I DON'T WANNA SHAKE MY BOOTY!

Pleaseth Dougleth. I have bought this 35mm reel and I need to use it for somethin. It was very expensive...

Yes...yessss.That's better. Say Dougleth, you look awefully worked up. I can smell your body odour. How abouts you remove some layers to cool off...

I...I am not sure I w-want to Mr Dink

Listen Dougleth: its going to be a long night for the two of us sos you should try an makes yourself comfortable. Besides, the dance hall is locked and, wells, I can't quite place where I put the key.

Now be a good lad and gets some air to yours skin...

I even broughts some special lotion for ya to makes you more..."tender"

D-d-dink please! Your scaring me! You told me Patti would be here but she's not!

Oh shes here, Dougleth. Yous just don't know it yet. You kno, a good grill can go a longs way when it comes to cookin' "mystery meats"

i've never watched Doug yet i'm enchanted rn
do go on

After all, yous liked that sandwich I gaves you earlier. Didn't even ask abouts my recipe!

The thing is Dougleth, I have been watchin' yous for some time and...well...I just think you were wasting time with a floozy like Patti. Troublesome girl she was, oh such trouble. Much likes yourself right now. Bad influence. But I am here to set you on the straight an narrow. After all I am your friend! And friends look out for eachother, sometimes even little...favors...

Tell yous what, how abouts you come here and let ol dink help you with that there pant elastic band. Yous clearly struggling to get it past your waist! Yous certainly have a nice silhouette for the camera...

No mr di-PlEASe LEt ME GO!

Mr. Dink, what are you doing?! O-owww! Mr. Dink stop!!

MmmMmm, sorry Dougleth. I just appreciate your...curvatures. if you could just stops wriggling and makin' a fuss I can help loosen you's up a little

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA DOUGLETH

>*SLAM*
>*SLAM*
>*SLAM*
>*SLAM*
>*SLAM*

OOOOOoooooOoooo~

>*panting*
Theres we go. Wasn't so bad now was it? All on reel too!

I have some friends who'd like this here reel dougleth. Friends that coulds consider this...

Now cleans yourself up. I expect ye sametime tommorow night or someone might find out bout' that mystery meat you liked so much...

>>149080835
>>149080869
We were robbed

>>149080787
I hope he smiled

I love Doug fanfiction. This should be canon.

>>149082232
The Mr. Dink x Doug shit, not the attached image

bump

>>149080223 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=le5H6uEy-uc&pp=ygUXZG91ZyB5b3UgYnJva2UgbXkgZ3JpbGw%3D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OD65KKRBYRM&pp=ygUXZG91ZyB5b3UgYnJva2UgbXkgZ3JpbGw%3D