Why was the Megamind sequel so bad? Couldn't we have gotten a good one instead?

>>149276275 (OP)
>20+ years
>anons still can't tell me what pussy tastes like

>>149276313
Salty bags of coins and milky sand.

>>149276313
I've eaten pussy, but my brain problems mean I couldn't tell you what it was like.
Can barely recall the sensations and details of losing my virginity

>>149276275 (OP)
There was a Megamind 2?

>>149276275 (OP)
>that feel when Yes Pubes

>>149276702
ikr

>>149276313
For the most part it's flavorless or has a slight tang.

>over a decade since the first movie came out
>shitty animation
>straight to streaming platforms instead of theatrical film

>>149276313
You’re tasting dirty pussy if there’s flavor.

>>149277224
Pussy gets sweaty and wet with vaginal fluids during arousal and sex

>>149276313
the same kind of musk a woman would have after a long day of sweating, peeing, and maybe some pooping

>>149276313
Like piss

bags of sand

>>149276313
Bags of coins in sand

>>149276313
Lick the crook of your elbow after a hard workout. Basically just that with just a very slight sharpness and a texture more like the inside of your cheek. When a woman's body is clean and healthy it shouldn't have any strong tastes - just sweat, mucus, and other normal secretions. If someone has a strong or particular "taste" it's generally because of poor hygiene or infection. Same for smells - sweat, body odor, sometimes a faint urine smell, but anything outside that norm and it's poor hygiene or infection.

Same goes for guys.

>>149276519
>I've eaten pussy
Betamale detected

>>149276275 (OP)
What is he looking for?

>>149276275 (OP)
Because it wasn't even made by the DreamWorks division that makes theatrical movies

>>149276313
>woman is not virgin
>she's had a ton of dicks inside her
>you eat her vag hole
>meaning you are also eating every single dick that has been inside
>that makes you a FAGGOT
>2 weeks later
>you get warts in your face & in your mouth
>doctor says you have HPV
>it turns out that pussy was infected from Ms Roastie's one night stand with Tyrone or Jamal
>now you have to live with HPV for the rest of your life because you were dumb enough to eat the cunt of former coalburner
Stop eating cunt & weed out the coalburners then you won't have these problem
t. Knew a guy who was dumb enough to eat cunt.

>>149278981
>t. has never done anything with a woman

>>149276313
Go to the nearest urinal then lick it. There! Now you know what pussy taste like.

>>149278998
Tits or GTFO
No one wants to lick your smelly snatch, roastie.

>>149276313
If she's had dicks inside her, you're pretty much tasting every single dick she's had. If you're eating her cunt that makes you a faggot & she will never respect you for it. Stop watching porn, cumbrain.

>>149278877
The g-spot.

>>149276275 (OP)
You're asking why a DreamWorks sequel other than Shrek 2 is so bad?

>>149276275 (OP)
Didn't they turned the mayor evil or something?
That's stupid considering we saw him young in a flashback doing everything he can to help young megamind

>>149281409
Do you mean warden?

>>149276313
Salty with a bit of tang, also a scent i would describe as female smell

>>149281624
Right, him

The superior way to eat pussy
https://files.catbox.moe/6vsw3t.jpeg

>>149276313
wet salty beef jerky, put your supposed to like their thigh when the test gets too much

>>149276275 (OP)
The window to do a legit Megamind sequel closed ages ago. What they gave us instead was a backdoor pilot for yet another cheap DreamWorks TV adaptation. What's worse is that it came from the OG writers behind the movie too

>>149276275 (OP)
bro got a FIVE HUNDRED HEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2zB8bLSpk still my favorite scene. Modern media, well everything really, is lacking presentation.

>>149276275 (OP)
Is it hairy?

>>149284445
Hell yeah

>>149276275 (OP)
Never knew /co/ could be this Based

>>149276275 (OP)
Man he's giving her a whole lot of head

>>149276275 (OP)
What's with the recent push for cunnilingus?? It came out the blue in Sinners and then 28 Years later, despite being settings where unorthodox sex acts would not be glorified

>>149285539
I assume it's more girlbossing shit, but jokes on them i love getting all up in there. If i could walk around, holding a girl upsidedown and digging into their snatch all day i would

>>149276702
Yes, and there was even a TV series. Both were made in the last two years, were streaming only, and have a rating of 2/10 on IMDB. Based on the rating it's about as bad as Epic Movie or Son of The Mask.

The DVD already had a followup story to the original movie though, which was great even if it was like 20 minutes only.

>>149283655
This one is my favorite, but I can't deny that 'Presentation'-quotes are much more usable then the poster

>>149276359
Screw your meme answer

>>149276275 (OP)
because it wasn't a sequel but a first episode special advertised as a movie
retards that took this shit seriously fell for the marketing

>>149286079
>girlbossing shit
Based pussy eater. It's supposeeld to be empowering, because fellatio is seen as a submissive act. Jokes on them though, I'm always down to go down. No better way to make your girl writhe in sweet agony.

>>149285399
Underrated

>>149276313
Roasted scallops, or sometimes corn tortilla chips