>be me obsessed with The Owl House scrolling through /co/ for owl content see thread asking "favorite witch?" brain instantly locks onto Amity Blight badass, tsundere energy, but soft for Luz that character arc tho starts as mean girl, ends up as loyal gf purple hair, top-tier aesthetic magic skills on point, abjuration gang rise up posts โAmity supremacy, no contestโ anons argue for Eda, wild magic queen respect the Clawthorne hustle, but Amity hits different mfw anons start simping for Lilith tfw no witch gf
>>149093232 (OP)>starts off as somewhat competent character with rival potential>quickly falls apart>shown as a "prodigy">gets butthurt that she lost her good noodle star at school>so threatened by a magicless human that she forces her into magic blood pact to not do magic>Lilith shows no trust in her ability anyway, tricks her into cheating>Lilith shows no interest in Amity afterward>claims to have never wanted to bully Willow>does it anyway, even when literally no one is around anyway>her mom is mean>her siblings are mean (see any siblings ever)>this absolves her of all shittiness>not a single spoken apology ever given>father is negligent>but that's okay because it is okay>mom apparently forces her to dye her hair>she's gonna keep doing that>but it's a different colour now so it's a good thing>dyke>please forget all previous bad things they're gay okayDana is shit and so is your taste in witches, the only characters worth anything from this show were the hag sisters
The prom crown gems in her hair look so fucking stupid I can't believe Dana thought it was good
>>149093232 (OP)I agree, but there are tastes for everyone
>>149093955She's a bitch, that's for sure. But I'm not blind to the appeal.
>>149093232 (OP)>dat post thoWho does she think she is? Sabrina Carpenter?
Amity is my wifey for lifey
>>149093232 (OP)What a dogshit thread, just like The Owl House being an irrelevant dogshit LGBT slop show that got canceled by Disney. Did you use ChatGPT to write these ESL babble posts, owltard?
>>149094026So do you have a favorite witch or not?
>>149093429Damn owlsisterbro, you have stale opinions
>>149093232 (OP)You think Luz ever licked Amity's pits?
>>149094026You are one of the many reasons originals are dying and shit like phineas and Ferb is back
>>149094368No, that is just a resident schizo.
>>149094008I wanna see that fat fuck crushing Amity with his gut. Just completely smothering her with it.
>>149095469No, thatโs just an asshole who want nothing new and want people to complain about the death of original DTVA shows
I like witches that are boscha who loves strawberry milk
>>149095729It's literally the tribefag seething over The Owl House existing. Lurk more.
>>149094008Why are you obsessed with shoving gross fat bastards into your fanart of Amity? Just let us goon in peace man
>>149096140That's his OC, aka Amity's husband.
We cool with that.
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>>149093232 (OP)Nothing beats the original
>>149095536If I do it'll only be with love
>>149096140Because it's my self-insert and I love Amity, duh.