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Major future Storm revelations in this week's X-Men: Hellfire Vigil #1 (XSpoilers... no seriously, Big spoilers)
Cover Price is a website that serves the comic book collector and speculator markets, reading comic books early and putting out speculator alerts to let collectors know about first appearances of new characters and the like, spoilers be damned. And they charge a premium subscription rate for such revelations. But then, of course, some people screencap those alerts and share them wider on social media. And that's when they occasionally come to Bleeding Cool, such as this one from this week's Hellfire Vigil #1. Actually, you know what, it gets pretty deep, let's do one of these first.
There we go. Here is the image in question:
And some exclusive text for Bleeding Cool readers giving it a little extra context. "As Storm takes a pregnancy test, revealed as negative, But gets a vision from Eternity, as part of her role as Eternity's Champion, and shows her a future daughter, named Furaha, Swahili for a feeling of happiness, who will be born on 6/16 at 6:16 exactly, and that she has black hair and fangs, "like her father". And this is Storm's reaction to the Furaha vision and her name…
https://bleedingcool.com/comics/major-storm-revelations-in-hellfire-vigil-xspoilers-furaha-x-men/
>>149220481 (OP)I am so glad that I gave up on the X-men ages ago, because it just keeps getting worse and worse
drown in boiling hobo shit, rich the leech
>>149220542Always nice to see the X-men and their fans/writers mourning their precious ethnostate and revealing where their priorities really lay
>XSpoilers... no seriously, Big spoilers)
Oh no not muh spoilerinos for my soap sloppa
>>149220481 (OP)Are they really still pushing this gala shit? Is this honestly the absolute faggotry that X-cunts want? Good christ.
>>149220622It's what Twitter wants, and those are the only cunts Marvel is catering to nowadays
>>149220481 (OP)I wonder who the father of Storm's daughter will turn out to be? Pretty sure it's not wolverine Given The description of her.
>>149220682I'm going to guess the answer will be massively underwhelming either way
>>149220681But do they actually buy comics or do they just repost scans?
>>149220481 (OP)Wait so her banging Logan in her series is plot relevant now?
Storm fans are gonna be annoying
>>149220612Wolverine. they hooked up in her comic in the prelude issue for the Doom crossover.
>>149220741There are barely any around here.
>>149220741We like Ororo x Logan.
It's BP fans who are going to be salty.
>>149220733Latter. And yet they're still the only ones Marvel gives a shit about. Says a lot, doesn't it?
>>149220481 (OP)>6/16 at 6:16 exactlyWhy has Marvel taken such a keen interest in this?
>>149220741Can't be worse than the total wank that is her solo
A time-travelling daughter of Storm and Blade sounds too silly.
>>149220847Never say never, you've not seen how hard these writers can fellate these guys
>>149220807Hard undo of Bendis and Hickman's failed post Secret Wars Universe 8 and a slight FU to the MCU who tried to name their universe 616 as well
>>149220981Another future kid? Who's the dad?
>>149220807it was the crux of ewing's story in the spider-man one shot a couple weeks ago
>>149220481 (OP)Where is Zuras when you need him?
>>149221646Whoever's shitty fanfic is being written this time
>>149221646Eric "total vampire death" Brooks
>>149221655she destroyed the inhuman marker in the genesis war
>>149220981does marvel not realize how constantly introducing new young characters is killing people’s interest in them?
>>149221690She was born a dud who existed for MCU plans that fizzled out, but that makes Bri into crazy levels of irrelevant.
>>149221787How many Rachel Summers equivalents are there now? I feel we have to be in the double digits at least.
>>149220496>Brevoort actually being right about something for onceBut what does this have to do with Storm becoming a mother?
>>149221673How did it take this far into the thread for someone to say this?
>>149221647Yeah but Ewing says in his Blog that he was told to make 616 day a big thing and introduce the concept to new readers
>The brief for this one was a little different and took a long journey through various iterations to the page - but essentially, it was about introducing the concept of the Multiverse (and "616" as the Marvel Universe's multiversal number) to new readers.
>Don't let Hickman make Storm/T'challa's kid canon
>Give her a kid anyway like 2 years later
What's going on
Is Marvel allergic to sons?
>>149220981Who has black hair, fangs, and some sort of energy powers?
>>149222126One Daken was already more than enough.
>>149222126it's probably one of those trends in general that no one really noticed
Jon, I think, was the last prominent Son character to be created, and they aged him up and made him Gay
>>149221997>Not a mutie>Doesn't have black hair anymoreLots of things are working against Dracula
>>149222040Why would you need that? New readers would know that from the movies already.
>>149220496Is Brevoort gonna be based and put a stop to Wanda fawning over Magneto? Is he gonna let Pietro show up in books that aren't Wanda's solo so that he's even allowed to express his distaste for the man?
>>149222520Don't push it. If you resist, they may change it so they were willing followers and becoming Avenger was just a plea deal so they didn't get imprisoned.
>>149222369idk I'm not a member Marvel editorial
>>149220612>or CreedBro delete this before someone at Marvel sees it. The very idea is a step beyond ntr.
>>149222567Someone confusing Ultimate continuity for 616 is worryingly possible, especially with the absolute state of editorial. Judging by Aaron's Heroes Reborn AU, he genuinely seemed to believe the twins started out as actual evil villains who would have remained villains forever in a world with no Avengers.
>>149220743well Marvel wouldn't have the balls to get her knocked up by a non-black so that narrows the choices down by a lot
>>149223368But wouldn't that be mega-racist, intentionally blocking an interracial couple?
>>149222129Holy shit I can't believe Miles Morales (forma de Vampiro) knocked up Storm
What a twist
>>149223368What if they had two different daughters from mutually exclusive futures? Then you could have Forge/Wolverine daughter and Black Panther/Blade daughter.
>>149220766Wolverine will inevitably lose his shit over Jean and Scott, and Storm will never be more than an afterthought.
>>149220481 (OP)Logan makes the most sense. Never cared for tying storm to tchalla, and i cant stand the logan/scott/jean fuckery. xmen need a second family line besides the summers, why not push for two of the biggest members to be it?
>>149222129She's using Ororo's powers there
>>149220542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKddfxkDWk
>>149223421You should know by now that the imaginary brownie points that comes with forcing a black power couple overrules the inherent racism of pairing popular black characters together.
You thought they'd let you memoryhole the Raid on Graymalkin? Think again.
>>149220981Does Logan have fangs? Will she have electric claws?
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>>149220981Supposedly, Hadad is the father.
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>>149221646The storm god Hadad, aka Ba’al
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>>149224468That would be the storm hid Hadad, currently appearing in Storm’s comic.
>>149228276Her father’s a storm god, so yes.
>>149228550I'm not sure a human god sure be able to beat a cosmic abstract like Oblivion but the Storm book has been nothing but power wank.
>>149228569Power wank is what makes it so great.
>>149228983Well he’s Canaanite or Mesopotamian.
Does that count as black?
>>149221655>Where is the jobber that kneeled to the victors?FTFY
Eternals flopped badly and they have yet to make a big return post-Judgment Day
>>149222126Tigra and her son.
Jessica Drew and her son.
Medusa and her son.
Franklin Richards.
Cannonball and his son with Smasher.
Dylan Brock.
Hulk and his sons.
Scarlet Witch and her sons.
Wolverine and Daken.
Collossus and his son
Are you just not looking, anon?
>>149220981Logan is in for a real surprise. I wonder how he will respond to the news of him being a daddy.
>>149229280It ain’t Logan. He’s the red herring.
>>149229339Yes. His fingers are claws too.
X-Men is a zombie franchise. Its wild just how much I could not give a fuck about what's going on with it anymore
>>149229162it's just son now for hulk
>>149229809Marvel used that one son even less than Skaar.
>>149229600It's just spent most of this century becoming increasingly normie-repellent and if you dare suggest maybe they should try to make it more like what it was when it used to be really popular, what's left of the fandom will get so mad at you.
>>149229979They genuinely think they were "owed" an era like Krakoa. They're fucking insane.
>>149229979>try to turn the Inhumans into X-Men Lite and everyone loses their minds>try to turn the X-Men into the Inhumans, but with pitfights and orgies and that's new and different and excitingSometimes people are just retarded, and brand loyalty is a hell of a thing.
>>149220481 (OP)How exactly is this supposed to sell the comic?
>>149230098The mentality is more understandable when you see them as following the X-Men like a sports team, not just like a comic they read. Thus the sticking through awful runs they hate, not just quitting when they obviously haven't enjoyed anything in decades, and the 'rivalries' with other Marvel teams and characters that only exist inside their own heads, and losing their minds when some of those other teams or characters are doing better than X-Men, especially with adaptations.
The whole racial metaphor angle just led to even worse levels of self-insertion than most other cape comic fandoms get, and even crazier levels of taking every bad thing that happens in the stores personally.
>>149230213>The mentality is more understandable when you see them as following the X-Men like a sports team, not just like a comic they read.I could never really understand that. I love Spider-Man as a character, but I'd have to be a nut to act like I'm owed anything for reading through his shittier adventures. Or that the X-men books selling a lot means a damn thing to the Avengers books and vice versa.
Brevoort and Lowe and Wells needs to be fired from Marvel ASAP and blacklisted from the industry
>>149230268They've convinced themselves the entire X-Men line was the only thing that was selling for Marvel during the bankruptcy years, so it was them that kept the company alive through it's darkest time, and so they're owed a debt Marvel can never repay.
There are websites with sales figures that prove the story isn't true, only UXM, X-Men and Wolverine were top 10 books (and sales from 3 books alone weren't going to keep Marvel alive), the rest of the line was usually getting outsold by Heroes Reborn/Return titles, but you can't counter their faith with facts.
>>149230327Some days I wish the line would just do what they did with the Ultimates X-men, just wipe the slate clean of all the current mutants and just reintroduce them as isolated instances of an emergent naturally superpowered group of individuals. Not this gigantic bloated whale corpse of a race metaphor. But I know that'd be absolute suicide from a marketing perspective, so it'd never happen. I dunno, I just feel that the X-men are far too big for their own good and only really works when they actually act like people you can relate to or even see in your local community instead of this subculture of creepy supremacists that had to invent their own cipher and gang signs to feel superior to the normies.
>>149230190That the legacy of Storm lives on.
We’ve seen it with Scott, Jean, Logan, Xavier, Magneto, Even Colossus.
> more storm wank
> giving storm a kid
nobody is going to be happy with this
Hadad is probably going to be the best sex Storm will ever have.
>>149231189Oh look, some of the worst X-men characters on the entire team (Colossus is borderline)
>>149220481 (OP)Some characters who will appear or cameo.
>>149220622Yes, current xmen fandom are women and fags and they only care about who they fuck and what they wear.
>>149229280He's been a (terrible) dad for years, that's not a surprise for him any more...
>>149230213More like a projection of themselves. "Cyclops is special because of his powers and I'm special because I'm autistic, we're the same and I deserve my own country".
>>149233211Marvel should just release a special paper doll book with the characters to dress up for women while they hire and publish actual comics. Like that meme of how women should participate in their own elections but their results have no value.
>>149233219Isn't Frenzy supposed to be huge?
>>149233242Temper and Ransom hooking up. Was that teased back in Raid on Graymalkin? I can't remember and frankly I really don't want to skim through that shit just to find out.
>>149233837Isn't Coulson Death, or did that change in the recent Infinity Watch mini?
>>149233875I can't recall. First there was Death Classic, then there was some redhead, and then I'm not sure if Coulson actually had Death as a job title or just had gem powers. In any case now Death is a woman and she doesn't wear undergarments.
Scott is being a grouch again.
>>149230098The thing about the Krakoa era is that regardless of what you think of the quality it had a viewpoint and a sense of momentum, things that the X-books needed, hadn’t had in years, and don’t have now
>>149233947>viewpointPfffffft
>Sense of momentumThe first year, sure, but after that it turned back into the same old X-slop at ususal
>>149233242lookin a little too MJ there Storm
>>149233211Oh goddammit. I think Kelly & Lanzing are writing Emma's part in this.
>>149233875He became one face of Death, along with Marlo and the others
>>149233947>it had a viewpoint and a sense of momentum>the viewpoint was evil and the momentum was in a terrible direction>but at least it had a viewpoint and momentum>>149233948Remember when you didn't believe in this "our people" nonsense, Scott? Remember when you believed you were as human as anyone else?
>>149234064It's like a cult.
>>149233948>Ellis and Graymalkin have got a sword over our heads.I still don't understand how this is a huge problem. Okay, they have a killer satellite prepped to swat intruders. You have Magik, Kid Omega, and Magneto. And probably a dozen high level reality warpers and technopaths on speed dial. Not counting any help that might be called on from everywhere but Earth. Seriously, what's the snag here? What's stopping them from simply dealing with this?
>>149234968The writers who want to milk their "problems" for all they're worth. It's not like with Tony Stark's problems being caused by his iq turning into the single digits, or Peter Parker's friends deciding that today they're going to be bitchy about him for random shit. The X-men are miserable for the sake of perpetuating the feel and tone of the world being against the X-men cause we gotta sell that merchandise, and no other reason beyond that. As the past four years have demonstrated, they could legitimately have fucked off to practically any other dimension if they chose to if Earth and humanity really were that shitty to them. So the only possible conclusion is that they fucking love their situation, and the fact they have enemies as an excuse as to why their lives suck now instead of themselves and all the assholes they keep bailing out
>>149233858>Was that teased back in Raid on Graymalkin?Yes. During one of the non-Simone chapters I think.
X-Men has always been terrible.
>>149236821Did it get worse over time though?
>>149236847Depends in what sense. There's periods where the stories are just mediocre and unmemorable, then there are periods where the morality and message of the books is just utterly repellent, which has been getting worse and worse from the early 2000s onwards.
>>149233948Scott is one of the few mutants I really like
>>149234968you could say this about any X-Men plot
