.

the enduring humiliation ritual of dr seuss

>Cat in the Hat meets his first black kids
>Immediately gets shot

>>149237078
They don't look black.

>>149237095
They're Latinx so it's okay for /co/ to suddenly and mysteriously decide they like them

>>149236826 (OP)
The International trailer reads "From the creators of the Minecraft movie" instead of "From the imagination of Dr Seuss" which to be fair is more accurate

>>149237078
At least they weren’t Chinese

>>149236826 (OP)
I see we're still clinging onto the 2010s sense of humor in these family animated adventure films. Guess if it ain't broke don't fix it.

Feels like a live action joke

>>149236826 (OP)
Dirty hoe

>>149236826 (OP)
>>149237051
Being Seuss is suffering

Uhhhhh why isn't illumination making this again?

>>149237078
>shot
>anon doesn't know what pepper spray is

>>149236826 (OP)
>I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident!

>>149237716
The Seuss estate licenses their rights to different studios, Universal/Illumination doesn't have exclusive rights.

>>149237766
>thinks pepper spray can't shoot out of an aerosol canister
what a pathetic gotcha to reveal you're an illiterate zoomer

>>149237766
Neither do the Police lmao

>>149236826 (OP)
>The Mace in the Face

>Seven Lady Godivas movie never ever

>>149236826 (OP)
I wish they'd stop doing this joke. It's the same subversive thing as Peach attacking Mario when she meets him in the movie.

>>149238375
would you even want see that in modern day

>>149238106
literally no one refers to someone being "shot" when they get maced with pepper spray you turbo autist.

>>149238106
Found the AEW tranny.

>>149237078
So tell me how the hell would you react if a man in a fursuit walks into tour house?

>>149237051
Still not as bad as that urban legend about him driving his first wife to suicide by cheating on her when she had cancer. The only justification I can think of for that was somehow getting him mixed up with John Edwards.

>>149236826 (OP)
Personally, I don't give a damn about this latest Cat in the Hat remake, but at least this scene was based and this movie looks way better than that cringey flash-animated Cat in the Hat PBS show (inb4 mid-budget CG movie vs low-budget 2D puppet-rigged show).