>What kind of fruit do you like, anon?

Apples, oranges, 'nanners, pineapple. Kiwi, strawberry, mango, berries, lychee. Melon, watermelon, cantaloupe. Dragon fruit. Pears, apricots, peaches, coconut. Y'know, there really is no fruit that I do not like.

>>149269018 (OP)
Oh, be nice!

>>149269018 (OP)
hamburger

>>149269048
>Dragon fruit
The fuck is this

Could the Hazbin Hotel redeem him?

>>149269018 (OP)
neat cosplay

>>149269115
>”What’s this faggotry?”

>>149269095
>The fuck is this
Disappointing.

>>149269018 (OP)
I tried using this movie to flirt with a girl because she and her triplet sisters had the same birthday as Mark Twain. It went about as well as you'd expect.

>>149269095
See >>149269420
But I think you need to get them fresh and ripe. They are kinda like really soft with the seeds being crispy so it's a nice little mix of textures when you eat it. I was hoping the one I tried would be sweeter but like I said I think you need to get them just right, and since I think they only come from Asia it's kinda hard to find them in stores. I would say it kinda has a texture like a softer pear and a similar flavor.

>>149269095
Fucking delicious is what it is.
Also it's juice supposedly gives you kidney stones like a motherfucker

>>149269462
Uhhh... Chat is this real?

>>149269115
Probably not. He seems like more of a force of nature just doing what it's supposed to do. He literally says he doesn't know what he's doing is wrong because he doesn't know what "wrong" is. Also seems way more nihilistic than anything in Hazbin or Helluva, so singing ain't gonna help.

>>149269018 (OP)
They don’t make scary stuff like this for kids anymore.
We 80s kids were eating good.

>>149270110
>He literally says he doesn't know what he's doing is wrong because he doesn't know what "wrong" is.
I feel like this could be a lie.

>>149269018 (OP)
the darker and crunchier the thicker my load

Something rare... And delicate

>>149269018 (OP)
Got any grapes?

>>149269115
Why anon, that is Charlie’s father? She cannot redeem him given he is far too full of himself to acknowledge that he needs redemption. Till the day he dies he will consider himself righteous, a brave rebel facing off against the so called tyranny of Heaven.

>>149269438
A greater irony is that Mark Twain has three daughters.

>>149270729
The girl had another younger sister, a year younger separate from the triplets. All four of them go to my college so I think I poisoned the well because all for of them probably think I'm a weirdo, and their word will travel four times as fast.

>>149270295
Kids should be terrified
The world is a cold and scary place you need to grab by the balls to survive
Not a commie hugbox

>>149269462
>>149269454
They're pretty good when used as an ingredient or flavoring in drinks.

>>149271272
Maybe try owning it? "Yes, I'm the guy who tried to flirt using a creepy children's movie from the 80s".

>>149271990
It wasn't just the one time. I also brought up how I went to a different state to see Memoir of a Snail.

>>149269095
Like a less sweet Kiwi fruit