Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:41:38 PM No.149192678
Since the Multiverse saga is saving the MCU, and the comics are getting a bit better, it’s time for me to say it….Thor’s been around forever and we get nothing from him but:
>Le generic “goody-two-shoes WORTHEEE EQUALS A HERO GOTTA STOP THE VILLIANS” hero who couldn’t carry a story if his life depended on it without other characters propping him up
>Le dumbfuck manbaby retard acting like some pathetic frat bro or being an unlikable ass to his friend.
MCU, comics, cartoons….. it’s the same boring-ass cardboard cutout recycled every damn time. Thor either acts like a retarded faggot frat bro or some boring 60s hero with zero personality. There’s no depth, no complexity….just lazy bullshit. Meanwhile, comic Loki’s out here saving multiverses, helping heroes, being an actual character who’s interesting to read about unlike Thor who’s stuck recycling the same lame shtick for decades. Fucking hell, even MCU Loki dipped from his timeline, found a squad of good friends who helped him realize his true calling and made him get his shit together and stop being a victim wannabe twinkfag, landed a based Gigachad job with the real movers and shakers of the MCU, and realized he had a purpose that doesn’t revolve around his dumbass brother, also MCU Loki is the FACE of the MCU now, worshipped by a badass timeline saving organization, and even playing a huge part in the next Spider-Gwen comic. No other MCU character has ever pulled that kind of crossover shit off. You will never see MCU Thor pull it off.
So what’s Thor? A fucking footnote. A fart nobody notices unless Loki’s around to actually make him tolerable. Without Loki, Thor’s just noise. Dead fucking air. A forgotten loser. Comic Loki did us a fucking favor killing Thor. Most people who claim to like Thor don’t actually like Thor, they’re all here for Loki.
God I hate Thor, what a useless faggot.
>Le generic “goody-two-shoes WORTHEEE EQUALS A HERO GOTTA STOP THE VILLIANS” hero who couldn’t carry a story if his life depended on it without other characters propping him up
>Le dumbfuck manbaby retard acting like some pathetic frat bro or being an unlikable ass to his friend.
MCU, comics, cartoons….. it’s the same boring-ass cardboard cutout recycled every damn time. Thor either acts like a retarded faggot frat bro or some boring 60s hero with zero personality. There’s no depth, no complexity….just lazy bullshit. Meanwhile, comic Loki’s out here saving multiverses, helping heroes, being an actual character who’s interesting to read about unlike Thor who’s stuck recycling the same lame shtick for decades. Fucking hell, even MCU Loki dipped from his timeline, found a squad of good friends who helped him realize his true calling and made him get his shit together and stop being a victim wannabe twinkfag, landed a based Gigachad job with the real movers and shakers of the MCU, and realized he had a purpose that doesn’t revolve around his dumbass brother, also MCU Loki is the FACE of the MCU now, worshipped by a badass timeline saving organization, and even playing a huge part in the next Spider-Gwen comic. No other MCU character has ever pulled that kind of crossover shit off. You will never see MCU Thor pull it off.
So what’s Thor? A fucking footnote. A fart nobody notices unless Loki’s around to actually make him tolerable. Without Loki, Thor’s just noise. Dead fucking air. A forgotten loser. Comic Loki did us a fucking favor killing Thor. Most people who claim to like Thor don’t actually like Thor, they’re all here for Loki.
God I hate Thor, what a useless faggot.