I just want a grill thread on /co/ for god's sake.

Quick, /co/! We're having a cookout for the Fourth. What's everyone bringing?

>>149268143
Irish beer

>>149268190
Show me POTATO SALAD!

>>149268143
Soda
diet
store brand
and I left them in the car so they're all hot
and I didn't bring ice

let's play some baseball

What would you have done anon?

>>149268143
Super unhealthy quarter pounder hot dogs. It's worth all the health problems with how fucking satisfyingly girthy they are, trust me.

Meg, NO!

>>149268143

Napkins.

>>149268254
Not my job

Eh, grill up some a these carrots, doc.

>>149268245
Y-you're joking. You're joking... right?

white man's chip

Coal is better for cooking meat, that is if you don't use fuel, like a fucking mongoloid

>>149268277

>>149268276
Petah, these hot dogs taste funny!

>>149268113 (OP)
>>149268143
the giant watermelon

>>149268445

You won't complain when you get mustard all over your shirt.

Not sure if I'll be able to grill tonight because the weather is really iffy right now. Might get rained out. Might not. Disappointing since I was planning on burgers. We'll have to wait and see.

blue waffles

we gonna need some hot sauce

>Uh, how do (You) like your burger? Medium or medium rare?

>>149268802
>what if someone wants it well done?

>>149268585
https://voca.ro/1mgyUwk559Oj

I don't remember when I saved this but I knew it would be useful some day.

>>149268890
>we execute them on the spot as they're filthy heretics we dont need

>>149268897
interesting

cereal for the kids

>>149268890
Burgers cooked under medium are disgusting. Medium to Well Done are the way to go with burgers.

>>149268567
>blue waffles
Is that a euphemism?

>>149271745
Newfag detected. I bet this nigga doesn't know about measpin either
(It's another reason why women are gross)

>>149268113 (OP)
Steak
Medium rare
Just like Hank would want ^-^7

>>149268113 (OP)
I ate a lot today.
Had some bratwurst and some burgers and booze with my cousins and uncles. I actually had a really fun time.
I was genuinely happy today.

>>149268143
44...milimiters of DEATH!
and franks

>>149273246
Is that you Rameses?