Why does he want to 'befriend' aliens so badly?

>>149249583 (OP)
Why do you want to keep making shit threads so badly? This is why cartoons need to be cordoned off. Good Christ.

>>149249583 (OP)
>"AW YEAH DO IT! PROBE MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! GET ALL UP IN THEIR WITH THAT BLINKY TWISTY ALIEN DEVICE, YOU GREY BIG HEADED BASTARD!! WOOOOO RIDLEY SCOT MY ANUS!!!"

I haven't seen the movie but this is what my friend told me what happened while I was drugged

>>149249583 (OP)
>Elio made around 70 million with a production budget of 150 million, and could be even more due to them changing the film and removing the gay shit.
This is the biggest fail I have ever witnessed.

>>149249583 (OP)
He's a ugly freak with autism.

>>149249583 (OP)
>bean mouth

They look more like dick mouths

>>149249583 (OP)
hes a faggot

Who are you befriending?

>Elio went from accidentally abducted to trying to get abducted
He didn't initially, I think rewrites somehow made him more gay unintentionally.

The only thing I know about the last few years of Disney films is random screenshots I see on here, hasnt there be like two protagonists from different wilms that basicly look exaclty like this guy?

>>149249583 (OP)
Aliens are pretty cool. If I could be taken from this fucking doomed rock and get to go on cool sci-fi adventures with exotic alien friends I think that would be pretty neat.
>>149249720
The floating shrimp looking fella is cute.

>>149249610
>This is the biggest fail I have ever witnessed.
That’s what the doctor said when your mom gave birth to you.

>>149249610
>removing the gay shit.
That’s the funniest part, this is AFTER they removed all the gay shit and tried to make him more masculine, and he still comes off as a lil homo xenofucker, like can you imagine what he was like beforehand?

>>149249583 (OP)
Because he heard the Gelgameks want to be his friends.

>>149249583 (OP)
to rape them

>>149249665
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS VERY FUNNY!

Elio is fucking winner! That is amazing movie! Hooray!

>>149250131
>Elio is fucking winner!
Do you ever get sick of saying that, faggot? No one cares that you love this piece of shit movie.

>>149250131
Do people still fall for these fake ass review tricks from this commercials?

>>149250183
Apparently not.

>>149249952
Probably no different, considering that Elio's basically a kid self-insert of Molina.

>>149249610
Why the fuck is your trip off, Birchy?

>>149250424
Why do they always do that?

>>149249583 (OP)
He's a queer faggot.

>>149249873
>floating shrimp
She mind rapes Elio with her tentacles. I’m not bullshitting.