In 2014 I shipped Bonkers D. Bobcat with Roger Rabbit, but the illness grew and grew. Soon every guy I looked at looked like Roger Rabbit, and I would imagine him being with Disney's Bonkers, I did nothing but would spend hours every day looking at the same fan drawn art and imagining them kissing and my obsession grew more and more. I would look up rule 34 of them and every single one with others I would pretend didn't exist. Eventually stopped going to school by pretending to be sick (I was 12) and didn't go for 2 weeks just so I could draw more roger rabbit fucking bonkers on different sex positions in my secret notebook until my parents discovered my gigabytes of crackship cartoon yaoi related content, they suddenly discovered my gay drawings i had on my notebook so i went to the bathroom (the only time I left the room) and threatened to break the computer. I threw my mom at the stairs and stopped myself from hitting her with my belt I beat to my computer and screamed in pain and they called the police where I was taken away and hospitalized for a month, I was removed from the national honor society after this.

>>149182128 (OP)
You're just copying that one guys story who shipped Amy and Knuckles.

>>149182128 (OP)
one time i showed my sister and my brother in law an episode of aqua teen hunger force and they didn't laugh

>>149182926
>Yeah man, it's like the best thing, I know you'll enjoy it
>Get absolute stone faces
Times like that makes you wish there's an easy suicide button on your body.

>>149182128 (OP)
When I was a kid I went to six flags on a field trip and rode the riddler with a few of them. I don’t know if it was me being nervous or just trying to be funny but as the ride was in the air spinning around I tried shouting riddles out and was waiting for people to shout back the answers, it was crickets. I don’t know if it was because they couldn’t hear me or because they were ignoring me but regardless I stopped after the first riddle attempt.

>>149182887
Rouge. Rouge and Knuckles.

>>149182967
are you kidding me? no one fucking heard you lmao

>>149182887
>>149182979
source?

>>149182967
irl riddler in the making
>hehe riddle me THIS!
>...guys.....the riddle.....can you guys answer it? please?
>......c-come on.....it's not even that hard......
>...........guys?
feeling blighted by the lack of care anyone had towards his riddle, anon became a costumed supervillain and committed crimes so people would HAVE to pay attention to his riddles

>>149182967
>When I was a kid I went to six flags on a field trip and rode the riddler
That might be embarrassing but it's not your fault Anon. It's important you speak out, the guy playing the Riddler should be arrested.

>>149182926
I stopped telling my normie friends my hobbies by the time I turned 18 for this exact reason

>>149182128 (OP)
Wore a Peter Griffin shirt in public as a kid and was laughed at by three adults. What's worse is that my dad was standing next to me at the time