Say something nice about Zipper.

>>149248522 (OP)
Shitpost

Something nice about Zipper.

>>149248552
that's kind of racist

>>149248522 (OP)
Good for him impregnating that mouse.

>>149248522 (OP)
he shot for the stars and hit

>>149248600
Good!

No.

>>149248522 (OP)
Ok...

Zipper marrying Gadget was not a bad idea, the universe as portrayed in that C&D movie, HELL! the universe as portrayed in Roger Rabbit is clearly one where such things can happen (never mind the fact Roger is married to a inhumanely hot humanlike lounge singer whos seen most of the time wearing revealing clothing).

Neither Chip nor Dale had any chance to get a GF because thats even LESS natural than what we got. The only crime that movie committed, was to show us the fucking literal maggots that came from that union.

>/co/ has absolutely no problem defiling characters all the time
>will even purposefully draw grotesque smut of characters made by webcomic/indie artists just to spite them
>draws the line at a fucking joke about their precious waifu from 40 years ago
/co/ deserved it for their hypocrisy.

>>149248891
>/co/ is one person

>>149248522 (OP)
That is a horsefly.

>>149248937
built like a stallion

>>149248522 (OP)
he must nut like a fucking ketchup bottle to have filled up that rat

>>149248708
Jewish fanfiction btw

he made thousands if furfaghots lose their shit

>>149248891
>Canon should respect the characters more than a fan board
Yes. It was purely done to spite nerds. Fuck them.

did we ever find out how that one russian cult reacted to the movie

>>149248522 (OP)
Imagine getting keked by a gray fly

>>149249170
They cursed the jews and its been downhill for them ever since.

>>149249154
Anon, we LOVE Jews now.

>>149249155
Why do you care about furries so much?

>>149248522 (OP)
Gadget's pussy be so stank it attract dem flies.

>>149248522 (OP)
Honestly? Would.

>>149248522 (OP)
He gives you invincibility in the NES Chip and Dale video-game. That's kind of all I can think of.

>>149248891
/co/ be like
>Traced cp of a young boy being raped by a girl? Based based based
>Joke about a fly fucking a rat? OH MY G*D THIS HOLOCAUST IS HECKIN DEFILING A CHARACTER MODS

>>149249532
watching them suffer is funny

>>149250178
Mouse paws typed this

>>149248522 (OP)
He's an alpha chad

>>149248522 (OP)
BUZZED

>>149250201
>Traced
Not a thing
And yeah fanart for the purposes of enjoyment is good, spiteful jewish fanfiction is not.

>>149250263
You don't have friends for that?

>>149248522 (OP)
When I was in kindergarden, he was my favorite character.

>>149248522 (OP)
>smallest of the group with a unique dialect
>fans just assume he's The Pet
Why?

>>149248522 (OP)
All the girlies say he's a pretty fly for a small fry.

>>149248522 (OP)
Gadget's beloved husband.

>>149248522 (OP)
He caused a nuclear meltdown on /co/ from people way too invested in their childhood furry crush.

>>149254704
If you browse this board you're either working in the industry or pathologically obsessed with kids cartoons, and most of you bums don't even have a job.

>>149254772
You will never fuck Gadget

>verificati0n not required

>>149255310
No one cares maldie.

Gadget is just the Krystal of the Chip and Dale franchise.

>>149255323
Clearly, you do.

>>149257156

>>149253174
I don't befriend furfaggots

>>149257188
People don't have to be furfags to suffer.

kneel

>>149248522 (OP)
He did have the classic "cute mascot" design. Might've made a nice huggable plush toy for kids, even if bugs aren't traditionally "cute", if Disney were smarter at marketing and merch.
Or more likely Sonic or Cars-coded, with the double-pupiled-mono-eyeball, creeped kids out.
At least he got someone who loves him. Probably a successful, responsible father too, to be able to support a family that large, and allow his wife to pursue her passions too.

>>149248522 (OP)
It's funny that this one decision carries the all the remaining relevance of that flick. The directors were most likely just
>Eeeee... Fuck! What about the others characters? The blonde rat and the fly thing? They need to appear, right?... They are married or something! Whatever! We are just making this movie to fit a Mr. Natural cameo

>>149258822
Doesn't feel like Disney Magic to me.

>>149248522 (OP)
He knocked up Gadget several times.

Reminder that (((seth rogan)))’s fanfiction isn’t canon.

>>149248522 (OP)
He made this entire board seethe for the entire weekend his film released

>>149248924
I'm pretty sure every post meming in here about it is one person, most likely OP himself

>>149250201
>Traced cp of a young boy being raped by a girl? Based based based
>Joke about a fly fucking a rat? OH MY G*D THIS HOLOCAUST IS HECKIN DEFILING A CHARACTER MODS
I think both of these are funny.

>>149248522 (OP)
more like UNZIPPER amirite he unzips and slams it in 'er

>>149248556
SPBP