Thread 149112723 - /co/ [Archived: 967 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:27:20 PM No.149112723
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The reason why Superman will never reclaim his old glory or ever overtake Batman, is because he's not versatile and cannot be be all-encompasing. Batman can be low-level, high-level, as strong or weak as the story commands. He can be brooding and dark or bright and adventurous. He can wear armours or tights, he can have horror stories or spy stories or space stories. Superman can't. Because they won't let him. He can't change his costume. His powers are not flashy. He cannot carry some Kryptonian sword or board a Kryptonian vessel. Superman is just Superman and that's all he is. He cannot leave Earth and have space-farring adventures. He cannot even leave Metropolis. Superman is a victim of his own perceived importance. He cannot evolve or even be interesting, because he has to be a trite voice of reason for retarded 12 Y/Os and nothing more.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:30:51 PM No.149112782
>>149112723 (OP)
>He cannot leave Earth and have space-farring adventures
That's one way to say you don't read his comics.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:10 PM No.149112941
>>149112723 (OP)
Is that the fucking dude from WildCATs
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:45 PM No.149112998
wow the Superman shitposter is becoming more unhinged by the day
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:53:15 PM No.149113099
>>149112998
The shill money from Disney must be drying up, maybe that's why he's becoming more unhinged in his posts
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:06:58 PM No.149113301
>>149112941
Hellspont. Yes. In the new 52 they were hyping him up as the big event baddy. It never played out.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:13:20 PM No.149113370
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>>149112723 (OP)
Seriously tho Helspont and the Daemonites are such perfect Superman antagonists. Helspont should be Superman's big bad space guy, his Freiza
They just look awesome fighting each other, their looks compliment each other so well.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:35:44 PM No.149113642
>>149113370
I mean, PKJ Mongul was pretty good as Superman version of Freezer
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:50:17 PM No.149113848
>>149113642
but Mogul is pink and yellow, he just looks like a bootleg Darkseid, Helspont might just be Ghost Rider Wolverine but he stands out among Superman's alien rogues who are mostly humanish.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:53:08 PM No.149113884
>>149112723 (OP)
>Kryptonian sword or board a Kryptonian vessel. Superman is just Superman and that's all he is. He cannot leave Earth and have space-farring adventures. He cannot even leave Metropolis.
He’s literally done all of this many times, are you retarded or mentally ill?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:15:35 PM No.149115241
>>149112723 (OP)
FUck off
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:16:59 PM No.149115268
>>149112723 (OP)
Lot of words to say that Supercuck is lame and boomer-coded which is why Batchad always wins!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:18:51 PM No.149115306
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>>149112723 (OP)
Bitch, we just got a super Saiyin golden form upgrade like an ultra instinct but for Superman.
That heals him and makes him invulnerable to Kryptonite.
Plus Superman has a spaceship. Batman doesn’t.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:20:45 PM No.149115341
Ok buddy, whatever you say
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:21:28 PM No.149115354
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Superman’s wife and cousin can go on sexy adventures to support Superman.
Batman’s cousin Batwoman hates him.
And he has no wife. His baby mama hates him. And his fiancé Catwoman left him at the altar.

Batman?………more like Batlimp
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:26:13 AM No.149116403
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>>149115354
>Superman’s wife and cousin can go on sexy adventures to support Superman.
>Batman’s cousin Batwoman hates him.

Powergirl does a little more than support him and it is kinda obvious she doesn't hate him
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:11:38 AM No.149117624
>>149112723 (OP)
Too many expies.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:58 AM No.149117653
>>149115354
Batman's got a harem of underage, nubile proteges that he smashes on the regular.

Also, Batman's son isn't a faggot. Meanwhile Superman's son is a faggot icon who bottoms for some pink haired limp wristed libtard.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:43 AM No.149117683
>>149117653
Batman’s heir Tim Drake takes cock.
His cousin is a lesbian unlike Superman’s cousin.
Plus Catwoman and Talia are both queer, unlike Lois.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:17:43 AM No.149117697
>>149117653
LOL.
Batman doesn’t fuck I’m his underage apprentices. His Bat-sons do.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:55:10 AM No.149118108
>>149117697
you leave Shazam out of this
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:02:22 AM No.149118181
>>149117683
Both candidates for Superman's cousin are coal-burning roasties.

Lois is a whore and Superman's used his super-hearing to listen to chad smash her.

I got nothing for Tim Drake. The zestlords claimed him as their own.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:17:56 AM No.149118374
>>149118181
coal burners and whores are great though.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:33:17 AM No.149118538
>>149118181
>>Lois is a whore.
Talia has orgies.
Catwoman is a certified whore ex-prostitute.
>>coal-burning roasties
What do you think Babara Gordon is?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:34:57 AM No.149118559
>>149118538
It's not coal-burning when a black woman does it, anon.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:36:10 AM No.149118571
>>149118559
Babs was blacked Luke Fox.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:36:41 AM No.149118581
Superman will never return to his former glory because the average person is now too pessimistic and angry, but the average person is also aware that Superman shouldn't also cater such ideologies/emotions which is why SuperSnyder was hated by everyone but his cult.

If Gunn's Superman flops it's probably over for the character among casuals/normies beyond being a generic american icon, as Gunn's Supes seems to be earnest and optimistic, which is what the character needed.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:46:36 AM No.149118678
>>149118571
You can't black a black woman, anon.