How the fuck do these people have sex? - /co/ (#149220181) [Archived: 606 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:56:23 PM No.149220181
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The movie makes it clear that these people are completely immobile outside their chairs and that they almost never stop looking at their screens. How the hell do they reproduce?

I mean now that I think about how do these people shit? Their suits canโ€™t be pulled down as easily as pants, meaning they probably have robots that do it. I assume thereโ€™s probably a toilet robot too, imagine the kinds of shits these fat fucks must take.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:57:40 PM No.149220190
Fat people have 0 sex drive, anon. All they can do is consume and shit and fart.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:06 PM No.149220195
Turkey baster
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:59:33 PM No.149220210
>>149220181 (OP)
They don't. They likely are all test tube babies since a body like that won't even be able to support pregnancy.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:00:04 PM No.149220217
>>149220181 (OP)
is it really that unrealistic to believe that this futuristic society hasn't developed some form of cloning or artificial wombs
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:01:40 PM No.149220237
>>149220181 (OP)
Cum-in-a-cup
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:12 PM No.149220259
>>149220181 (OP)
The AI jacks the men off and artificially inseminates the women for them.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:07:35 PM No.149220954
>>149220210
We don't see the infrastructure for that anywhere on the ship
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:44 PM No.149220994
>>149220217
No, but the idea of total replacement is
Think of the state pandas are at where they can reproduce but have zero awareness of it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:37 PM No.149221016
>>149220954
we barely saw 45% of the whole ship thought and we have 2 movies about it.
wall-e and that other maintenance robot outside the ship.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:36 PM No.149221159
>>149220181 (OP)
>Ship full of little robots doing literally everything for these movieblob wannabes
I feel bad for poor SUCC-0 having to go around collecting these fatasses' gunk
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:44:28 PM No.149221436
I like WALL-E, but it's a bit of a nonsensical movie
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:59:27 PM No.149221631
>>149220181 (OP)
This was considered comically obese in 2008
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:22:10 AM No.149221905
>>149220181 (OP)
>Be Wall-E
>be sent to collect organic plant life on Earth
>get a robot gf while there
>send back a plant to the mothership
>the mothership is full of fatties
>they live in the ship, just eating & watching whatever the mothership shows them
>one main computer control the entire mothership & the all the fat fucks on that ship
>top fatty in charge receives a plant
>"We Can Finally Leave This Shithole"
>he realizes his father, grandfathers, greatfathers were manipulated by the main computer to become lazy fat fucks
>he fights against the machine to take everyone back to Earth
>the machine fights back
>Top fatty wins the fight & everyone arrives on Earth
Wall-E was a visionary documentary
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:50:49 AM No.149222868
>>149220181 (OP)
all the food is ground up dead people and failed baby incubations
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:52:44 AM No.149222886
>>149220181 (OP)
It's amazing that there's not any weight gain fiction set on the Axiom yet, at least not any serious stuff. Or slob fiction. The setting is tailor-made for some real fat fetish writing.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:54:25 AM No.149222904
>>149220181 (OP)
These obese humans are thinner than the vast majority of modern Americans
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:02:35 AM No.149223000
>>149220181 (OP)
it's like brave new world where everyone is systematically produced and 2/3 of the female population are freemartins
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:08:22 AM No.149223073
>>149220181 (OP)
What movie is this?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:09:51 AM No.149223084
>>149220954
and why would we?
it's a kids movie
we don't need to see that sort of stuff, especially if it isn't relevant
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:29:23 AM No.149224624
Heh funny that 4chan of all places would ask in disbelief how do fat people have sex considering how fat this place is.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:31:27 AM No.149224648
>>149224624
Yeah, but we don't have sex.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:34:50 AM No.149224693
>>149224624
Speak for yourself, tubbo
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:35:35 AM No.149224705
>>149220954
We dont see toilets, kitchens or bedrooms either, we get the idea they're stupid immobile babies well enough across then we go back to the robots
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:36:03 AM No.149224711
>>149220181 (OP)
They use turkey basters
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:38:31 AM No.149224744
>>149221631
Theres like 5 women in my office who are as fat or fatter than the Wall-E people amd we used to have two others but one died of covid and the other quit after the elevator broke
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:39:11 AM No.149224748
>>149224744
Fatfag here, that sounds hot as fuck, Anon. Got any good greentexts about those whales?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:45:58 AM No.149224831
>>149220954
Of course the ship could have had something like this. Donโ€™t be daft.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:00:42 AM No.149224993
>>149220181 (OP)
machines get the semen and machines put it in the woman's womb
no sex needed it's just souless "survival" without any living
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:02:11 AM No.149225014
pepe-laugh
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>>149224744
>and the other quit after the elevator broke
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:23:19 AM No.149225276
>>149220181 (OP)
Imagine being the one dude that finds the jogging track, you get that whole wide open space all to yourself.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:40:12 AM No.149225428
>>149222904
Not true. Ozempic reduced obesity rates.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:52:09 AM No.149225547
>>149221905
>Be Wall-E
>be sent to collect organic plant life on Earth

that was Eve
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:55:38 AM No.149225574
>>149223073
Looks like the Norf FC Movie.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:14:43 AM No.149225750
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>>149220181 (OP)
EVE, engage Fleshlight Mode.
Anonyrnous
7/1/2025, 6:37:21 AM No.149225938
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>>149220954
There's only so much worldbuilding WALL-E could fit into 90 minutes.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:38:26 AM No.149225946
>>149220954
where is the infrastructure of a maternity ward with birthing facilities and procedures?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:39:26 AM No.149225957
>>149221905
>Be Wall-E
>be sent to collect organic plant life on Earth
anon...