Thread 149261018 - /co/ [Archived: 650 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:11:46 AM No.149261018
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Get it? The punchline is circumcision!
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:12:55 AM No.149261030
>>149261018 (OP)
America moment
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:41:10 AM No.149261315
>>149261018 (OP)
I always took it more as a getting kicked in the nuts joke
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:42:46 AM No.149261329
>>149261018 (OP)
What is funny?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:00:24 AM No.149261492
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I had some superficial fun with the movie, but it's just a DreamWorks copy
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:47:34 AM No.149261900
>>149261492
>It feels like the filmmakers thought up moments they saw as clever and built a movie around them
This scene is a good example of that
https://youtu.be/J0LNy3au40E?si=0hKtNy7Iex0o1Tvn
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:49:06 AM No.149261918
>>149261018 (OP)
i actually dont remember. i know the joke about "putting together the baby is the most fun part"
i dont think ive watched this in 20 years or something.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:50:55 AM No.149261941
>>149261018 (OP)
I thought they were installing his dick
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:52:03 AM No.149261953
>>149261941
so did i till 5 minutes ago.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:53:35 AM No.149261966
>>149261018 (OP)
>>149261315
>>149261941
I'm near-certain his dad says they missed a piece here, so I always figured it was a dick-attaching joke.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:54:42 AM No.149261981
>>149261966
Yes, and the dad ask if the baby was meant to be a boy.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:56:03 AM No.149261995
>>149261018 (OP)
They were attaching his weiner, you dumb poltroon
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:56:44 AM No.149262002
>>149261981
Forgot about that, it seems pretty conclusive then.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:58:46 AM No.149262023
>>149261018 (OP)
>circumcision
How? I always thought the joke was they simply forgot to add his dick, and now that he was fully formed, it hurt him when they finally did it.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:01:35 AM No.149262057
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why are some guys so upset about their cut dicks? especially in america dont most people have cut dicks? im american and uncut (thanks dad) but ive never understood the hysteria around it. most girls ive talked to prefer the look cut dicks too, one even thought uncut dicks needed special washing since she thought they got dirtier than cut dicks
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:12:10 AM No.149262143
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Robots certainly belongs in the second-tier
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:14:07 AM No.149262161
>>149262057
>one even thought uncut dicks needed special washing since she thought they got dirtier than cut dicks
is that what they tell you? cut your ears off then . shave your head and be bald so you dont need to wash your hair or clean behind your ears.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:16:57 AM No.149262188
>>149262057
Isn't the special washing in question just peeling back the skin to clean?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:17:18 AM No.149262192
>>149262161
nigger what are you on about, its just what one chick i know thought
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:18:56 AM No.149262214
>>149262192
literally nothing on your previous comment explains that.
you fucking room temp iq spedophile.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:20:42 AM No.149262240
>>149262188
i guess but she literally thought just the presence of foreskin made it accumulate more filth. i guess she could have been thinking of smegma but ive gone literal weeks without showering before and never once had smegma so i dont know if im blessed or if its just a myth or what
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:40:27 AM No.149262901
Nuts
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:42:02 AM No.149262912
>>149262057
I'm circumcised and I never think about it at all.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:43:41 AM No.149262923
robots video game
robots video game
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I remember the video game being really fun as a kid. It was basically a Ratchet and Clank knockoff.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:43:53 AM No.149262927
>>149261018 (OP)
>He's got your moms eyes and my dad's nose
>I knew we were smart to save those parts
heh heh
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:44:31 AM No.149262931
>>149262057
>most girls ive talked to prefer the look cut dicks too,
Jews are incapable of truth. In every situation they must lie
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:46:18 AM No.149262942
>>149261018 (OP)
Retard, the joke is that they forgot to add his dick and balls
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:46:46 AM No.149262945
>>149262143
Comparing a movie to the Jetsons movie is just plain mean.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:50:46 AM No.149262966
>>149262057
Imagine if some guy you knew from work or something told you he'd just had a baby and had to pay an extra $200 because his insurance didn't cover cutting off the kid's earlobes. Would you think that was normal? Would that not change your opinion of that person? Would you really just go "Well, you don't really need earlobes" and just leave it at that?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:58:20 AM No.149263026
>>149262966
Do you need your earlobes? What are they actually for?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:04:32 AM No.149263067
>>149261900
they just wanted to have fun and flex all the moving parts they could render wtf was the point of the whole ocean and surfing of domino pieces wtf
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:20:49 AM No.149263522
>>149262923
So was Meet the Robinsons
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:53:57 AM No.149263671
>>149262057
I heard being circumcised made sex less enjoyable but that is not the case. The case being your parents being told to mutilate their child because they believed they are doing what is best for them. So in try and true fashion it has been made into a racial boogieman. Instead of doing that, they should make coherent arguments against it. Screeching into a void of retards who in fact live in that country of retardation does nothing.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:13:23 AM No.149263787
>>149261900
Yes, of course, robots are closely associated with dominoes.

The way the music swells they really seem to have thought it was a great scene.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:14:26 AM No.149263794
>>149262057
>why are some guys so upset about their cut dicks?
What a bizarre question.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:16:12 AM No.149263806
>>149263671
>I heard being circumcised made sex less enjoyable but that is not the case.
How would you know?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:16:19 AM No.149263807
>>149262023
Why would that hurt?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:17:42 AM No.149263815
>>149263806
How would you know it does?
Maybe you are a fag.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:21:19 AM No.149263848
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Circumcision literally numbed this anon's dick >>149257437
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:23:31 AM No.149263863
>>149263815
Because skin rubbing against rough surfaces like clothing causes callus formation.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:26:49 AM No.149263876
>>149263806
It was a common fear in the Medieval Jewish community that Jewish women would cheat on their husbands with Christians because the uncircumcised men would has less sensitivity and so be able to keep it going for longer. This being more pleasurable for women.

They didn’t consider the idea that circumcision numbs the nerves so it would have been the other way under their own logic. But all of the medieval period was obsessed with cuckoldry as it was a persistence fear that by the time you were successful enough to marry, the younger woman would not find you desirable.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:39:52 AM No.149263942
>>149263807
Because the dick and balls was under the radiator and he had to hammer it onto his crotch with a hammer. That's why there's a conk sound. They were supposed to attach it before they turned him on.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:04:34 AM No.149264057
When I was a teenager I thought it was a joke that Americans chopped off parts of their dicks. I had no idea about the zog stuff back then. I feel bad for Americans.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:48:15 PM No.149264926
>>149264057
Heh
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:53:47 PM No.149265244
>>149261018 (OP)
posting this thread won't make your foreskin grow back OP