Thread 149163063 - /co/ [Archived: 810 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:34:03 AM No.149163063
AC_14_8
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>teen Clark is fascinated with the stars/space and it's his common ground with Lex
>by the time he's 18 he's got 0 interest in science anymore and just wants to be a heckin journalist
Why do they keep doing this? Why can't there be a single instance where Clark decides to become a scientist and take the stories to a different avenue? It's 2025, journalism is dead, no matter which way you cut it. He's a Sci-Fi character, let him have a primarily Sci-Fi aesthetic, world and stories.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:36:43 AM No.149163075
>only scientists exist in sci-fi universes
That said, Supes actually shouldn't be a journalist because it's unethical as fuck for him to be one.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:38:40 AM No.149163084
>>149163063 (OP)
the reason he is a journalist is because he can hear about crime before anyone else and so that he has a good reason to be near crime scenes without arousing suspicion

>Why can't there be a single instance where Clark decides to become a scientist and take the stories to a different avenue?
silver age superman was a scientist, he invented all those robots for instance
clark kent was a journalist, but in the silver age clark kent was just a sham he put up

post-crisis superman severely cut down on his science-ness and generally made him more of normal intelligence
as part of the general nerfing to superman (he couldnt pull planets anymore) and a reduction of the amount of silliness in his comics (including his superman robots)
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:38:56 AM No.149163087
>>149163063 (OP)
Because STEMfags are fucking insufferable assholes.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:43:29 AM No.149163110
Clark Kent should be a repairman.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:44:54 AM No.149163116
>>149163063 (OP)
it's a reference to the fact that the modern United States of America sucks all your passion and interest and leaves you a soulless husk in return, having you grasp for desperate lowlife jobs such as journalism
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:46:06 AM No.149163124
>>149163084
>so that he has a good reason to be near crime scenes without arousing suspicion
Consider the following: He could just be near crime scenes as Superman. That would not arouse suspicion unless somehow DC ends up with the rights to JJ.

Motherfucker can literally work at super-speed. He could do virtually any job that doesn't involve dealing with people face to face and still keep up his Superman gig without his coworkers having a clue. Hell, he could be a fucking telemarketer and nobody would have a fucking clue.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:24 AM No.149163193
>>149163124
how is he gonna hear about crime happening if he's working as a telemarketer in his cubicle nigga, journalism is barely any work with lots of free time AND he gets to hear scoops about the happenings of the world and gets a pass to be present there as Clark Kent. work that brain of yours retard
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:10:42 AM No.149163258
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>>149163084
This.
Superman used to go HARD on living a sham. TAS did a great job on t he episode where somebody tried to assassinate Clark Kent. where he even gets a good LMAO out of it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:56:12 PM No.149164075
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>>149163084
>the supergenius alien with light-years-ahead-advanced-tech and super-hearing that can track people anywhere needs to work a 9-to-5 as a journalist to... keep track of crime
...I don't know what's worse; the publishers continuing with such retarded premises, or you "people" being so utterly retarded that you buy into them and parrot them as if they make any sense...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:15 PM No.149165220
>>149163063 (OP)
Lex is gay