Thread 149285932

>Dogshit wokelennial writing
>24 FPS budgetslop animation
This fucking sucked. The fights were decent but everything surrounding them was trash. The only part that didn't offend me was the Japan part and that's because they didn't fucking really tell a story there so there was very little room for them to fuck around

>Old woman able to slaughter dozens of grown men using damaged wooden shields as weapons
>Mexican "pilot" who's "mechically gifted" or something can't even drive a stick shift or successfully rebuild a plane engine
>Predator hunting prey in a fucking fighter ship
>Torres able to understand heat tracking technology because he sees a thing one time [it's the fucking 40s, this is laughable]
>Predators undermining their own arena and cultural ethos by giving Torres his gun unloaded and only offering him the ammo later instead of offering a fair chance to all fighters
>Predator King holding both the Ninja and Viking by their heads, suspending them in the air, tosses them instead of snapping their necks or crushing their skulls
>The shitty mook Predator who got eaten had a Pipboy with universal deactivation features
>Torres knows how to work a Pred arm computer and was able to figure out while being eaten alive
>They don't just immediately shoot down the ship when Torres jumps into it
>They didn't kill the Viking bitch after she did her heroic charge at the end

Just absolutely fucking abhorrent

>>149285932 (OP)
about 2 weeks too late anon. consume next product.

>>149285942
Well I liked Prey so had high hopes. Now I think I'll skip Badlands lol. Trachtenberg sucks.

>>149285932 (OP)
You got some post in your buzzwords there, faggot.

>>149286012
Not my fault the flick was buzzword as fuck.

Now we need a Preadator movie that takes place in Ancient Rome. This time one of them becomes a gladiator, refusing to leave until it meets its match.

>>149286110
>takes off the mask
Roman gladiator: "Tu es unus deformis mater irrumator."

>>149286253
kek, that would be kino.

>>149286110
Based

>>149285941
this pasta is not fresh. are you the same poster or just lazy as fuck. im sick and tired of seeing kung fu panda 2 schizo i dont want to see antoher one of you making low effort threads too.

>>149287189
It's 100% fresh anon. You're a retard.

Bumper cars

>>149286164
Booba

Know who should come back?

>>149289975
No way, Killer of Killers 2 will be The Viking Granny and the Native from Prey teaming up.

>>149285942
spbp

>>149285932 (OP)
>wokelennial
You are cringe

>>149290776
But he's not wrong.

I understand woke fatigue but I'm getting pretty tired of /co/ crying whenever a woman does anything now

>>149290908
it's honestly like 3 dedicated vocal fags that show up in every thread. doubt they even watch the shit and just parrot whatever they hear from their favorite grifter says. the second poster literally has talking points from the drinker fag

>>149290955
Critical Drinker is a retard but if he's saying that shit, he's not wrong.

>>149285932 (OP)
>>Dogshit wokelennial writing
Elaborate

>>149291921
>45+ year old viking woman anime berserking through crowds of huge turks or huns or whatever , cutting them in HALF with broken wooden shields.

desu just refer to this post>>149285941
, it's most of my gripes. They didn't really respect or engage with any of the settings in effective ways. They girbossed over viking culture and tried to establish a hispanic kid as being somehow worthy or exceptional by showing him accomplish zero feats. He then ignores and avoids all of the US military commands structure to launch an illegal sortie. When he arrives to warn the squadron, they get torn up and the war hero old white guyy pilot turns to the goober who couldn't even fix a fucking engine or drive stick and not only turns to him for advice after having seen his whole flight of mustangs shot down but also sort of needlessly sacrifices himself for no reason. They also pretend that even though he plane could barely start 5 minutes ago, he can go into total vertical climb and then go into freefall and restart the engine. This same kid [a mexican kid who sucks at 40's mechanical engineering] is also able to figure out how to use a Predator arm device to not only disarm all the bomb collars he and his friends are in but he does so while inside the stomach of an alient monster who swallowed him whole.


2/3 of the protags are wokedogshit and the Japanese guy only escaled it because his story was barebones brotherly rivalry

Gotta add this to my "obscure 2020s adult cartoons to watch someday" pile

>>149291118
The problem with critical drinker is that a movie will have 40 problems, but he spends the entire video shitting on the woman, which while it is 1 of the 40 problems, I'd say if you're going to crap on the movie you should address at least most of the 40 problems and not just the woman issue. Makes me think he doesn't hate the movie, he just hates women, and for me who hates the movie, it's such a lacking review of it.

>>149293259
He's triggered by radfems. I can't blame him for it.

>>149286110
>>149286110
>"Woah this is awesome art! I'm gonna go check out the artist!"
>checks twitter
>Nothing but fujoshi junk

>>149293239
It's a 50/50 with obscure shows. It's either a hidden gem or its gonna be dogshit.

>>149285932 (OP)
>Dogshit wokelennial writing
>24 FPS budgetslop animation

And a ying tong iddle i po to you as well