Thread 149124813 - /co/ [Archived: 938 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:30:47 PM No.149124813
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>cuck your fiancée for an insect who wanted to sue your entire species

This bitch is so lucky she’s hot as fuck or I’d hate her ass lmao.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:37:14 PM No.149124867
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>turns his resume into a fold-out brochure
>includes all his "special skills" (one of them is eating with chopsticks) and his top 10 favorite movies on his resume
>says that Star Wars is just a bunch of shooting noises
>brags about beating Vanessa's 81 years old grandmother on a tennis match
>says that he predicted global warming

He was a meathead
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:38:37 PM No.149124879
>>149124867
Whatever
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:42:55 PM No.149124913
Jerry Seinfeld really said
>But nooooo my character has to have an impossibly hot girlfriend just like every episode of my sitcom
Even if his character is a cartoon bee.
Worst main cast member of his own show.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:44:21 PM No.149124936
They didn't seem to have an affectionate relationship at all
https://youtu.be/aWaBf5R9l6E?si=NXyXkiW-VzM-WV3C
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:45:13 PM No.149124947
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>>149124867
Better a dumbass human over an annoying talking bug who’d have to crawl inside your vagina for sex and will likely die from it after one night.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:50:30 PM No.149125006
>>149124813 (OP)
I'm pretty sure you can land near her barefeet, a la Mister Mosquito, in the picnic portion of The Bee Movie the Game.