Thread 149236960

What the fuck were they thinking?

They were thinking
>We don't want some IGNORANT kid to see this scene and get cooked alive in a dryer

>>149236980
How the fuck would the kid operate the controls from inside
how would you close the door from inside

>>149236960 (OP)
From what I heard it was discourage kids from copying Lilo and hiding in dryers, which kind of makes sense. Still a dumb edit. Why a pizza box top? Just make a normal wood front so it's like some weird cupboard.

>>149237003
You are exactly the type of kid that needs this edit

>>149237003
A kid would hop in while the parent was putting clothes in the dryer but not paying attention. The kid would then hide and not make a noise. Parent starts dryer. And presto! Darwin award sent to parents.

>>149237006
>Still a dumb edit. Why a pizza box top?
it adds to the whole "nani is struggling keeping the house in order" thing. she's got a empty pizza box sitting around.

>>149237003
Type "kid dies in a dryer" on Google. It has happened before. In most of those incidents, the kid couldn't get out and suffocated.

>>149237396
So there's a random table next to her washer?

>>149237003
Two kids.

>>149237665
table to fold clothes on makes sense

>>149237665
why is that strange to you
because it really isn't

>>149237023
How the fuck do you not see your big ass kid squeezed in a dryer? They're front loading so you usually have to bend down in some way

>>149236960 (OP)
>>149237482
There is a reason even "Sonic Sez" mentions not climbing in a dryer or washing machine. Because Americans.

>>149237715
A small space, small kid, not at eye level. It's easy for someone to just throw things in the dryer and not see what's in there. I have a dryer and I can toss stuff in there without seeing what's in there.

>>149237751
Yeah. It's happened before too, kids have actually died in dryers.
https://foxsanantonio.com/news/local/child-10-dies-inside-clothes-dryer-while-playing-hide-and-seek-says-mother

Doesn't even need to be on, they can just suffocate inside.

>>149237719
>Americans

>>149237833
Clearly that's Derbyshire Missouri

>>149237715
It doesn't necessarily have to happen that way. Usually in these kinds of accidents, the child is able to pull the dryer door shut, but can't push it open from the inside and gets stuck. In at least one known incident, there was time left on the timer, and the dryer activated when the kid shut the door.

One time I saw a toddler watch some Peppa Pig cartoon. Peppa was goofing around and slamming a computer keyboard. Immediately after the cartoon was over, the toddler went for the nearby computer keyboard and slammed it the same way. Children do mimic stuff that they see. It's how they learn to do things. Because of that, I can understand why Disney got antsy about showing a scene where a small child hides inside a dryer.

>>149236960 (OP)
COWARDS!

>>149237006
They needed a setup that mirrored a dryer door. Otherwise they would have to redraw Lilo's movements to work for a different prop. That also means drawing parts of her that are hidden by a dryer door that wouldn't be out of sight on a typical cabinet door.

>>149237833
>teenagers kill child by stuffing him into dryer
>no... its the dryer's fault the kid died

>>149236960 (OP)
You know something I dont get about these kinds of threads is that at least blue ticks on twitter are technically compensated for their engagement bait so there's at least a reason for why they do this. (You)s are basically reddit updoots. What do you fucking get out of making threads like this? Do you just not get any attention in your life?

>>149237833
Wouldn't a 4 year old be banging around like crazy in a drier? I left a small rock in my pocket a while back and it was rattling the whole house in the dryer downstairs

>>149239585
It's about sending a message, or something like that

>>149239585
People want to justify their feelings. They go looking for reasons to continue to be mad. To believe that being mad is right and righteous, so they never have to bother trying to be anything else.

It sounds exhausting.

>>149236960 (OP)
This was one of many overblown cases of Disney + having international edits on their main feed and people freaking out thinking it was an American censorship thing. Like the first Fez design of the uncle in Gravity Falls was removed overseas and that's why the design had to be changed after like 13 episodes, because there was an issue with it in some country. But the D+ version accidentally had the episodes where it was completely blank on the Fez and even the creator seemed to be riding the horse that it was modern censorship and not something he himself obviously dealt with back in S1 to make the new hat design.

>>149236980
more like
>We don't want to get sued from parents who raised a retarded kid and then blames movies for its behavior

>>149237023
Wouldn’t a parent stop the dryer as soon as it sounded like there was a 60 pound kid in it? Something like would be obnoxiously pound from the get go.

>>149238152
>show kid doing something wrong
>parent immediately tells them to stop
>lesson learned (except she does it again)
>but kid too young to understand does it anyway
Reminds me of something I learned in school in that it's better to tell someone what they should do and not what they shouldn't do because the latter puts the idea in their head. So it'd be better for Peppa to be stopped before she could do it and then told what to do. And even then saying that she can't touch the keyboard would make her want to do it and of course she does do it and acting like it's a lesson for her brother.

>>149237689
why not just fold it on top of the washer itself?

>>149237833
>every dryer I've ever used clatters and clangs and bangs and bonks if so much as a pair of shoes, some change, keys, or those little felt dryer balls are in there (based invention, by the way)
>people legit leave their kids in there, hear no screams, no thumping, nothing for the entire hour it runs
>probably don't even notice when their house suddenly smells like cooked pork

>>149236960 (OP)
Honestly, thematically the edit works better, it's a sillier, more "Lilo" hiding place and helps to show that the house is kind of a wreck, even if it means there's no visible dryer in their house (though fuck, it's Hawaii, they can (and do? IIRC?) dry their shit outside.)

>>149239585
Far as I can tell dumb/braindead/bait threads are made for a few different reasons mostly depending on what board it's on.
>making a thread to kill a pg10 one they don't like (this used to happen a fuckload in /trash/)
>addicted to (you)s because 4chan doesn't have a karma/vote system and there's no punishment for posting useless shit
>farming for funny reactions to post on Reddit/9gag/iFunny
>farming for cuss words and racially mean no-no words for various news outlets when they feel like scapegoating 4chan again
>it's part of a raid to shit up the board because some Discord server's butthurt about something, or they're part of that "all of 4chan is literally Nazis so we're gonna shit 4chan up to stop them and save God's Chosen People!" faction
>because they've been here for at least a decade and they're bored and need to shitpost to entertain themselves instead of trying out a few new boards in their rotation

>>149238152
sometimes it's just about sensitivities. After 9/11 various films featuring tall towers, even if they weren't even getting destroyed per se were not shown, delayed, or edited. I remember hearing about the dryer thing too, so its entirely possible it was just in the social conciousness even if it's en extremely rare kind of thing to happen. I think it's a very small change to the film that doesn't really change anything so I don't really take issues with it.

>>149241317
>I think it's a very small change to the film that doesn't really change anything so I don't really take issues with it
There's almost never any actual reason to be mad about it. Specifically, I mean. The anger comes from the intrinsic human desire to defend the principle of the thing. It also grates people because it dispels the illusion of the thing: that it's a cohesive work of art and not just an artistic product cobbled together by a team and a corporation with competing and colliding interests.

>>149236960 (OP)
>What if a kid thinks thats a good hiding spot and someone turns it on?
Just like Human Torch got replaced by H.E.R.B.Y.. And maybe because someone has to write “dont go make a coffee while driving your camper van, never leave the stearing wheel“ in the camper manual. People are dumb and eager to sue anyone they think is responsible bevause they aint!

>>149240194
It could be playing hide and seek, so he kept quite. Than fell asleep and suffocated quitly.
>cared by teenage family member
Another way is that the teenage family member was angry and put him into it to punish him. Than realized later he suffocated.

>>149237825
I guess those machines are waterproof, so being in those means you suffocate quickly.

>>149236960 (OP)
Censoring Lilo & Stitch is cringe. Was the plane sacrifice not enough??

>>149236960 (OP)
Nani is soooooooo SEXY!!

I did this a couple times as a kid with out dryer at home. Same with this hole in the basement concrete wall.

A couple years later it hit me as a "what the fuck? I could have killed myself doing that"

>>149236960 (OP)
This is the censored version that has been around since the 2000s, it's the one they used for tv.

>>149241445
My babysitter used to rent me tapes of this. I didn't know who the Human Torch was until I read a superhero themed issue of Cracked.

>>149242160
Op is underage and grew up with frozen

>>149241011
Idk why not fold it on a table next to the washer?
It all leads into folded clothes so it doesn't really matter
Besides you can store cleaning stuff on and under that table unless you mean to tell me you put those on top of the washer as well

>>149237715
It's like IRA said after botching Thatcher assassination. The drier only needs to get lucky once.

If Stitch can retract his two extra arms, is it possible that this whole time, he’s been retracting his you-know-what?

>>149237023
You're retarded.

>>149243840
i always imagined he just has a sheath thats normally covered by fur

>>149243855
Anon there's literally stories and links to real life shit like that happening. In this very thread. You're the one that's retarded.

>>149241467
Why would a DRYer be waterproof?

>>149236980
>>149237023
>>149240856
Things like this is why I don't want have kids. How are you people live with that constant paranoid?

>>149243909
Why have you always imagined that?

>>149237719
More like "because dumbass white children in general"

>>149236960 (OP)
I woulda just made it a hamper and made the washer into one of those tower combos but I guess that's putting too much thought into it

Still would look weird to have a hamper right next to a washer and dryer but a lot less weird than that edit - guess they made the assumption that most people wouldn't think about how weird this censor is while it's all in motion

>>149237003
On average, the children who die in hot cars each year are the result of their parents forgetting that they're even in there. It's rather easy for parents to not be paying attention or not even be aware when their kid climbs in there and they turn that shit on with them still in it

>>149245316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6__QYkV_qs

>>149236960 (OP)
It looks like she's crawling into a oven. Very Jewish of her.

>>149242618
because why put the table next to the washer if you already have a flat surface? and why was there an old pizza box in it? and where do they dry their clothes? and why did lilo think propping up the pizza box would fool nani?

>>149243840
>>149243909
if "he" is a single, synthetic organism, rather than a a part of a species, there's no reason to assume "he" has any genitalia at all.

>>149246698
hm.

>>149237006
They wanted to make sure it was something absolutely no kid could get themselves trapped in. A cupboard might have some kind of latch on it.

>>149237833
The British are the Americans of Europe, they've always only been slightly different, and every year they just get more and more similar. I'm tired of Britain's ego pretending they're any better.

>>149245454
You'd have to be literally deaf not to notice something was wrong if you turned on a dryer with 40 lbs of meat and bones inside.

>>149247392
If you ask me the English are becoming more like Europe

>>149241109
Which part of "after a night away" was confusing for you?