Thread 149174837

>Finally watch Road to El Dorado after years of cooming to Chel
>Good animation
>Some good jokes
>Fine music
>Story kinda sucks
that movie would not be remembered as fondly if it wasnt for the hot latina

>>149174837 (OP)
not latina. indigenous. which is even yummier, because they're more pure.

>>149174886
IRL indios look funny though.

>>149174837 (OP)
>he hot latina
Chel was not Latina. She was native (genetically closer Asians thaqn Europeans). They just drew her like a big booty Latina because it was easier to goon to.

>>149174837 (OP)
I also remember it heavily for plot that religion is a scam and 99% of the Aztecs were gullible retards.
>>149174886
>>149174910
>>149174972
Post some pure blooded Central American chicks and let us decide.

>>149174837 (OP)
This actually reminds me of a conversation of with my best friend of how fucked up the song is "It's so easy being Gods"

>>149175392
You say fucked up, I say based.

>>149174837 (OP)
>would not be remembered as fondly if it wasnt for the hot latina
even if you're right, what a wonderful thing to be remembered for

>>149174972
Why were the Road to El Dorado animators such pervs?

>>149175607
Adults wanting sex with attractive adults of the other sex is not perverse, by definition.

>>149174910
>>149175331
It's hard to find pics that aren't hags/grannies with blob bodies.

>>149175750
That's what they looked like by the time they were 23, Chel was 12.

>>149175392
That was kind of the point of the song though, I thought, was to demonstrate that they'd let their treatment by the natives go to their heads. Really what was wrong was the portrayal of Aztecs. Not that there's a more politically correct way to portray them, as they were actually just vicious and obsessed with war.

>>149175766
Fuck. That would explain why it's hard to find a pic.

>>149175781
If that was the point, it's kind of muted by no higher power directly punishing their arrogance and lies. The priest does some dark magic shit to get that stone tiger but it seemed like he could've done that anytime.

>>149174837 (OP)
why did they make her so hot, unironically
what was the point

>>149175979
It wasn't the current year yet.

>>149175607
Cuz they were awesome?

It's loosely based on a Kipling story.

>>149174837 (OP)
>GIF loops for hours.
>She looks physically and emotionally exhausted.
>The armadillo is long dead, splashing blood with every knock against her hips.
>Chel wants to stop and cry a little, but it never ends.

>149175607
hownew.ru

>>149176000
Trips of truth. If this movie were released today, let alone within the last ten years, she would be as far away from 'hot' as you can imagine.

native maya chick from guatemala

native inca chick from peru

>>149174886
What's the difference?

>>149174837 (OP)
>fine music
Fuck you, as a kid, the music > the babe

>>149175979
>the point
"I'm making a female character and love interest for this movie. Better make her hot so she appeals to me and the viewers."

>>149175979
If a woman isn't hot, then what's the fucking point?

>>149175392
You have a weird translation. The song is called "It's Tough to Be A God" and has multiple tones.
1) Sarcasm, as in, "being treated as a god is great because of all these wonderful things we are getting", so it isn't tough at all
2) Sincerity, as in, "pretending to be a god is incredibly dangerous in this society, and if anyone figures out what we are doing we will be executed", so it is actually very tough

>>149176246
>>149176260
Pretty, but puberty didn't sledgehammer them.

>>149174837 (OP)
>that movie would not be remembered as fondly if it wasnt for the hot latina
NO SHIT?!

>>149174837 (OP)
Imagine having your american indigenous phenotype associated forever with the term latina. Everybody ignore the burger.

>>149175979
So your dad, who is taking your retarded ass to the movies in the first place, can enjoy something too.

>>149176398
I cannot wait for the white and second generation virtue signalling era to finally go away. May tumblr be fully destroyed.

>>149176453
That and repeal the 19th.

>>149175607
Shut up Bulma you were always irritating and annoying

>>149175331
>Post some pure blooded Central American chicks and let us decide
They're basically non-existent at this point. There's enough common traits of the modern people that we can extrapolate what their pre-colombian ancestors may have looked like. They basically look like native American and SEA people.

Reminder: The original outfit for Chel was just a poncho.

>>149176263
latinas have spaniard rape dna and nigger dna

>>149176395
w2c jacket?

>>149175607
You don't go through the trouble of learning how to animate without the motivation that being a perv provides.
>t. Perverted animator

>>149174972
They drew her like the Chinese spy so you were right at the start.

>>149174837 (OP)
>latina
she's not latina, she has no spaniard blood in her at all

>>149176263
Are you serious? "Latina" and "Latino" refer to people descended from European stock. People living in those countries colonized by Spain and Portugal are only referred to as Latins because the Spanish and Portuguese were predisposed to mixing bloodlines with anything that had a pulse, so it's presumed people living there have some amount of Latin European ancestry unless they're from a remote native tribe or something.

Chel actually is from a remote native tribe, moreover the Spanish only just arrived in the New World so there wouldn't be any "Latin" population there yet since the Spanish hadn't started fucking all the women yet.

>>149177402
That the comic where her mother was executed by forcing her upper body to a furnace?

>>149175607
Why are you posting a woman that flashed an old man, dressed up as a bunny girl, and only wanted to use her magical anything wish for dick, while complaining about pervs?

>>149177533
Bulma was so based

>>149175750
>>149174910
Depends, they all vary extremely different in appearance from NA to SA. It's not hard to find to find any that aren't old people lol. Picrel is from Sonora.
>>149177509
The term also applies to hispanicized natives
>>149177402
Irl Chel would look like Suayane Moreira but she's Brazilian
>>149176536
Central and SA are full of them

>>149176041
interesting post. for real, this could be a pretty good horror concept

>>149176865
is this why animation is so shit nowadays

>>149175331
Look up anything related to Chiapas indigenous and you'll find a good chunk of indigenous people at markets selling textiles, goods, or other handmade things. Or indigenous people of "insert state/country", flickr is a gold mine for this stuff.

>>149177733
>>149178219
>>149176536
>>149176260
>>149176246
See?! I told you fucks they're pretty. Prettier than latinas, even.

I went to a strip club a few months ago and got a bunch of lap dances from a girl that looked just like Chel. About a week later, I went to a casino and saw her again. She immediately recognized me and gave me a very disgusted look. Good times

>>149178242
Kinda based honestly, like any other group of people you'll have pretty and ugly people. Idk why people think of grannies when they think of indigenous people lol. Is it maybe the association of a certain way of living or people being considered archaic? You can also find people who are clearly native or hispanicized natives living in more developed areas or cities. Pic semi related, a model for a Mexican jewelry brand.

>>149178380
>just like chel
did she wear the native outfit too?

>>149177733
>The term also applies to hispanicized natives
Asspull. If not show source.

>>149178751
Hispancized natives are people with indigenous blood but don't identify with the indigenous label for a variety of reasons and live in latam I don't see whats so hard to understand.

>>149178396
>like any other group of people you'll have pretty and ugly people
never seen a good looking aboriginal australian woman

>>149178788
Hmm. I hadn't thought of that.

>>149178780
The spanish just got there Chel can't possibly identify as a latina.

>>149174837 (OP)
>that movie would not be remembered as fondly if it wasnt for the hot latina
There should be a term for those cartoons and games where the porn MASSIVELY outshadows anything else about their legacy.

>>149178851
I'll call it, the Overwatch effect

>>149178828
In the context of the movie well duh, I was referring to the term latino(and hispanic too)as it's used now and how people identify themselves. Sorry for the confusion.

>>149178880
It's also incredibly fucked to call her a latina considering the latin people are about to rape and murder her culture into extinction.

>>149178906
>extinction
Yeah true, what would realistically follow is pretty fucked up but there are plenty of Mayan and Aztec decedants around today, as well as smaller groups. I don't think extinct is the right word.

>>149178242
Alright I'm sold, I'll go down there and finish bleaching them.

>>149178906
>murderous culture replaced with murderous culture plus technology
Boo fucking hoo. Chel is latina because she is brown and from the Americas.

t. spic

>>149178780
Where's the source? You just inventing as you talk. Also, you just don't stop being indigenous just because you say so. When does a black stop being black just because they don't want to?

>>149178788
Because you're racist. You can't expect the standard of beauty from whatever race is your favorite to apply to other races. You like an ethnicity for the phenotype unique to them.

>>149179194
No one said they "stop being indigenous" because they don't identify with being native. This means this is how they report themselves on forms and the census, so how exactly do you want me to prove that? They don't do DNA tests for that. Part of that is because being "Indio" can be seen as a bad thing or shameful, loss of language or culture so they are culturally "hispanic" despite some things and traditions carrying over they don't see themselves as such, to them they are just Mexican.

>>149179234
No other race wants women with fists bigger than their skulls.

>>149177830
The opposite actually, it’s people like you.

>>149179242
So I suppose english speaking blacks are anglos then, right?

>>149179176
Typical spaniard

>>149179309
Nope. Central American brownoid. There are no Noble Savages anywhere.

>>149179324
No you misunderstand I'm calling you a typical spaniard, just claiming anything no matter how wrong

>>149179304
Can you read

>>149179339
Okay, so if I can be a spaniard despite that not being physically true, Chel is latina despite that being anachronistic to the movie's time period. Glad we got that settled.

>>149174837 (OP)
she's not a latina yet

Tulio is the biggest problem of the movie. He's just an extremely two-dimensional cartoon protagonist with a personality that becomes tedious long before the movie is over.

>>149179397
No he's not

>>149179397
>This again

>>149179414
It's the truth. Miguel is a good character, but Tulio isn't.

>>149179234

>tfw pansexual
>tfw women of all races/phenotypes are attractive to me


if I was born in the Age of Exploration with access to even the most rudimentary STD treatments I would have been a menace. Just travelling the world knocking up every single kind of indigenous cutie until I finally get captain cook'd by some big-bootied island girl's pissed off brother. My genetics command me to fuck every phenotype, I would have left swollen bellies and leaky tits all across the planet. It's a mercy to the women of this world that I was born in an age where I can access 5 to 10 phenotypes just by living in a major American city and being polyamorous. Contains my SCP keter class deviance to a small geographic range, and for that, the world should be thankful.

>>149179176

sounds legit

>>149179443
You are so based

>>149179435
Ok you've convinced me

>>149176260
I still kinda wish Emperors new Groove kept the Peru mythology aspect. You don't see much from that country. Shame because stuff from it ranges from impressive to downright bizarre.
Seriously look up Shining Path. You could make a Far Cry game from the war they had with equally shitty government.

>>149179249
considering how many abbo half-bloods and quadroons there are, it seems you are sorely mistaken

It's definitely worse than the previous two movies

https://youtu.be/fAXl9u02dRM?si=71R9yxjXeRZNnvw-
https://youtu.be/-Yy22GORV1w?si=raQSiezwgxJjVGf_
https://youtu.be/wpVvtU8tGzY?si=ul0Em09gWg02IyFi

>>149179800
It's also worse than the next two movies

https://youtu.be/abSISoSS_8Q?si=aOYMCIWnFDu2oHMm
https://youtu.be/3Z0SOdLF-a0?si=xADCg0qVLeLOhsqR

>>149179443
>Goth Chel