What mysteries would you've wanted Dipper to solve on the show?

>>149288047 (OP)
you know what I tried coming up with a legitimate answer but your image is profoundly distracting

>>149288047 (OP)
How to score with a rich bitch and older high school girl at the same time.

>>149288047 (OP)
Solving the case of a werewolf where Wendy is revealed to be the plot-twist werewolf due to a mysteries curse in her family.

>>149288047 (OP)
WOW I LOVE PORNOGRAPHY!

>>149288137
I do too. It's a better paradigm for women to be in than as equals. We should degrade women to the state of pornography, an infinitely generatable and disposable communal harem that Men can grow any girl they want or need, and then put away until they're horny again to remake their template into a new girl later. Women should be drones for on-demand sexual use and nothing else.

>>149288166
just say you're a worthless retard
takes less time

>>149288166
If you can find a way to tax this method, your dream community can exist

>>149288166
Basado.

>>149288190
What would need to be taxed that couldn't be translated from the same market we have now? Access to women as a public works service like water and roads.

>>149288047 (OP)
How to be the ultimate jew to get laid and rule the world

>>149288047 (OP)
Subhuman spic cumbrain thread

>>149289196
>would you've wanted
No fucking kidding. Can we just rangeban ESLs already

>>149288047 (OP)
Catbox or shut the fuck up.

>>149288166
Gravity Falls but all women are like this. Dipper and his sex pet sister Mabel get sent to Oregoon for the summer as they were both staying indoors in CreamPiedmont on Virtual Reality fucking internet people, and Mabel was new to her pubescent roles of more proper sex service to the public as until then she’s only had sex with her family but now is raising to become a woman for people to clone and have their own Mabels to have sex with, which is the mark of a maturing woman in this world. Meanwhile, Dipper’s agreeing that his 24/7 seasonlong cumathon was fulfilling, but he wants to explore the backcountry of the United States of Fuck, learn more about the mystical sex mysteries of the world. Secret Child Rape Societies, Fuckable Cryptics, Neanderthal Pussy.

So they end up at Great Uncle Stan’s Mystery Shack, a popular sex tourism trap where people can ‘fuck cryptids’ which are girls dressed as different monsters and it’s niche but people pop in anyway. After post-cartrip busting in the Shake Shack’s Front Desk Ginger Door Prize, Wendy, but her contract means Dipper can only keep versions of her that last 12 hours before turning into goo. Soos is the local autist that fixes plumbing and is doing his own thing on mysteries, but he has sex too sometimes. So Dipper goes and finds the Ultimate Hentai Guidebook, but only volume 3 of the guide, which is full of details on how to handle and fuck Cryptids. And Dipper and Mabel just fuck their way through Gravity Falls with hot fuckable women that you can rape to death and then get cloned to pick up where they left off, unless they’re evil, then they’re put in storage. Mabel has different sex versions of all her dates in on demand clone dynamics where all women are porn, and Dipper’s building a harem the whole show.

And secretly, Grunkle Stanley is looking for the hentai guides to power the technology based on goon energy to save his brother Stanford trapped in the Cum Zone by Bill.

>>149289429
The Backstreet Boys clone episode is not about how cloning the boys was bad because they didn’t have freedom, it’s bad because they didn’t have freedom, and that’s what women are for not men this is disgusting morally.

And the Manotaurs is like the Manosphere but Dipper decides to keep his total sexual domination of all women everywhere as just a comfortable reality and not something to chase esoterics on.

Society of the Blind Eye is now just about porn site moderators banning loli content and how absolutely evil it is. Weirdmageddon is gurochan takes over.

>>149289429
>>149289492
Interesting premise

This show’s fanfom is pathetic.

>>149289185
sauce?

>>149290926
Ascended cake i think

>>149288137
This but unironically

>>149288047 (OP)
The mystery of why 2 years is too big an age gap.

>>149291989
I just realized their aged up ages are literally written out in this image showing a 3 year gap, but Dipper turns 13 at the end of the summer and Wendy's 15 so it's between 2 and 3.

>>149288047 (OP)
Through the US of hidden cameras dipper finds out if Wendy shaves, trims, or let's her pubes run wild .


Spoiler: it's untouched, unwashed, sweaty lumberjack BUSH

Fearsome Critters likeThe Agropelter

>>149289229
We're trying to do that IRL but jews keep stopping us.

How to be the greatest jew(with a clark kent physique) and rule the world

>>149288047 (OP)
What women want.

>>149292688
Based Lady Olivia OBGYN making a return.

>>149294601
Marcy.......did...you...WASH...it?

>>149288047 (OP)
the mystery of why self inserter cucks can have their own life and why they like CP