>Why? Because we already remade almost all of the renaissance era Disney movies and were so disparate we have to use the slop of the 2000s yet, you’re still gonna give us money anyway. We don’t care because we own your fucking childhoods.

>STARING… SEBASTIAN STAN AS TARZAN

>ANA TAYLOR JOY AS JANE…

>ISHOWSPEED AS TERK..

>HUGH JACKMAN AS… CLAYTON

We already got the best live action Tarzan.

>>149182389 (OP)
this is the laziest edit i've ever seen, op

>>149182456
better than AI slop

>>149182424
george of the jungle and tarzan are 2 different characters silly

>>149182463
Yes, OP, a shitty handmade troll thread is indeed marginally better than a shitty AI-made troll thread. Congratulations, OP, well done, you really raised the fucking bar.

>>149182472

>>149182389 (OP)
A remake of Atlantis the Lost Empire makes the most sense. The original barely even showed the city of Atlantis. Most of the main characters are humans. They really don't need to do much CGI.

>>149182389 (OP)
God, I am so fucking glad Disney is too skinflint to bother paying the Edgar Rice Burroughs family to be able to use Tarzan again. I don't at all trust them to be able to do anything with him ever again.

>>149182389 (OP)
It's never happening because they would never pay for the rights.
But here's a headscratcher - how do you cast (at least one) obligatory black person without coming off racist?

>>149182925
Probably like how the 2016 Tarzan did it? Get Samuel Jackson to play a modern black guy hanging around.

>>149182389 (OP)
>”Ayo my nigga Tarzan! Messi or Ronaldo?! Sewey!”

>>149182664
>Live action remake of Atlantis in current year
Kiss your Kida goodbye!

>>149183004
>Zendaya
Yeah, 100% happening. Unironically good ending too, can't think of any other one that'd fit.

>>149182424
Kino

>>149182925
I was about to type Ishowspeed is in this as Terk. Than I realized OP made a haha monkey joke with the black streamer

>>149182664
>>149183004
>>149183019
Tom Holland would be a great Milo.

>>149183104
He can show Sebastian the fantastic world of gay sex

>>149182875
>God, I am so fucking glad Disney is too skinflint to bother paying the Edgar Rice Burroughs family to be able to use Tarzan again. I don't at all trust them to be able to do anything with him ever again
Didn't they lose more of Tarzan recently? And his works entered in the public domain of more countries now.

>>149183224
Did they? I thought with how long Disney pushed back the time before things become public domain Tarzan would have several years left still.

>>149183224
Yes especially because the material Disney adapted is from the first book. The only characters who matter are Tarzan, his ape mother, Jane, Kerchak, and Clayton. Those are public domain. Disney doesn't need to worry about paying Edgar Rice at all. In fact I don't think Disney even paid to use Tarzan and Jane during Once Upon a Studio last year because by now the character is public domain enough. And if I remember correctly the most recent Tarzan movie Legend of Tarzan didn't pay the Edgar Rice Burroughs estate to make the film.

Tarzan's copyrights may not be all expired but you can do enough with the property and not even trademarks can stop anything if you use the public domain material.

>>149182424
That's not Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan
https://youtu.be/GQxEZPrsvvU?si=MFE8XejY0gZbANkn

>>149182389 (OP)
Bless this thread.
When would I ever get the chance to remind people that this exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORITIRsMpvI

>>149184178
Tarzan's first book fell into the public domain back in the 80s (the book was originally written in 1912 and stuff from 1912 went public domain in 1988). Even before the copyright extension went forward in 1999, the first 12 Tarzan stories (and the first five films) already fell into the public domain. After stuff started going PD again in 2019, six stories and three films went PD

Disney was probably within their rights to do their own Tarzan without bringing ERB into it, but they worked with them because ERB had the trademarks (which would make doing merchandise easier). Maybe Disney also knew it would be bad optics if they didn't work with ERB and released their own Tarzan around the time when they knew the copyright extension was gonna happen

>>149182389 (OP)
Tarzan's origins are too racist for them to make another movie in the current year

>>149184698
The only way to undo racism is make the lead a black person.

>>149184698
Pretty sure Tarzan bragged about how many black people he killed in one of the books

>>149184735
Burroughs was an actual eugenicist.

>>149184245
I can never again hear Mars without thinking of Venture Bros.

>>149184735
In the first book yeah. He did. He hanged them as a joke and would screw with tribes he ran into when he was a kid. Eventually he became a chief of a tribe though and he started chilling out with them.

>>149184178
All of Burroughs works went public domain in "life + 70 years" countries.