy arkham knight suit. It's just fucking cloth!

>>149067135
>>149067144
Kek, this can't be real.

>survives reentry
>next week he gets KO'd by a clown with a wooden baseball bat to the head

>>149067095 (OP)
>>149067113
>>149067135
>>149067488

To survive atmospheric reentry, a human would need specialized protection against extreme heat, G-forces, and the vacuum of space. This typically involves a combination of a heat shield, a pressurized suit, and potentially a parachute or other deceleration mechanism.
Here's a breakdown of the necessary components and considerations:
1. Heat Shield:
During reentry, the spacecraft or individual experiences extreme friction with the atmosphere, generating intense heat.
A heat shield, often made of ablative materials that melt away, protects the spacecraft and the individual inside from these high temperatures.
For a person, a specially designed suit with thermal protection and insulation would be necessary.
2. Pressurized Suit:
The vacuum of space and the thin atmosphere during reentry require a pressurized suit to maintain normal body pressure and prevent decompression sickness (the boiling of bodily fluids).
The suit also provides oxygen for breathing and protects against the extreme cold of space.
3. Deceleration and Landing:
Reentry from orbit is incredibly fast, and the atmosphere provides some braking, but further deceleration is needed for a safe landing.
A parachute system or other deceleration devices, like retrorockets, would be essential to slow down enough to land safely.
4. G-Force Protection:
Reentry also subjects the individual to high G-forces, which can cause loss of consciousness.
A G-suit, which constricts the body to keep blood from pooling in the lower extremities, and training can help mitigate the effects of G-forces.
5. Additional Considerations:
Angle and Speed: Reentering at the correct angle and speed is crucial for a safe descent.

>>149067497

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_diving

Technically, it’s based off Space Diving. It’s not technically impossible to fall from orbit, you’d just need advanced gear.

>>149067095 (OP)
The part where he took his underwear off to cover his face was kino

>>149067095 (OP)
Absolute cinema, unmatched kino

How was he able to breathe from all that?

>>149067095 (OP)
PEAK HUMAN

>>149067095 (OP)
And then the Joker knocks him out with a lead pipe.

>>149067503
Dick used to do it recreationally. Bruce gave him so much shit for it.

Just tuck and roll when you land, it's easy

fags forget that peak human in dc is very different from irl peak human

>>149067144

>>149067095 (OP)
Deathstroke (peak superhuman) is capable of out thinking and out speeding Wally West so I don't know why you're suprised Batman (peak human) is capable of free falling from orbit without a scratch.

>>149068292
It's fucking physics. He should had irreversible cell damage. There's a reason people do it with pressurized suits.

>>149067113
make a face like a five year old who's just been told they're not getting ice cream?

>>149067503
>It’s not technically impossible to fall from orbit,

the ISS is doing it all the time! not dying is the trick

>>149068570
>>149068623
Peopel act like he did it causally but the fact is, it’s treated as a whole shebang that lasts hours.

Is the Joker the perfect example of batwank/power creep? When Batman was just a buff human detective with gadgets the Joker suited him fine as he was a chaotic insane criminal. But as Batman needed to be able to fight with and against shit like superman or wonderwoman (and because of his popularity be better than them in a lot of ways) they turned batman into this Ironman-lite super genuis. But in order for Joker to remain relevant they had to scale him up too.

But because of his conception he doesn't have any super tech or super training so he's just a crazy clown who somehow manages to be on par with lex luthor for no real reason

Imagine for example if Penguin was Batman's most popular villain and HE was the one that got the joker treatment. That this dumpy mobster was conducting villainy that kept him relevant to this now excessively powerful batman

>>149068292
because he's clearly on fire and hits the ground fast enough to leave a trail

that's interesting (though probably an art error) as regardless of the angle a high-velocity object strikes another body at, it will always leave a circular crater - there are for example no long gouge-streaks on the moon where it happens a lot

hitting snow wouldn't help him - it's not fresh snow all the way down, it's increasingly compacted ice not far below the surface; it's clearly not putting out the fire (which would just give him additional steam burns anyway) so he can't have hit fresh snow

this means he impacted solid ice at like 30 degrees from the horizontal, traveling fast enough that his trajectory was a straight line (in the short panel we have; there may be some dropoff over longer distances) and not a vertical or nearly vertical straight line

a skydiving plane will be moving around 100mph when the skydivers leave it; that means they're travelling a 100mph horizontally, but they immediately start to fall because they don't have wings to generate the Bernoilli Principle (a simple canvas sheet would not generate this lift either, it has to be a wing-shaped surface)

leaving aside the other problems with this crash and re-entry - of which there are many, many profound problems - the fact is to be going at that angle his speed has to be pretty extreme, meaning he would simply die on impact - there is no other way for that to go

so what we are seeing here is Zombie Batman getting up with his now-superhuman body and walking away from a crash nothing human could have survived

>>149068667
oh so he froze to death then boiled to death because nothing has a thermal gradient that could possibly have insulated him from being in orbit protected by a couple millimetres of fabric for a few hours

>>149068782
>nothing has a thermal gradient that could possibly have insulated him from being in orbit protected by a couple millimetres of fabric for a few hours

Batsuit

>>149068802
they draw these batsuits like it's thin fabric instead of thick layers of protection

>>149067144
I'm sure there's an incarnation specifically for that.

>>149067095 (OP)
>Human
Batfags wil defend this

>>149067130
He does that too, all the time. Lex Luthor should beg him for the secret of his batsuit armor

>>149067128
Batman should FUCK JOKER

>>149068802
>>149068667
>>149068193
>>149067095 (OP)
>this retarded slop is actually cool and realistic because uhh they made up some bullshit and said it was SCIENCE!

>>149067095 (OP)
If you hate fun so much, maybe you should stay away from comics.

>>149067488

>>149068570
Bruce Wayne's cells are simply superior to yours.

>>149069603
Batman only got an average size dick though.

>>149068292
If it weren't for Wolfman fanboys he'd be doing the job front, left and center and twice on sundays.

>>149068292
Batman did that against Reverse Flash.

>>149067095 (OP)
What, do you expect him to ENTER through the door, like a peasant?

>>149068802
has he got batreaders in that utility belt, because he's gonna fuckin need em if this shit continues

>>149069652
Woulda, shoulda, coulda

>>149067095 (OP)
You're right, the write should've known that Batman could do that reentry bare naked.

>>149067095 (OP)
Is it any more bullshit then him using magic?

>>149069792
>Ah ha! The Batman in this universe has a door!

>>149067095 (OP)
Why does he use a cape to land when he can just tank whatever fall?

>>149067095 (OP)
>Suit is made of advanced materials that are hyper fireproof/heat resistant
>Uses glider function in cape to slow descent when closer to ground

Doesn't seem that bad.

>>149071286
yeah I guess if you're five it doesn't seem that bad

>>149071387
Tell the writer he's five then

>>149071426
why bother? he got that big card with a badge on it

>>149067095 (OP)
Funny how nobody said shit about Psylocke and Wolverine falling from a plane, fighting a bunch of Hand ninjas in mid-air, then landing from like 1400 feet up like it was nothing, without parachutes. Neither of them have powers that mitigate high altitude falls.

>>149067095 (OP)
The most bullshit thing that Bat ever putted is still this

>>149071532
>we do not use guns
>this is the weapon of the enemy
>but also I'll totally shoot a guy when he's taking a crap

>>149071466
>Wolverine and the telepathic mutant do not have ways to mitigate hiugh arttitude falls

>>149069241
Nobody said it was realistic. It's capeshit comic books, if you're expecting realism you're on the wrong genre

>>149068700
You’re gonna hate me but I actually wish Penguin for a power level upgrade, sorry not sorry

>>149067467
its a picotech hypermesh capable of shifting and distributing kinetic energy. Batchad easily tanks that fall

>>149071711
Batchad used a gun in issue #1, take your boomer milarslop quote elsewhere.

>>149071466
>Wolverine
He got a regenerative-healing factor and can survive the fall.

>Psylock
Got telekinesis and can literally fly or create forcefield to absorb the impact of the fall.

>>149072462
and yet the both get folded by Batchad, curious!

>>149067488
He jumped from the Moon, bro.

>>149073176
wait seriously

do they know the moon is far away

>>149072324
It's fucking cloth, he rips the trunk off for face mask

>>149067095 (OP)>>149068802>>149069569
That was a drop worthy of Master Chief!

>>149074549
You mean the Doom guy victim, Batchad would turn that suit into a cacoon in a second flat.

What is the in-universe justification for this? Surely he didn't walk away from orbital reentry with just his regular batclothes.

>>149074977
I'm guessing it is supposed to be a specially designed batsuit for the job, but it doesn't look much different from the regular one.
Should've given him a blockier suit to at least justify it a bit. Hell, he could just discard it once he landed, and be with yet another normal suit beneath

>>149074977
>Earth's most powerful hero not being able to handle a lil reentry

>>149069569
shoulda just copied Gundam and pulled out the Reentry Bat-Tarp.

>>149067503
Write me a recipe for Bat Cupcakes

>>149069241
>this is cool because they made up some bullshit
FTFY

>>149074977
Batman is outright superhuman despite DC's claim of Batman not being superhuman.

>>149067130
Wolverine tanked a nuke, so I'd be surprised if he didn't.

>>149071711
Darkseid is the one guy Batman/Superman should have 0 reservations about killing.

>>149068271
I like Fighter's other defense against the ground, blocking it with a shield.

>>149076846
Superman would save Darkseid every single time just so that Darkseid can continue raping and murdering across the multiverse.

>>149076864
That's why I said "should"

>>149071532
>Killing the devil is comparable to shooting some random

>>149067095 (OP)
did scott snyder write this?

>>149067095 (OP)
He obviously created a separate personality who's immune to fall damage, for scenarios in which he's going to get his skull utterly fucking clobbered.

>>149067135
Master Chief without the armor

>>149071532
Grant Morrison wrote that BS

>>149067113
This

Batman did a mini double jump that canceled all of hiss his momentum

>>149067497
It was a Joker branded Bat.

>>149074977
The bat particles that make up Batman vibrated really fast on impact negating the damage.

I reread this issue. Its complete BS. Chip Sidarsky

>>149071532
>>149071711
>>149078288
And then Batman's soul got converted into a bomb that was sent back to the beginning of time, where it was meant to detonate and destroy all of creation.

This is a normal plot.

>>149069241
What Nightwing did IS science. He went up in a capsule and he's wearing the pressurized suit with the oxygen and the parachutes that would slow his fall strapped to his back. People do that today. Retard.

>>149068193
Less impressive because Nightwing didn't LASER down or burn up upon entry

>>149076864
Henshaw beat up Darkseid? did he at least have help? Don't tell me he managed to beat him solo