This was based, fuck self insert fags

>>149067502 (OP)
It's mean spirited. Basically told the audience she's that kind of white woman who fucks pets.

>>149067523
>le MEAN SPIRITED! THE CARTOONS HURT MY FEELINGS!
Have you tried getting a grip?

>>149067502 (OP)
Woah there, don't bust a nut too hard, Beelzebub.

>>149067540
Idk, have you?

>>149067502 (OP)
>brought to you by seth rogen and his white hating jew team

>>149067502 (OP)
I’ve always self inserted as Zipper.
So this was a win-win for me!

>>149067655
>a cartoon character fucking a fly is.... WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!
This is why women don't want you.

Did she give birth to maggots or fully formed flies

>>149067502 (OP)
>tfw this started the war in ukraine thanks to that russian cult

Don't forget they threw Bobby Discroll(the actor who originally played Peter Pan) under a bus here too.

>>149068105
Either they were aware of the story and it comes across as tasteless, or they were not they come across as clueless and uncaring.

>>149067523
>It's mean spirited
Unironically reddit term

>>149067502 (OP)
Ugly bastard hands typed this post

You know sifilz come from guys fucking Yamas, inagine what came out of fly fucking.

>>149067523
>mean spirited
That's not the proper term, and he wasn't a pet he was her companion

>>149067748

Maggots!? Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots....Maggots. All over the floor of the post office, in Leytonstone.

>>149067502 (OP)
Didn't watch this, but it's funny as hell

>>149067502 (OP)
>sometimes
>cum crimes
>go filling up rat's cracks
>when these two
>knock boots
>they're making gross fly-rats

>>149068285
it's a really good film if you're not insane

It's kind of creepy when you think about it. Even if you step back from the gadget cult thing, this would be like if they did a "world of Scooby Doo"where it was played as if the characters were actors and Velma was married to Scooby, who, despite being a dog, is actually also an actor.

Basically, the idea of a "pet" character, even when they try to tell you that they're not really a "pet" character, being involved with a non-pet character, will always be weird and rise suspicion as to wether it was played of as an unfunny joke or if there's something else there, be it fetish or malice.

>>149067523
>>149068642
Did anyone ever say Zipper was the "pet" character?

>>149068693
I swear, the Rangers could understand his goofy tiny fly gibberish. Or at least one of them, Monteray Jack?

>>149068642
hasn't Brian Griffin, who is inarguably the "pet" character of Family Guy, fucked pretty much every human woman on that show?

>>149069026

Except Lois. Technically.

if anything it's just a bonus

>>149068642
wasn't the whole deal with Captain Caveman that nobody could understand his unga bunga talk but he was still getting laid in his van with three barely legal teens

Gadget is still cute and no amount of liberal kike subversion can change that.

>>149069157

>>149068936
>>149069026
>>149069045
Now, we could carry on with this line of reasoning, answering replies about Family Guy being an entirely different sort of cartoon to Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers with entirely different types of humor.
But I'd much rather dispense with the pretext and say the quiet part out loud: It's because Zipper's VA was black.

>>149069214
>IT'S CUZ HE'S BLACK falseflag
(You)

>>149069264
>I'm not racist, I've sucked black dicks at a glory hole

we know

>>149069184
That face. That look of disappointment and cuckoldry.

Most of the Gadget shipping fan-art and fan-fiction either shipped her with Chip or Dale. Shipping Gadget and Zipper was never really a thing that fans wanted in their fan art and fiction. And it was never hinted in the original show.

>>149067748

>>149069336
Considering the movie is not even the characters, nothing in it is canon to Rescue Rangers. All the characters are just the writer's original characters that is wearing the Rescue Rangers characters like a skinsuit.

>>149069433

And counting.

>>149067502 (OP)
Millennial writers cannot think of anything outside of irony and nihilism, nothing matters it's all a joke man, it's so tiresome, can't have a superhero without it being funny man ironic self-aware fourth wall breaking aren't we interesting nothing matters we're all dead anyway blah blah blah, Thor is a funny man, a cartoon with funny rodents has to be ironic and self-aware, we can't even think of anything outside of that let's go to a Comic-Con cuz that's ironic isn't it isn't that funny. What if Lord of the rings like everyone was funny and aware of how silly the concept of hobbits was lol I'm so smart, the concept of Love is chemicals , all human emotions are chemicals science and stuff you should be drunk and feeling nothing but numbness all day long because trying is so lanesville, I swear to God I hate them so much, turns towards audience, and I'm a millennial two how ironic

>>149067502 (OP)
I never shipped either chipmunk with Gadget. Monty made more sense, since they were both mice and hungout a lot. zipper is gross because they showed their children, which puts the image of a fly and mouse having sex in my head, which THEN makes me very unhappy.

>>149069336
>cuckoldry
>>149069635

>>149067502 (OP)
Is fly dick any good?

>>149069026
Seth MacFarlane is a zoophile.

>>149069980
One of the neighbors in Cleveland Show was a bear. Why? A bear as a neighbor really didn't add much to the show.

>>149069980
who isn't? zoos are great and they do really good conservation work that's important to species diversity and preservation

>>149067502 (OP)
There's going to be a lot of Ukrainians and Russians extremely mentally ill and extremely proficient in killing after the war ends. I wonder if one of them sees this film and Rogen will suddenly wish he never made it.

>>149072090
>lots of Russians

buddy there's barely any left as it is

>>149072141
Wars in the 21st century don't end because one of the sides is literally extinct, you idiot. There will be hundreds of thousands of veterans on both sides regardless. Also stop with the off-topic shit.

>>149069980
Honestly I believe it
This and that bird scene have convinced me

>>149072195
they're all gonna die before this one ends, they're already throwing unarmed 55 year old office workers on dirtbikes at the ukranians

how many more dumb ideas do you think russia will survive

>>149067502 (OP)
It reminded me of the alien movies.