Thread 149290760 - /co/ [Archived: 506 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:33:16 PM No.149290760
elio
elio
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Seventeen days in and Elio still made less than Inside Out 2 did in just one.
And that was also an absolute shit beanmouth film.
Time to face the facts. No one wants originals anymore. No one wants 2d or well written films or whatever /co/ says will get people to watch originals again. People want endless sequels of the established brands forever.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:34:49 PM No.149290769
>>149290760 (OP)
Or, yknow, stop hiring liberals to write children's films.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:36:04 PM No.149290783
>>149290760 (OP)
Everytime I see a new promo image of Elio I'm amazed at just how ugly he is. I genuinely don't like looking at his face.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:39:34 PM No.149290810
>>149290760 (OP)
No-one wants to spend money taking their kids to the cinema to see uninspired looking also-rans of the kind they can stream at home for a fraction of the cost when the cost of living is so high and itโ€™s an avoidable expense. Thatโ€™s it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:40:55 PM No.149290827
>>149290760 (OP)
>delete woke
>goes broke
LMAO
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:41:55 PM No.149290840
>>149290769
Liberals wrote high grossing films, MAGAqiqe.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:45:17 PM No.149290867
>>149290827
That wasn't it either
Both IO2 and Elio removed gay subplots, one made records the other bombed
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:13:11 PM No.149291157
There's nothing original about this movie.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:24:45 PM No.149291272
>>149290840
jews who beleive in traditional values for themselves and their people wrote high grossing films while voting for leftism.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:26:45 PM No.149291298
Muahaha
Muahaha
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>>149290760 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hopefully this'll motivate people into making good cartoons again.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:28:07 PM No.149291312
>>149290867
they didnt delete the gay subplot. they deleted certain scenes explicitely informing the audience elio is gay. but rhen they left in every other frame of the movie subjectively informing you elio is gay. also the vore fetish scene.
gays jave gotten so comfortable slinging their pierced cocks around they forgot we were TOLERATING their dogwhistles. all these leg crossing limp wristed gay boys are gay enough to tell is theyre gay. we dont need a scene where the character walk onto the stage single file and announce their sexualities. how he talks, moves, sits, looks all of ot is part of him being gay.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:28:11 PM No.149291315
>>149290827
>elio is still a faggot
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:42:22 PM No.149291444
>>149291312
But I'm gay and want to make a movie starring gay characters
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:49:46 PM No.149291522
>>149290827
Inside Out 2 deleted the woke (Riley was suppose to be a lesbian) and it made a billion.

Keep coping Axe-wound.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:32:06 PM No.149291969
>>149291444
That's exactly what Adrian Molina said to some executive at pixar, and they gave into him 100%, spent hundreds of millions producing his autobiographical gay screed, and it tested so poorly with audiences they had to get it, but they couldn't because they gay had metastasized onto every part of the movie.
Get mad at him, molina, for ruining it for you people.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:33:50 PM No.149291990
>>149291522
Most people accept that girls can play hockey and not munch box. On the other hand, every movement elio made was fae. To "delete the woke" would be to delete the movie.
From their perspective they're 200 mill in the hole. Every dollar it makes back is more than -200,000,000
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:38:12 PM No.149292042
>>149290769
>liberals
Young brown liberals at least, the old Jews knew their shit
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:41:51 PM No.149292095
>>149292042
some liberals drink the kool-aid, others only serve it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:45:38 PM No.149292137
>>149290760 (OP)
>People want
a stupid ai constructed incessantly screaming minecraft and family-doesn't-matter but farting does stitch are both almost at a billy
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:45:50 PM No.149292138
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>>149290827
>Spend five years making shotacon bait
>Test audiences
>Realize the shotacon market actually isn't a literal billion dollar industry
>Panic
>Remove the gay
>Movie is now about nothing
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:51:43 PM No.149292202
>>149292138
>>Remove the gay
>>Movie is now about nothing
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:59:10 PM No.149292292
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>>149291969
If I had a nigger for every time Pixar made a movie which was nothing but the director's self-fellating autobiography in the last few years...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:20:19 AM No.149292501
>>149291298
No, it'll motivate people into making soulless cash grab sequels of things that made money. Expect a live action Lilo & Stitch sequel.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:23:35 AM No.149292527
>>149292138
Because the shotacon market wants STRAIGHT shota. Either sholicon or oneesho, but ultimately straight.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:30:37 AM No.149292569
Elio gets positive reviews!
Elio gets positive reviews!
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>>149290760 (OP)
That is silly....

Elio is fucking winner! That is many positive reviews! Wow, amazing!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:01:57 AM No.149292882
>>149292501
>Expect a live action Lilo & Stitch sequel.
They already announced it lol
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:32:39 AM No.149293197
>>149292138
Normalizing pedophilia in children's entertainment.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:34:25 AM No.149293209
>>149293197
Wake me up when they start doing it with lolis.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:41:46 AM No.149293272
>>149293209
Lol nope. Little girls will be encouraged to cut their breasts off and take artificial hormones that will kill their reproductive capabilities on top of giving them lifelong health complications.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:51:20 AM No.149293371
>>149290760 (OP)
I saw it. It's solidly mediocre. I saw someone say it's a movie about nothing, and I totally get it.

One recent post I saw said that Pixar movies use to be about being a parent, but new ones are about being a kid; Elio does both and neither. There's a lot of good moments but they feel like they're from different moments. The opening is really good, but Elio becomes a totally different character after it, and is kind of a shithead for the beginning of the movie (and not in a cute way or a way you feel bad for him.) There's a "hype" moment where HAM radio people all around the world help them, but it's really rushed and feels like somebody just wanted a big "everybody helps" moment that's unearned.

The aliens all seem like fucking moron babies, especially the nerd ones. The only alien I like is the little slug guy (Gleremy? whatever his name is) and their relationship is really cute. They play well off each other and it's kind of adorable that the little gay romance in the relationship is between a human and a fat slug. Well, the mind-reading stingray lady is kind of hot too.

The aunt gets some okay moments and it was cute that she didn't just embrace the clone as "better Elio" and immediately suspected him, and for his part, clone Elio was fun because he was immediately chill with everything.

I wouldn't call it "bad" in a way that's overly incompetent but it's bad in the way that it's not good, which is probably worse. It's technically competent but narratively a hackjob. It's no, say, Suicide Squad level of badly put together but you can see how it's a bunch of scripts hacked together in a way that makes no sense.

It'll probably be worth streaming one time if you're curious when it drops in like a month, but it's not worth seeing twice.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:06:02 AM No.149293512
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
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>>149293371
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:21:05 AM No.149293657
>>149290760 (OP)
> "BREAKING NEWS: MAJORITY OF AMERICAN CITIZENS HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY RUSSIAN TROLLS."
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:22:05 AM No.149293672
>>149290840
Like what?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:23:07 AM No.149293683
>>149291444
Sounds like you'll have to pay for it yourself since other people only find movies that will make their money back.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:24:23 AM No.149293693
>>149292569
Is the worm a metaphor for getting worms in your butt for practicing sodomy?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:27:54 AM No.149293730
b6138bc727ebb0cbc04d0be36ce01039
b6138bc727ebb0cbc04d0be36ce01039
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>>149292569
OMG IT IS A PINWORM
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:30:29 AM No.149293764
>>149293371
> It's bad
> But please watch it on streaming so we can blame the failure on marketing and trolls
No. Also the characters look like monkeys
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:30:52 AM No.149293769
>>149293764
oh my fucking god dude get a grip
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:31:18 AM No.149293772
>>149293512
>too retarded to read a few paragraphs
How does it feel to have a reading level below the average middle schooler?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:33:34 AM No.149293802
>>149293769
> STOP NOTICING
ftfy
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:34:04 AM No.149293809
>>149293802
meds now
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:34:58 AM No.149293819
>>149290760 (OP)
The actual lesson to be made from here is to make less expensive films.

Just let original films me made without corporate intervention with a smaller budget. If it fails it fails, and it will be solely on the creators for being shit, for pushing an agenda, or for whatever other reason; no big loss. If it succeeds then great, you got a brand new IP to milk because you didn't kill it in the cradle.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:35:05 AM No.149293821
>>149293772
to be fair studies are now saying most american adults are functionally illiterate
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:35:06 AM No.149293822
>>149293809
Prescribed medication and treatment plans without a license or examination is at least two separate felonies under U.S. law.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:36:06 AM No.149293834
>>149293730
Are we all just ignoring that Elio's alien boyfriend is a Pinworm?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:36:30 AM No.149293839
>>149293819
I wonder how much of Elio's bloated budget was them doing the typical Disney thing of constantly rewriting the movie while it's already being made? That article recently said there were constant huge cuts to it and that tons of staff kept leaving during production.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:46:36 AM No.149293936
>>149293821
Divide those stats by race and then we can talk.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:52:18 AM No.149293993
>>149293371
Are these spoilers true?
> 1. He decalcifies his penal glans
> 2. He breathes thru his balls
> 3. He opens his turd eye
> 4. He projects asstrally
> 5. He achieves union with The Gonad
> 6. His worm makes a house in his BUTTE after the credits (yes, is tru)
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:20:37 AM No.149294329
>>149293371
This hits the nail on the head. It's not about CalArts or original IP or woke/not woke, or any of the other shit regular people don't care about. It's just a boring movie. It's not terrible, but there's no reason in the world to pay to see it. There is no conspiracy, just /co/tards who can't process reality.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:49:30 AM No.149294616
1751311542584
1751311542584
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>>149293371
>it's kind of adorable that the little gay romance in the relationship is between a human and a fat slug.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:18:03 AM No.149294967
>>149291990
Is Elio handing out swords like some watery tart?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:26:53 AM No.149296011
>>149290769
name one (1) good movie made by a magatard
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:28:14 AM No.149296028
>>149292527
I like both
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:04 AM No.149296108
>>149293993
i saw the movie twenty times and that is all 300% true
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:35:14 AM No.149296140
>>149291444
That's nice. I'm straight. And nobody wants to watch your gay movie.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:35:33 AM No.149296148
>>149290760 (OP)
Idk, maybe if the movie looked appealing and cool instead of lame and crappy then people would go watch it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:39:00 AM No.149296196
>>149294616
source
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:30:43 AM No.149297434
>>149294329
>5 (five) DisneyDollars have been deposited in your account.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:32:14 AM No.149297959
>>149296196
FajiKiwi. He mostly draws furry/cub stuff. Some of his content is frankly on the extreme side, so, if that isn't your thing, proceed with discretion.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:50:22 AM No.149298082
>>149290760 (OP)
Shut up, fag. No one wants shit movies that look like garbage.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:04 AM No.149298230
>>149297959
gracias
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:37:32 AM No.149298432
>>149296140
well I'm straight too and I want to watch more cute gay boy movies like Luca and Elio.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:09:15 AM No.149298940
shakeshake
shakeshake
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>>149293209
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:38:32 PM No.149299742
>>149293197
>a cartoon boy existing in a completely non-sexualized manner is pedophilia
Is there anything you want to tell us, anon?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:02:07 PM No.149299867
>>149299742
rightoids think gayness is inherently sexual
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:49:35 PM No.149300145
>>149299867
it is thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:57:47 PM No.149300183
>>149290769
>"liberals"
I'm not sure that was entirely the problem here but having three directors and major rewrites in over the course of a year didn't help.
>>149291522
Tbh I can't imagine the attempts that went behind making Riley having a crush on an out-touch millennial's idea of a cool girl went over so well considering the character is based on Doctor's daughter.
>>149293839
We can tell just how much was changed from the first trailer alone, it teased a 2024 release date and characters had different roles.