Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:00:30 AM No.149199537
>DAYHAYHAYHAYH what a BEAUTIFUL day at Goo Lagoon! I can't WAIT to RIP my PANTS in front of HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE in order to IMPRESS Sandy! LEAPING LAMPREYS, LARRY THE LOBSTER?! What're YOU doing HERE?!?! YOU MEAN as the LIFEGUARD, you get the MAKE the RULES ON the BEACH?!?!! HOLY HALIBUT, you're going to FORCE all these INNOCENT BEACHGOERS to watch as you THRUST your BIG MEATY CLAWS into SANDY's MOIST hole?!?!?! FLOPPIN FLOUNDER, even though your CAREER is based ENTIRELY around safety YOU'RE NOT going to WEAR PROTECTION as you FLOOD her WOMB with your SUPERIOR CHAD seed?!!?!?! FISHPASTE you're saying that as since LIFEGUARDS are PUBLIC SERVANTS your wages are TAXED ENTIRELY OUT of my MEAGER WAGE SLAVE SALARY?!?!?!!? So I'm PRACTICALLY PAYING YOU to USE my girlfriend as YOUR OWN PERSONAL FLESHLIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What can I say but I'M REAAAADYYYY!!!!
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