Wait, Supergirl’s weakness is Kryptonite?

I Might as well paint my dick with kryptonite and rape her

>>149178550 (OP)
Imagine her owning a kryptonite dildo.
She would use it to 'weaken' her body and open herself up to pleasure, but every time she does so, it would be a moral failure because if anyone happened to be in danger while she was using it... she'd just have to let them die.

>>149178565
For a second I read that as wearing and pictured her pegging me with a kryptonite strapon. Ouch lol

>>149178581
I mean, it doesn't just have to be a chunk of dong-shaped kryptonite.
It could be a typical silicone or rubber one with a kryptonite rod in the core. It would have basically the same effect on her.

>>149178607
Very true, I didn't think of that lol

>>149178550 (OP)
Imagine if your tiny little micro penis could affect her even if painted with a radioactive material.

>>149178617
In that same vein, you wouldn't need to paint your dick. You could just toss on a cock ring with kryptonite in it and you're good to go. Make that pussy weak, anon!
You could put a kryptonite-core buttplug in her too. One of those vibrating ones with a remote.
>>149178639
Didn't you see the sign? No girls allowed. /co/ is a #boysclub.

>>149178650
Imagine pumping her full of cum while she was in that state and making her squirt her brains out. You would feel like a fucking god!

>>149178550 (OP)
>Anon later got space cancer like Luthor did and died in extreme agony

>>149178550 (OP)
>from the creators of Kryptodick, we bring you, Kryptocondoms, for those braty Kryptonians

>>149179126
>His last words: ''Worth it''

>>149178550 (OP)
You do realize you’re giving your dick cancer?
Kryptonite causes cancer in humans.

>>149179607
Only with repeated and continuous exposure

>>149178550 (OP)
Trying to sexually abuse a kriptonionan sounds like the worst idea ever anon, not evem your a
Idea is morally and ethically bad anon, but, one move and said female kriptonian could literally rip your member off.

>>149179615
And?
Are you going to do it one time only?

Oh, look, this bot yet again.

https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Might%20as%20well%20paint%20my/type/op/

>>149179947
I want to say yes because that would be smart. On the other hand, my dick ain't Einstein if ya know what I'm saying

>>149178550 (OP)
How much in Universe would it cost a prostitution safe shifter to turn into Supergirl and do some bondage sex with you?

>>149178550 (OP)
Your dick will fall off, like Lex's hair and hand.

>TOTAL PENECTOMY!!?

>>149178550 (OP)
>I Might as well paint my dick with kryptonite and rape her

How to get her when she flies and you are down here, also how to stop her from laser eye you in the face?

>>149178550 (OP)
Woah

Mods asleep? This is a recurring troll
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Might%20as%20well%20paint%20my/type/op/
It was even pointed out as recent as yesterday: >>149166279

>>149181784
The fun thing about this idea is she would almost definitely hear it. The sound of her own voice, far away, flirting with and getting fucked by some pervert.
And there's nothing she could do because it's not a crime to have sex with a shape-shifter. She would just have to sit there and listen.

I mean if it's only on your dick she can still punch your face with the strength she has left.
Like, they get a moment or two before it really knocks em out.

>>149178550 (OP)
>I Might as well paint my dick with kryptonite and rape her

Then your dick will fall off just like Luthor's hand.

>>149183145
Go on?

>>149184271
What, you want me to write you a short story about it? Alright. I'm not a writer though and I wrote this fast so I could get it in before the thread died. Here goes:

2:57 PM, Friday, June 27th. Metropolis. A man in casual business attire waits by a local cafe, scanning the crowd as it passes him by. He reaches for his phone, checking the time for maybe the hundredth time since 2 o'clock. He checks his texts again to confirm the appointment: Friday, June 27th. 2pm. After he reviews, he takes a moment to process, and sighs. "Guess she's not coming," he says to himself as he starts to walk off.

"Hey! Where ya goin'?" a voice chimes from behind him. He turns to look, and sees a young woman standing there with a bright smile. She's perfectly ordinary. Plain clothes, plain looks. Flavorless. Innocent. Unassuming. The type who wouldn't stand out in a room with five other people. "You made it. Almost an hour late, but you made it," the man says to the girl. "What? I'm not late, I'm early!" she says, whipping around to look at the clock through the cafe window. "Ohhhh fuck, I'm so sorry. I must have gotten the time zone wrong. This planet's really screwy with that stuff."

"It's fine," the man says. "Don't worry about it. So, uh..." he says inquiringly, scratching his neck. She smiles giddily. "$500 up front, $500 when we're done. Cash only! Just like always." She holds out her hand as her hazel eyes sparkle at the prospect of another payday. The man grabs for his wallet, pulling out a stack of $20 bills and placing them in her hand. "It's all there." She immediately stuffs the money into her bag. "I know it is. I trust you!" she says chipperly. "You're one of my favorite customers."

>>149184866
(2/3)
The two head to a nearby hotel, where the girl already has a room reserved for the occasion. They check in, exchanging dulling pleasantries with the receptionist and making their way up to the third floor, room 308. As the girl unlocks the door, she can't help but ask, struggling to hold back her bubbling excitement. "Soooooo... who am I playing today big boy? Black Canary? Harley Quinn?" she asks as she begins phasing through their appearances. "Starfire maybe? She's a little young, but... I won't tell," she says with a wink as she borrows the Tamaranian's face.

"Supergirl," the man says firmly as he takes off his jacket and tosses it on the bed. "Supergirl? Really?" she asks, her lip curling into a pout as she phases briefly between a few more options. "So just like, a blonde bimbo then? Boooring..." she whines as her features slowly twist and become that of Kara Zor-El. "Well, the customer is always right... in matters of taste," she says in a sultry tone using Kara's voice as she takes step after swaying step toward the man.

Across town, the real Kara's ears perk up. "Was that me?" she asks out loud. "But... but I'm me." Her professor turns and snaps at her. "I'm sorry, did you have something to add Ms. Danvers?" Kara stands up, hastily collecting her things. "No. Sorry. Uh... phone call. I gotta take this. I'll be back." She shuffles out of the room, and into the empty stairway to listen. "What's going on...?" she think to herself as she focuses her acute super-hearing on the scene unfolding miles away.

>>149184894
(3/3)
"Wow, that's a big fat cock," she hears in her own voice, followed by the laughter of a stranger. "I don't know if my little Kryptonian pussy can handle it..." Her eyes widen as realization dawns on her. "Oh gross, dude... come on..." she thinks as she listens in. She can hear everything, from the sounds of Not-Kara flirting with the man using b-tier porn dialogue to the unzipping of his slacks... right down to the sound of her own lips parting and taking the man's cock between them.

"Wow..." she groans aloud as she leans her head against the wall. "Okay. I'm just gonna go look. Just for a second." She darts up to the roof, quickly swapping into her costume along the way, before vaulting off into the sky. In no time at all, she arrives at the building the sounds are coming from. Using her X-Ray vision, she peers inside... and she sees herself, lifting up her skirt as she straddles a man, lowering down as she slowly takes him inside. "Oh my gosh. This is so gross," she says as she hangs in the air just outside the room, looking in.

But as she watches Not-Kara eagerly riding a stranger, she bites into her lower lip. Who is this pervert? He's a total stranger. Does he really like her enough to pay for something like this? The thought disgusts her, but at the same time... she finds herself a little stirred, her face getting warm. She closes her thighs together tightly as she drifts a little closer. She turns and presses her back flush against the wall, listening as the man ravages "Supergirl" just a few feet away. She looks around. Will anyone notice her up here? Her mind starts to wander, and so does her hand as she runs it across her chest, then lower, along her belly, and lower still, until...

End.

Then later she finds the dude and fucks him for real. Because this is fanfiction damn it.

>>149184866
>>149184894
>>149184958
10/10

>>149184971
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed!

>>149185037
You're welcome anon! Very hot!

>>149178550 (OP)

>>149184958
>Then later she finds the dude and fucks him for real. Because this is fanfiction damn it.
Why?

>>149186481
>Because this is fanfiction damn it.

>>149178550 (OP)

>>149181784
>>149183145
>>149184866
>>149184894
>>149184958
See >>149187491

>>149187605
Why is she already pregnant.
>>149178550 (OP)
You would get cancer.

>>149187693
superman's son

>>149183145
>There are no laws against it, Superman!
>She can be whoever I want! Even you!

>>149187605
damn

>>149187605
That's why you go as a gang.

>>149178639
That's right, you defend that fictional character by insulting a real human being! You're totally not a piece of shit!

>>149185840
The way the fabric stretches so much is such a cheat, we should have saw boob.

>>149189733
Canon

>>149189733
Now this is the /co/ of old I remember.

>The spam cooker post actually made a kino thread

>>149179126
First, testicular cancer took his dick. Then it took his life.

>>149178550 (OP)
Is this how the Russian men defeated Suoerman?

How do you even get kryptonite without batman knowing

>>149178550 (OP)
OP you fucking retard kryptonite is poisonous to you too. IT'S LITERALLY RADIOACTIVE URANIUM YOU MORON.

>>149184958
She should get inside after they finished and have a threesome

>>149178550 (OP)
>gloves
Sex

>>149190930
Don’t do it in Gotham

>>149189912
Indeed.

>>149189733

>he has to resort to coating his dick in radioactive materials because there's no way in Hell that a babe like Supergirl would ever have sex with him consensually

>>149192653
fuckin A

>>149193083
Not supergirl

>>149178550 (OP)
Might as well paint my dock with kryptonite.