>>149105240 (OP)OP, you dumb ugly fool.
Go find people your age to watch this shit with. Get a TV, get a couch, put your phones in the other goddamn room and actually watch the movie together. Make them take their ADHD meds if you have to beforehand. There. Now you get the "experience" you wanted.
Seriously, new stuff being garbage in no way diminishes your ability to enjoy old stuff. You didn't need to "be there" to enjoy it, you just have to pull your head out of your ass, swallow your horrific anxiety, and find other people to enjoy it with in person.
Also, can you image being a kid in the 90s and the school field day plays Kazaam? You are in a theater, an actual movie theater with dozens of other kids to watch Kazaam and before the movie starts there is an ad for The Hunchback of Notre Dame. What do the other kids do? One boos the ad and tosses some popcorn triggering a chain reaction of peer pressure. Do you give in and also do this stupid shit or do you keep your popcorn?
Point is, we had bad media before you were born too. For every good movie there's like a dozen terrible movies you will never know about.