Well, I watched Space Jam 2 - /co/ (#149260526) [Archived: 778 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:15:00 AM No.149260526
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Yeah, they turned her into a generic girlboss. Also Space Jam 2 FUCKING SUCKS! Jesus fucking Christ did it suck. When South Park made that joke about Space Jam 2 being a direct cause to the fall of humanity, they weren't wrong.

There isn't even any "Space" themes. It takes place in a damn computer. Movie should've been called "Cyber Jam".

After that shitshow, Warner Bros deserves whatever hell they are currently in. They deserve it and WORSE.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:17:47 AM No.149260558
>>149260526 (OP)
I felt like I was being tortured in Gitmo watching this abortion of a movie.
DeathMetal6S6S6
7/4/2025, 2:22:03 AM No.149260601
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>>149260526 (OP)
Space Jam 1 fucking sucks too, its just "zoomers trying to capture 90s kid essence without being one" core along with 98 Godzilla and Star Wars Episode 1

Yeah, we saw this shit in the 90s, most of us don't hold it in high regard because we were already fans of the real Looney Tunes, the real Godzilla, the real Star Wars, etc, unlike Zoomers who didn't grow up with any of this media to begin with
>shut up u liar
Post your ID/license then, we'll compare birth dates
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:21 AM No.149260649
>>149260601
>Space Jam 1 fucking sucks
Naw but by all accounts it should. Do you know why the original Space Jam movie happened? There was an ad campaign that teamed up Michael Jordan with Bugs that did exceptionally well. Why? Nobody knows but that team up resonated with normies.

That's why Space Jam happened. The team up of Michael and Bugs appeals to normies and sold a ton of merchandise. Personally, I like the first Space Jam (watched it yesterday, still do) but I don't hold it in high regard. It works but I couldn't tell you why.

You can't capture lightning in the bottle a 2nd time. Likewise, there wasn't an ad campaign with Lebron and Bugs to prove the market viability of a movie.
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DeathMetal6S6S6
7/4/2025, 2:37:26 AM No.149260717
>>149260649
Space Jam originally happened because they were trying to make a Roger Rabbit rip off starring Michael Jackson, the plans sunk and they turned the script into two different new movies, Space Jam and Cat's Don't Dance, the latter was decent while the former was shit

Space Jam is shit because not only the complaints of it reeking of mass commercialization and the shitty "black people Looney Tunes" shit most of us cringe at but zoomers love because they're all wiggers while only like 10 percent of us were wiggers, but also because Space Jam betrays Looney Tunes by simply not being funny

There's not one funny gag or bit of slapstick in Space Jam, that's why it sucks. Not the commercialism, not the feminist beta orbiter rants about Lola being sexy, it just wasn't funny like the cartoons we actually grew up watching every day

Looney Tunes was on cable, every day, it was on as much as Spongebob, TTG or MLPG4 were spammed during Gen Z childhoods on their respective networks
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:43:39 AM No.149260770
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>>149260526 (OP)
so they used digital crowds to fill out the big scenes where all those questionable choices from the WB back catalog got appearances and

someone worked hard on this one considering you can just let the computer fill in the blanks

guaranteed WB had this done for an in-house pitch for a Thundercats movie that never happened
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:45:03 AM No.149260776
>>149260526 (OP)
Quit spamming Space Jam. Quit spamming Goofy Movie. Quit spamming Elio! God damn cartoon fags
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:46:41 AM No.149260788
>>149260601
>>149260717
>namefag
Opinion ignored. You also don't need to reddit-space your posts here, sport.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:47:40 AM No.149260798
>>149260526 (OP)
Give me both Lolas. One for marriage the other for toilet.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:50:10 AM No.149260816
>>149260526 (OP)
It was gross allright.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:50:31 AM No.149260818
Also, I'm still pissed they censored Pepe le Pew even though this movie is absolute dogshit. It's the principle of the matter.

Also, calling the bad guys the "Goon Squad" did not age well after the business with the Goon Clown.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:55:25 AM No.149260853
>>149260526 (OP)
Both Space Jam designs for Lola are trash compared to the Looney Tunes Show
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:01:46 AM No.149260926
>>149260788
if you like black people, you're reddit
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:19:24 AM No.149261105
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>>149260717
>There's not one funny gag or bit of slapstick in Space Jam
Whilst I agree it has a lot of rot in it, I disagree on this part.
The intro to the basket baller going to looney tune land has gags in it that you are made by people who knew looney tunes (or at least the contemporary iteration of it). If you look at the second one... there are... well I'm trying to remember if what I saw I could recognise even as a "gag" let alone a good one.

I don't really remember the rest of it but I'm fairly certain there were more jokes. And 2 does what? Draws toons over existing film sequences like Mad Max to play for time?


Sincerely, modern Looney makes me think Space Jam 1 is a fine wine.
DeathMetal6S6S6
7/4/2025, 3:20:05 AM No.149261110
>>149260788
Zoomer opinions on 90s media aren't wanted LGBT cuck

>>149260926
Also this

Nobody cares about your retroactive born in the wrong Gen bullshit, you're not 90s and never will be, ADHD newfag hip slopper joggerball loving homo
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:24:42 AM No.149261164
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>>149260526 (OP)
It all started with Captain Marvel when they kill the sexy Ms Marvel and created the androgynous Captain Fungus and you know, everything they do flops
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:33:28 AM No.149261238
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>>149261164
>Captain Marvel (Male)
>blonde
>redhead
>blonde
>blonde (reboot)
>muslim (haram; doesn't cover up)
How does anyone keep track of superheroes when they all use the same name?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:43:51 AM No.149261339
Poasting in a schizo thread.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:46:55 AM No.149261373
>>149260788
this