>>149087696 (OP)
i want to tease gwen's cock

>>149087728
what a zesty thing to say

>>149087696 (OP)
Nobody talks about this movie anymore.

>>149087696 (OP)
doesnt suck tho

>>149087696 (OP)
Movie has genuine 10/10 visuals, music, and animation powered by the pure burnout and turnover of its art team. Seeing this in the theaters was crazy every single time, noticing the sheer amount of small details put into every frame.

With that said, the film's story, premise, and pacing are massively flawed. The 15 minute Gwen intro, while incredibly emotional and well-animated, seriously drags out the movie's first act. It felt like the movie was originally intended to start with all of Miles' scenes that introduce him into the story, but the Gwen stuff was added to help the Spider Society shit make more sense.
Speaking of which, the multiverse plot where now every single Spiderman is a part of the "canon event" death cult is a very dumb premise. It was obviously added in response to the fan backlash over Miles when he was first added to the comics about not being a "Real Spiderman" because he was black. However, this is stupid because Into the Spiderverse already had Miles go through this exact arc without the heavy handed themes around story canon and general Spiderman lore.

Hopefully Beyond the Spiderverse unfucks the multiverse plot and has a satisfying conclusion to the story without going through animators and artists like used condoms. It was incredibly delusional on the producer's part to think they could finish the third film in a year when Across the Spiderverse had fucking patch notes for each round of edits they made to the film while it was still in theaters.

I want to have sexual intercourse with Rio Morales

>>149091362
>the multiverse plot where now every single Spiderman is a part of the "canon event" death cult is a very dumb premise
I think it's the exact opposite, it's a great premise, but with the addendum that it's obviously not a real thing. that is Miguel's theory on why the multiverse is destabilizing, not a hard fact woven into the fabric of existence. it makes for great all-odds-against-me stakes for Miles that he must overcome, which is a hallmark for good Spider-Man stories. the first movie already does this arc on a personal level, but now he has his entire existence questioned by an authority figure and his close friends betrayed him, which adds drama

>>149091681
>it makes for great all-odds-against-me stakes for Miles that he must overcome
The problem is that he shouldn't even be the only one who thinks like this. Having all these spider-people just accept Miguels ideas is peak retardation and would never happen

>>149087696 (OP)
No, you just have shit taste

>no you see, every Spider-Man MUST have a dead Uncle Ben, its a canon event
>enter the armored Spider-Chad
the 90s show invented the whole spiderverse shit and also proved Miguel wrong with this guy.

>>149091681
Its a fucking awful premise. Its artificially gives Milea the moral high ground over all other Spider-Men, even the ones we KNOW would nevwr lwt an innocent person die. It's only a thing cause Lord and Miller got ass mad when people call out Miles for being the shitty Gary Stu he is.

>>149091786
Nah, hes one of the enlightened few.

>>149091681
>it's a great premise, but with the addendum that it's obviously not a real thing
That's never been the problem. As others have said. the problem is that you have an entire community of hundreds if not thousands of Spider-people, many of them protagonist we know, buying into that shit.

Hell, even Miguel shouldn't buy into that narrative. The Spider-Man 2099 of this movie is a skinwalker with the face of Miguel but a completely different backstory from the original comic. Not just similar but going down a different path, no. Just... entirely different, with no apparent influence from his original family and circle of friends, or the supposed "canon events" of Spider-Man 2099.

>>149091362
>It was obviously added in response to the fan backlash over Miles when he was first added to the comics about not being a "Real Spiderman" because he was black.
I don't think anyone actually said this except Bendis.

>The Spot teams up with the protagonists during the tail end of the final battle. Spot helps Miles catch someone by shooting him through a portal.
>Peni Parker fights a giant spider with her mech
>Gwen and the second Miles have a cute friendship
>There are 3 kiss scenes in the movie and 1 is hot af
>Multiple versions of Miles and Gwen will appear but will not play an integral part of the story
>We get to see Spider-Ham’s dimension, Hobie’s dimension, and around 5 other miscellaneous dimensions.

>>149091646
B-based?!

>>149091813
The original Miguel proved the movie wrong just by existing. Literally the reason PAD's pitch got approved over others' was because Miguel wasn't just "Peter Parker in the future" and didn't follow the same story beats

>>149091681
Canon events are a terrible plot device and the amount of blatant character misrepresentation they had to do to make it fit in the movie was insane

>>149089829
Op does. He's obsessed about it

I encourage you to talk about things you enjoy instead of things you hate.

I still haven't watched it because I really liked the original and I don't want to taint my memories of it. It could be the best fucking movie of all time, I don't even care.

>>149093183
Why can't you like a movie without letting another movie influence your opinion?

>>149091813
>Heh, don't these peons watch children's cartoons like I do?
Retard

>>149093389
Spiderverse is for children too, retard.

Have they even started animating the 3rd movie yet?

>>149093619
I'm aware, but taking it seriously and thinking that some irrelevant cartoon "invalidates" a completely different story is retarded

>>149093628
Yes, they showed footage at CinemaCon.

>>149087696 (OP)
Why are all the Spider-Men working for a clearly evil Spider-Man? Are they stupid?

>>149092462

>>149093777
They're all easily-led teenagers who think in similar ways

>>149087696 (OP)

>>149087696 (OP)
This shit is much worse than ATS. If you like this then you have no idea about animation.

>>149093172
I encourage you to put a sock in it you disengenous clown.

>>149093674
Im sure mommy says your real mature.

>>149094590
>Autistically obsesses over perceived "plot holes" in a kids' movie
>Tards out when called out for being a manchild
>Can't spell to save his life
Retard

>>149094233
Animation's not the problem, it's just incredibly unfunny

>>149094728
I'm sure projecting and nitpicking spelling errors on a thai shadow puppet forum makes you feel very intelligent. Noticing very real plot holes in a movie has always been a thing people on 4chan do kiddo.

>>149087728
I, on the other hand, wish to be her, like a fucking troon

>>149087696 (OP)
You don't have a clue, to be fair.

>>149094965
I'm sure being a faggot who gets offended by what people say on the Internet makes you feel like a giant pussy. You're still a manchild even if you surround yourself with other manchildren who do the same retarded shit that you do.
>kiddo
Thanks, needed a laugh

>>149094733
I didn't talk about the animation of the movie specifically (which is also very subpar), just in general.

Sony shills and shartyniggers get incredibly mad whenever anyone points out how dogshit these movies are. They can't help themselves.

Manchildren and autists get incredibly sad whenever anyone points out how pathetic they are. They can't help themselves.

See? Told you. They really can't stop, they're like addicts. High chance they'll keep doing it.

>>149095139
>pic related
Keep trying, I'm sure it will fill the void in your soul someday.

>>149095412
>Look at my reaction image, that is you because I'm autistic
You fucking loser

>>149091362
Good post, agree with all of this.

>>149087696 (OP)
I really didn't care about any of the characters this time. Miles, Gwen, afro lady, etc

>>149091362
>Seeing this in the theaters was crazy every single time
>every single time
Holy shillpost.
Movie looks like liquid ass and moves even worse. It's unwatchable trash even without the retarded plot.

>>149095790

>>149096404
>Autismo doubles down

>>149096413

>>149096457
Sex with this anon

>>149089829
I mean, They literally are using this movie version of the spot in the Miles ultimate crossover

>>149096501

>>149091362
It has a low frame rate, like worse than claymation, and I turned it off. I don’t like the idea of there being multiple spider man’s or spider people. I liked the mainstream Spider-Man’s and even Andrew Garfield which they stupidly discontinued to rush a different guy and zendaya, which ruined the series even worse despite the first one being ok. I don’t know the point of following comic book movies when Sony kept rebooting. This to me is like is he really spider man? Idk it’s a black kid in a spider suit. I don’t know what that is compared to what I know about spider man, and the animation was over hyped. I don’t like the newest turtles either. The farther you go into these stories the worse they get which is what everyone knows by now, from suffering through X-men sequels, and lots of others designed to steal kids money. It’s so bad it’s ruined cinema itself, and this is just one of those that is just probably more for Spider-Man fans than anybody else. But what do I care I only like the Spider-Man games and the oldest movies. I don’t need more Spider-Man.

>>149096613
Are you fucking autistic?

>>149096613
>this is just one of those that is just probably more for Spider-Man fans than anybody else
On the contrary, these movies were made by people who don't like Spider-Man while happily shitting all over the character and his fans. They're proud of it, too.

>>149096741
>It appeals to a broader audience outside of the autistic losers, and insults those autistic losers at the same time
Great film

>>149087696 (OP)
Depends on how unsubtly they shill Miles.

>>149096831
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>>149094233
It's not, it's just generic and uninspired, ATSV actively seeks to shit on an established story universe solely for politics

>>149096727
Nah, you are for bitching about someone criticizing a movie.

I'm sick of Spider-verse. All these characters are parasites. Kill 'em all, make Peter the one and only Spider-man again.

>>149097409
Roll everything back to pre-Clone Saga status. I would sacrifice both Ben and Kaine if it meant never having to see any of those other faggots again.

>>149097123
>Spergs about kids' movies and skin color
No wonder you're fucking retarded

>>149087696 (OP)
Likely never. Too many normalfags will just consume any dogshit that has Peter Darker in it, including the first movie which already sucked ass and had an embarassing George Groid level "Rest in Power" message for the nigger who almost killed Peter Darker and likely killed several other innocent people too. So why wouldn't they digest the 3rd shitty movie in a row like they already did with the first 2?

>>149097798
>Buzzword salad and sperging about dumb shit

>>149097828
>dumb shit
That's all the Tokenverse cringe is yeah.

>>149087696 (OP)
I haven't watched it but the first one is not as great as everyone says it is, I could even say that it's kinda bad. I really liked it when it released, but now I think that it had a generic plot with a lot of clichés and a "great" animation. Oh and all the references and the multiverse and different variants stuff that kids nowadays eat up

>>149094233
Now this one is really bad, but at least it's not overrated

>>149095212
>shartyniggers
Wait, those faggots like these movies? God how can someone be so gay?

>>149097681
What's wrong? Can't disavow Vishnu?

>>149087696 (OP)
When will butthurt racists stop pretending this movie sucks?

>>149097881
>Wait, those faggots like these movies?
Not really, they just use them (and Miles in general) to shit up the board. Anytime you see one of those posts that's like vaguely hostile and threatening as a reply to someone complaining about that stuff, it's a good chance there's an anally devastated shartynigger on the other side.
Most of the time, they're also Indian. Seriously, ask them to denounce Vishnu. They can't do it.

What's gonna happen when the next movie comes and he succeeds in doing his own thang along with box office success? I look forward to a healthy amount of cope.

>>149097990
Haha yes tell em xister!!! By the way, can you disavow Vishnu real quick?

>>149098042
I just saw Vishnu getting raw dogged by Shiva and Muhammed while Jesus sat in the special hotel chair. These pajeets live rent free in your head you psychotic faggot.

>>149097906
>Changes the topic because he knows how pathetic he is

>>149098069
>>149098076
Nobody cares, kiketroon. Do a flip off a bridge like your sisters.

>>149097848
>Has dogshit opinion on a childrens' movie
>Is weirdly proud of it
Please tell me you're an underage spaz and not some smelly manchild

>>149098102
I know no-one cares about you, that's why you sperg about kids' media on 4chan like the faggot you are.

>>149098102
Struck a nerve I see.

>>149098113
Sorry that your shilling isn't working faggot, maybe space out your posts so that they aren't all one minute apart.
If you're so above this all, then stop posting in this thread immediately and leave. You won't though, because you're a faggot addict.

>>149098076
Oh no, I agree with his initial post. I mean, they're not necessarily bad because the protagonist is a black kid, but he's still bad. Miles is shit. And i can't believe that the other stuff he said triggers people so much

>>149097990
Oh definitely. But I don't are, the Frozen movies weren't good. Quality =/= box office performance, people don't understand this

>>149098137
Showed your hand, kike. Try again.

>>149098193
>Showed your hand, kike. Try again.

>>149098216
Make another post, doggy.

>>149094233
>first 15 minutes in New Donk City with the Mario family are great
>everything drags as soon as they enter the mushroom kingdom
>still called "Mario Bros" despite Luigi being captured for almost the entire movie
They didn't trust the fungus.

>>149098270
Dude what the hell? Literally my thoughts when I was watching it. As soon as they find the warp pipes it went from being a funny movie to one of the worst ones I've watched. Very disappointed

>>149098270
I liked this movie as a kid honestly, it had really cool sets and physical effects like the goombas. It's also fun to watch as an adult to look for the scenes when Hoskins and Leguizamo were wasted as well.

>>149087696 (OP)
I think people already are. A lot of people did recognize how flawed it was from the very start but they kept quiet about it (because they didn't want to be grouped in with The Racist Chuds) and when the conditions the animation team were working under were revealed, and the sequel was delayed yet again, they felt like they had a "moral" reason to come out and admit it wasn't that good. A lot of people are just cowards.

>>149098506
Yeah, you see that happen all the time. Tons of people are afraid over optics bullshit instead of voicing their actual opinion, and even then it's softballed and bunched up with excuses in fear of being associated with le eebul nahzees (read: random nobodies on xitter that didn't like the latest cinematic slop)