Thread 149114709

>has no actual friends beyond his playdates
>lives with his dad
>spends all his time in his "special room"
>has no actual job, but rather spends all his time in a made up profession
>refers to himself through the fake persona he has created
>everything, down to the most insignificant thing, revolves around said created persona
>wears special clothes to go with his special name
>plays on the computer the whole time he's not at a playdate
Is Batman essentially an autistic manchild NEET? Is he truly /oneofus/ if you think about it? If we take Silver Age Batman and his wacky hijinks, then it wouldn't be OOC to have him jumping through rooftops and humming numma-numma-hey to himself while referring to himself in the 3rd person... Wait... Is Batman the DC version of Doom? It's the same exact type of autism. Jesus...

>>149114709 (OP)
No. Batman fucks.

>>149114709 (OP)
Kill yourself.

>>149114709 (OP)
>Is Batman essentially an autistic manchild NEET?

Yes, I've been saying that all along.

>>149114709 (OP)
He is a volcel chad

>>149114709 (OP)
He fucks and goes outside, so no.

>>149114874
>Batman fucks.
NOPE
He goes on play'dates'
He gaslights the chicks in these play'dates' into thinking he's 'into' them, when really all he cares about is his 'toys' and his 'persona'
He gets them to pass out before they actually see him fully undressed, and if they see any skin and ask about his scars, he lies and claims they are from skiing or polo 'accidents'
No actual penetration occurs on this play'dates'

>>149114709 (OP)
>>lives with his dad
brainless retard moron piece of shit idiot

>>149114709 (OP)
>Clark, Selena, Grayson
>Butler not dad
>only at night time day job is still literally Wayne Enterprises
>see above
>same as anyone who plays games online
>???
>They're not even that special and in most incarnations offer him very little versus the non street level thugs he fights
>see point 4 again

>>149114709 (OP)
>No friends.
How about the entire Justice League and the Bat-family?, and dunno if some of his lovers with superpowers count too.
>lives with his dad.
His butler, more like a fatherly figure.
His dad is dead, and he likes to remind other poeple about that.
>spends all his time in his "special room"
Patrols the city all the night, only goes there when he needs some info or work into something specific.
>has no actual job, but rather spends all his time in a made up profession
This one is true.
>refers to himself through the fake persona he has created
"Im batman".
>wears special clothes to go with his special name
People that dont know me personally refers to me as the factory head mechanic, and I wore special "clothes" for my "special job".
>plays on the computer the whole time he's not at a playdate
> He compile criminal data and analize different things in his supercomputer, that shit dont sound too "fun" to me.
>Is Batman essentially an autistic manchild NEET?
No, but you seem to have gone to great lengths to prove otherwise on a sunday night.
I'll let that last comment sink in a bit.

>>149114709 (OP)
he prob cucks superman with lois tbf

>>149114709 (OP)
Fully
>Employed by Wayne Corp
>Educated by the finest teachers
>Trained by the strongest masters
Batman is the opposite of NEET. He's FEET.

>>149114709 (OP)
>>has no actual friends beyond his playdates
That's not true.

>>149114874
fpbp

His dad is dead you clearly have no know of the character