Thread 149109513

Good morning, grandpa. Another week, another newspaper, another round of comics.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go sit in the freezer for a few hours. It's brutal out there.

BALDERDASH while you wait

sizzling summer serials

>>149019562

>>149019578
this might be an interesting development if I still bothered to read the dailies and knew, at all, what was going on

>>149019587
Flash? Robot cannibal maze. Bok? Frozen hellscape. Knowing Zarkov's luck, I'm guessing he landed on a nude beach.

>>149109558
dragonman muscles

>>149109522
Answer: ITS THE HECKIN GLOBAL WAAMAN! Seriously, if the map is ancient the ocean levels have changed and mountain was eroded over time by the ocean.

>>149019611
loving this art

>>149019622
>for hours
piracy isn't all it's cracked up to be

>>149109558
>kills a sabertooth tiger thing
>skins it
>wears its skinned fur like a coat
>no blood
maybe nothing bleeds in space idk
>>149109513 (OP)
i'd fuck Kevin's mom
and it's still a better name than Kyle

>>149019643
>just doing my job, ma'am

I was in Budapest this week and got a Garfield comic for my cousin. It also featured Dark Side of the Horse, Pooch Cafe and Phoebe and her Unicorn

>>149109634
there was lots of blood, in fact. loads of it. so much Bok was practically swimming. all off screen, of course

>>149109673
I'm kinda surprised about Dark Side of the Horse, I imagine it's a pain to translate. hope you had a nice time.

what a time to be alive

>>149109522
1; Cat's left whisker
Keyword is "ancient." Times change.
Apple, Toy speedboat's windshield, End of scrubbing brush, Mama pig's necklace, Spacing between the middle piglet's nostrils, The outline of that one bubble pouring downwards with the splash
c.)Mars

>>149109699
Thanks anon! I too was surprised to see it, but iirc it is mostly the visual gags like the sideways elevator

>>149109788
true, it is a mix of visual gags and wordplay. and now that I think about it, even Frank & Ernest has a Spanish version, despite all the puns

still really hate this latest design for Michelle. the eyes in particular.

don't worry, it'll be another few months until we get to the war

where's "dustin is rapeable" anon? I feel like this strip is really geared towards you

replace apps with AI and this'd blend right in

*laughs like Popeye*

>>149109969
This feels like a comic from 16 years ago.

>>149109983
Lynn Johnston's about to get a visit from a rat with a baseball bat.

winky face

>>149109997
>bluesky handle
This feels so bizarre to see in a newspaper comic. I'm so used to seeing aol.com email accounts credited

this one confused me, so I checked the dailies, and I'm fairly sure this is next week's Sunday strip. so, spoilers?

>>149110054
Bill Amend has been very online for 30 years now. It doesn't surprise me. I think Foxtrot basically went Sundays only because he was a WoW addict.

>>149110197
There was a long period if my life where I didn't read comics at all. As I've gotten back into them over the last 7 years or so, there were a few comics whose entire lifespan I missed out on. I'm bummed about that.
The Meaning of Lila
Tina's Groove
Cul De Sac
My Cage

Wish they had made it. Though, Cul De Sac is the best by a lot, and also didn't get cancelled and has a much sadder tale.

>>149110268
oooooooof

>>149110268
Having read his other comics、I believe this is a fetish page.

>>149110245
Tina's Groove ended because the creator went to work on Rhymes with Orange. And Apparently My Cage is still on going but it's a comic strip on Patreon now. https://www.patreon.com/mycage

stronger than Saitama

>>149110286
I know about both of those. Rina Piccolo keeps trying other stuff, and I'm glad for it. I wish Tina's Groove continued.
Mt Cage I actually subscribed to for a year or so. He really did just get cancelled and is obviously sort of sad about it, and is now just supported at a low level by furries. A grim fate.

>>149110312
>He really did just get cancelled and is obviously sort of sad about it
What happened?

>>149110332
His comic want popular enough, and it for cancelled. He did another comic book, Santa Claus vs. Dracula which got Patreon funded but not a lot came of it. GoComics entirely removed the comic from it's website. He and the artist went back to their day jobs and they do the comics on Patreon on the side sometimes. I stopped subscribing years ago, but Ed Anger was clearly a bit bitter about it all. Good comic though. I quite liked it.

>>149110361
A shame. It is unfortunate in the comic strip world how for every Garfield, Peanuts, Cathy or Mort Walker cartoon, there's over dozens of comics that don't see proper success. There's even fewer new comics being made which prevents any of them a chance to get that kind of success.

>>149110282
Dunno I don't see anyone pregnant.

>>149110472
I'm starting to think Rosa is autistic.

>1975
>still scrolling
golly

it's zzzzover
(at least my part)
back next week

>>149110459
>Do you dare enter my magical IKEA?

>>149110472
I almost forgot Supr Dee actually did work for the lofi girl.

>>149110700
have a good week

>>149110472
Roommates, amirite?

>>149109513 (OP)
Mommy doesn't get drunk.
She just has fun.

>>149109513 (OP)
Better to burn out than to fade away padre!

>>149109574
But what we see is kinda the opposite. Seaweed and fish skeletons on land, implying the water level lowered.
And this might be pedantic, but is there's a map it's at best 3000 years old, not sure that's enough for major geographic shifts.

>>149110472
Or you could just masterbate tosleep
here let me show you

>>149109927
>don't worry, it'll be another few months until we get to the war
I can't wait

oh, almost forgot. it was another week of Andy being lovesick.

OFFICIAL TIER LIST

MY (FASHIONABLE) WIFE TIER:
>>149112282
>>149112314

SLYLOCK TIER:
>>149109522 (does that first step of the stubborn cat look familiar to anyone else?)

CHUCKLE TIER:
Crabgrass
The Argyle Sweater
Baby Blues
Bizarro
For Better Or For Worse
Frank & Ernest
Hagar The Horrible
Heart of The City (Classic) (Hi, Bill)
Liberty Meadows
Lio
Monty
Nancy
On The Fastrack
Popeye
Rosebuds (Sunday AND daily)
Sherman's Lagoon
Wallace The Brave (Sunday)
Wizard Of Id (Classic)
Working Daze
Take It From The Tinkertons

COMFY TIER:
Breaking Cat News
BroomHilda
Cul De Sac
Dennis The Menace
Red And Rover

"MY TEACHER SHOWED US THIS IN CLASS ONCE AND GOT SO MAD WHEN A KID CALLED IT GAY HE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE AND CALM DOWN." TIER:
>>149110227

All others DNQ.

Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guy, too).

Oh, and since >>149110156 reminded me, here's a fun fact. There's no medical basis for MSG being a health risk. That entire line of public thinking came from journalists taking the New England Journal of Medicine's designated shitposting column as serious discourse.

>>149110318
How is deep in this swimming pool?

>>149110669
Spider-Man and Invisible Girl reference? Nice

>>149109667
OUCH!

>>149109713
>>149109722
Kek

>>149110026
I understood that reference.

>>149110084
Charlotte without socks?
Cat is a good influence on her.

>>149112355
>Rosa, forma de gato
nice gif

>>149110362
He deserves that one.
He's a pig!

>>149110522
There must be better ways to have a low maintenance yard.

>>149110575
Kek

>>149110700
Thanks for posting
Hope it wasn't stressful.

>>149110732
Is she crabby?

>>149110733
I've been here too long.
I read that as loli girl.

>>149110792
I approved of this message.

>>149110849
I think she might get a visit from a certain Fireside Girl

A good batch this Sunday.

>>149110472
Rosebuds has become a real consistent delight to read

>>149109667
Fuck, I clwas not expecting this comic to hit so hard.

>>149112314
Being McKenzie is suffering

>>149113781
Pretty sure Charlotte is still wearing them.
Shari, otoh.
Also, I included a larger version.
It's real easy click on the strip, then double click and safe.
Works with Firefox.

>>149109809
Carlos!

>>149109883
Yeah, why are they so far apart? They just look odd instead of cute.

>>149112707
About 12 or 15 feet.

>>149110693
Kek. I can only assume people aren't raging at this one because no one here actually reads Zippy.

>>149109522
Very low Slylock engagement this week. Not surprising, given the mystery.

>>149112355
kek, nice.

>>149110019
Far IN?

>>149109938
>where's "dustin is rapeable" anon?
oh hello
turns out Dustin isn't as rapeable as he is boring, I fucking hate this comic and I couldn't stand reading it anymore, especially whenever the dumbass dad is the star

>>149110700
I wonder if there are any old Zits comics where Jeremy and Sarah are in a Blockbuster.

>>149109522
>pelican
kek

do sunday comics get published online now or something?

>>149121905
comic strips have been published online for over a decade now.

>>149121930
i meant like this collection specifically does OP just keep up with each one and posts them on sunday or

>>149109522
Wait, they can TALK? Also they are on the peak of a mountain, it just looks like an island because of the ocean.

>>149109513 (OP)
Hey I like that one.

>>149110700
Me and my parents love Zits. Its not particularly funny but holy shit, it's totally about my brother (not about me, my puberty was boring as fuck... only exciting if you take early wild west internet into consideration).

>>149109769
>c.)Mars
Mount olympus shouldn't even count that shit is so wide you can't even tell you're going up a slope.

>>149122675
MAAAAAAARRRRRSU!

>>149110459
Ikea what the fuck.

>>149121946
>or does OP just keep up with each one
yes, on Sundays

>>149109522
Islands are "technically" mountains which is my guess.

>>149123132
Not all.

>>149121946
They're mostly all from one or two syndicate's websites. Gocomics has the bulk of them.

>>149123970
Which are the best comics from each syndicate?

>>149122675
Dude...
I am NOT into astronomy. Besides, I would have answered Earth mostly because I live there.

>>149110422
>"He told me the only reason he feeds me is because he might need my kidney one day"
LMAO.

>>149110486
I hate that I relate to Ted here.

>>149124961
What do you mean by best? Taste is subjective. Mostly.

>>149128214
Well then share what you personally think are the best comics from each of the syndicates. Or at least the best ones posted in these threads.

>>149129350
no u

>>149110505
You are your own worst enemy.

No Lockhorns?
I've been cheated