>umm ackchually no woman on earth would want to hook up with a 6'2" shredded chad

>>149128848 (OP)
he lives with his mom

That's the plot of the cartoon. The contrast is what makes it funny. What would you prefer as the plot of the show?

>>149128848 (OP)
He hooks up with chicks very often, the show just focuses on the moments when he fails.

He managed to make a genderbent James Bond expy literally swoon and fall over just by kissing her.

>>149128848 (OP)
He skipped leg day.

First season just focuses on the failures but outright says johnny scores plenty
only the later seasons try to pretend he's actually a complete loser with no luck instead of just a tool that some women can pick up on

>>149128848 (OP)
He sounds like Fat Elvis. No pretty mama's going home with a Fabio physique if he sounding like Fat Elvis.

>>149129050
>>149128923
The show itself never said Johnny gets girls outside of the pilot stating he isn't a virgin
Hell in the Tingbad seasons it's also said that Johnny has never been to a girl's home

>>149129050
Susie loves him though.

>>149128848 (OP)
Yeah, they'll just pine for a 6'5 chad

>>149128923
>>149129050
>headcanon

>>149129384
>Johnny has never been to a girl's home
Why would he? He has more control of things at his mother's place.

>>149128848 (OP)
A vindictive flip created the show

>>149129644
And it only became good when it was taken out of his hands.

>>149128848 (OP)
It's almost like the show is saying that having a cringy and obnoxious personality can negate all your chances with a woman even if you're built like a Greek god.
Funny that, isn't it?

>>149129979
Women don't care personality. IRL you can be built like a Greek god & women will hit on you plenty, regardless of your shitty personality.

>>149128848 (OP)
He should have courted Little Susie.

>>149130067
I can't tell you how many jacked gymcels there are out there (hint: it's because it's a lot)

>>149129644
Retard

>>149129076
I’ve read it in his voice

>>149130078
He's not into little girls

I WENT TO A PET SHOP THE OTHER DAY

>>149128848 (OP)
He's an unemployed retard that lives with his mother and his only friends are a nerd and little girl

>>149130078
He tells her to wait until she's legal.

>>149129644
Was he wrong though?
>>149129979
This. It reminds me of that funny image where the guy thinks women will swoon over him after he gets buff, but instead it's all guys asking him about gains.

>>149128848 (OP)
It's a show based on the myth that women are turned off by chauvinistic masculine behaviour. We all know they pay lip service to wanting sensitive, mature and forward-thinking men while longing for ooga booga chads who'll rail and demean them.

>>149128848 (OP)
the joke was he was a corny goofball who had virgin energy, despite having everything else typical to attract women.

>>149129572
stated by the creator himself in an interview

>>149130521
Shut up flip

>>149128848 (OP)
it's actually very realistic because JB was honest about his intentions and women hate honesty and sincerity. JB wasn't smart enough to lie or do whatever bullshit doublespeak women expect. women want you to hide the fact you're a cad because you're actually higher value if you're smart enough to court multiple women at the same time because of female pre-selection bias.

>>149134163
Cope and seethe amerimutt

>>149135499
I'm not American you slant eyed freak

>>149128848 (OP)
Whoa momma. Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

https://youtu.be/0ttgTWxW138

>>149128923
>the two women that actually liked johnny were two redheaded spies
what did they mean by this? like seriously?

>>149135532
>assumes i’m filippino
You are a retard

>>149128855
it's not like they know that. Carl and Susie know that and they're his best friends.

>>149130067
Get this. It's a kid show. All kids see is that the big buff dude gets his ass kicked by women over and over. They laugh. The end. There's that one episode that parodies schoolhouse rock with the singing fat old man, and by the end of the episode women are all over him instead of johnny.

Kids don't understand human psychology. They don't know what adult relationships are like.

>>149128848 (OP)
He's a chad that uses the 99 slaps strategy AKA 99 women rejecting him and the 100th woman saying yes.

>>149128848 (OP)
Someone post the black guy that does a great impression of him.

>>149132462
ironically many women love a good dorky goofball

>>149135611
>There's that one episode that parodies schoolhouse rock with the singing fat old man, and by the end of the episode women are all over him instead of johnny.
Yeah, all over him in anger because they found out his sensitive male act was all bullshit.

>>149128848 (OP)
Why do jeets love this show so much?

>>149136206
Maybe because they most likely know somebody that acts like him?

>>149128848 (OP)
Remember he isn't a virgin, we only see his misses

>>149129384
The Tingblad seasons are like a completely different timeline.

>umm ackchually jerry would never beat tom

>>149136206
have you seen their hairstyles and how their complete disregard in approaching women (and trains)?

>>149128848 (OP)
>Seth MacFarlane acknowledges his work on Johnny Bravo
>Seth MacFarlane never references Johnny Bravo in either his projects Family Guy, American Dad nor both Ted movies or show
does he really hate working on Johnny Bravo despite being the writer and the fact that it kickstarted his career?

>>149138610
*referenced
gotta work on that ESL there

>>149138610
No. He simply would rather be remembered more for his own creations.

>>149128848 (OP)
he has tiny chicken legs

>>149137601
I always feel ashamed of myself when a joke sailed over my head as a kid then I get it after I grew up.