Like what if some negro is doing a driveby and superman has to like rip the tin off his roof and knock his ass out cold?

Then everybody be trippin', like, Superman! You can't beat on black folk!" And Superman is all like, "What was I suppose to do, let him do another drive-by?"

>>149197366 (OP)
then everybodies like, "You know what, supermans right! Just cause you black don't mean you ain't get your ass beat when you do a drive by!"

Then they catch superman roughing up some nigger at the docks like, "Where's muh money?" And everybody be all like, "Ohh supes, you so craaaazy"

>>149197366 (OP)
What if Lex Luthor kidnaps lois lane and sez, OK superman, you want lois back, I want you smoke crack on video tape, and if you ever fuk wit me again Imma send that shit straight to the poolice.

>>149197429
Would crack even effect Superman at all or would his Kryptonian DNA feel nothing from it

>>149197493
It ain't about that, its about ruining his street cred. You ever seen that movie Ricochet with Wesley Snipes?

>>149197366 (OP)
We already know what Punisher would do in that situation.

>>149197959
The punisher doesn't give a shit what people think about him.

Superman has a reputation.

He could just pick the car up and not beat him up
But you just wanted to make a funny thread

>>149198082
>Superman has a reputation.
More like he wants to be a good example. Still, I don't think Supes gives you a free card just because you are black, white, green, pink or from another planet or dimension. You better behave around him.

149197366
>What if Superman had to beat a nigger's ass?
Why are you an asshole? Did your parents drop you on you head too many times when you were a kid (or maybe not enough since you're still here)?

>>149199962
i'm secretely trans and hate everyone for being prettier than me.