What prevents girls from looking at you like that?

Stop. Making. Goofy Movie. Threads. Goofymoviefag.

>>149124124 (OP)
Too busy twerking, charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie.

>>149124124 (OP)
joos

>>149124124 (OP)
MY WEIGHT

They usually vomit first.

>>149124730
Build muscle. Have a butcher bod.

>>149124124 (OP)
Im fat and ugly

>>149124124 (OP)
Because I look like this

>>149124730
I WAS OSTRACIZED BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT

>>149124124 (OP)
My face is still child-like

>>149124124 (OP)
I'm old, married, overweight, and seem generally unpleasant to people that don't know I'm just exhausted.

>>149124844
Not a bad start. Shave your beard, pick up a skin routine for your face (even just washing with good soap), and find a barber that isn't at great clips/Supercuts to help you pick a masculine hairstyle. I can't see the rest of you, but hitting the weights helps too, even if you just have a couple free weights at home.
You can do it anon.

Is the last thread even fucking dead?

>>149124124 (OP)
That whole scene gives some intense nostalgia for those day dreams you'd have when you're 13 year old, doing something cool in front of the whole school, with your crush especially giving you notice. It wasn't just me right?

my general being

>>149124124 (OP)
I'm basically the "Hello, human resources?" guy IRL

>>149125602
That's what the whole movie is about. Probably why so many people can relate to it

>>149125602
There are regular threads on /mu/ where people admit to having had fantasies about getting up on stage and blowing their middle/high school's minds with how good they were at singing/guitar/etc. I think it's a near-universal experience.

>>149126248
Hell, I've daydreamed about showing off all sorts of skills at school. I remember wishing I could just crush English class when I was eight.

>>149124124 (OP)
I’M NOT GOOFY ENOUGH!

I'm ugly and retarded

>>149124124 (OP)
I trimmed my mustache askew this morning and didn't notice till I got to work again.