>>149228643So true bro. We live in a just world, and everyone is responsible for their suffering. Next time you have problems, just remind yourself it's all your fault, that'll make everything better.
There's avoidable behavior that makes assholes more eager to attach themselves to you, but the asshole is always in the greater wrong nonetheless. Most people would also say that letting yourself get walked over and saying nothing like you suggest is exactly that kind of behavior.
I know you're going to reply with "well there's a difference between lighthearted jabs and bullying etc. etc.", to which I say it's arbitrary bullshit. As I showed above, you can pass off any insult as a lighthearted jab.