Thread 149292939 - /co/ [Archived: 523 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:07:06 AM No.149292939
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What if he'd managed to keep his perfectionism and prima donna tendencies under control? And, you know, wasn't a sexual predator?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:08:56 AM No.149292957
He’d be as successful as Genndy.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:10:06 AM No.149292970
Even if all of that happened I have a feeling people would still hate him eventually.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:10:31 AM No.149292973
You probably wouldn't know what he looks like. But he'd worked on more projects.

He was a crazy dick in a lot of other ways too.
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7/7/2025, 1:14:13 AM No.149293012
>Klasky Csupo Nicktoons never gets out of his shadow
>Cartoony Nicktoons like Rocko's Modern Life and Angry Beavers get more love and attention from Nick than Hey Arnold and The Klasky Csupo Nicktoons
>Nick Greenlights Ed Edd n' Eddy
>Shnookums and Meat gets 65 eps
>Cartoon Network greenlights a Pat Ventura short and/or Tales of Worm Paranoia
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:15:20 AM No.149293028
>>149292939 (OP)
his cartoons would still be shit
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:25:01 AM No.149293120
>>149293028
But his cartoons were great
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:31:46 AM No.149293189
Just another faggot in the industry with no edge or sting, dull beyond recognition and with medicore work to deliver for such.

Still with the chance of being accused of being a sexual deviant, no matter what, because the me too movement most of the time has nothing to do with ending sexual harassment in work, but ill moral attempts at attack others or bring down their careers, because females are like that.

Better a weirdo cunt sexual perfectionist, that created some really cool stuff, than a normie, I tell myself that every day when I look in the mirror and masturbate to yellow elephant hilda porn. Is my mantra, I keep repeating while I do the did, very very quietly, almost a whisper, again and again. It does wonders for my mental health and self worth.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:38:27 AM No.149293247
>>149292957
fpbp
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:42:51 AM No.149293282
>>149293189
How do you see yourself in the future?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:45:28 AM No.149293308
>>149292939 (OP)
>what if the obnoxious douche wasn't obnoxious or a douche?
Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 1:48:38 AM No.149293348
>>149292939 (OP)
Doing his job as an expert by criticizing bad work and showing how to do it properly made him an “asshole” - his haters can’t explain any art theory or critique because they don’t want to be an “asshole” too spoiling careers making unwatchable and unprofitable Garbo.
So, he wouldn’t have made his work and online school.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:55:56 AM No.149293406
>>149293348
You know he died, like last week. You can stop sucking him off.
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Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 1:56:39 AM No.149293415
>>149293406
You gonna read my work or do I have to force it in front of the eyes of 100 industry folks? Answer.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:57:43 AM No.149293424
>>149293406
>You know he died, like last week.
Source?
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Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 1:59:43 AM No.149293441
>>149293424
They say these things because they think it’s clever and makes them feel powerful to mess with the sense of reality of others. They just say whatever their tiny speck of creativity can come up with.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:59:47 AM No.149293442
>>149292939 (OP)
He was an autistic retard who didn't like any cartoons that didn't have sexy girls.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:01:05 AM No.149293452
>>149292939 (OP)
We would've gotten to see more great cartoons. R&S would've had at least a couple more great seasons.
Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 2:01:14 AM No.149293453
>>149293442
Based autistic retard.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:07:15 AM No.149293527
It would probably be more acceptable to hate beanmouth online cause "animation fans" always associate it with the pedos criticisms on the industry for some reason.
>>149293012
>Tales of Worm Paranoia gets greenlit

Sounds like the perfect alternate timeline to me
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:07:26 AM No.149293528
>>149292939 (OP)
Cartoons wouldn't be as funny now. John K was a Bob Clampett guy in a Chuck Jones world. The Chuck Jones people won. Think of all of those "barely animated but witty like Wilde" Adult Swim shows.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:20:03 AM No.149293649
>>149293406
Honestly while I don’t defend Johns predatory behavior and don’t agree with quite a bit of his opinions I will admit he had a point. As an animator, you should be able to criticize work, the cartoons of the 80’s during the dark age of animation were nothing but stiffly-animated glorified toy commercials, animators fucking despised them. This is why the 90’s was so relieving for them, as they put that shit era behind.

Now we’re basically experiencing a second animation dark age, the cheaply animated beanmouth shows and Family Guy ripoffs that are being forced to have samey artstyles by the upper heads are our equivalent to the toy commercials of the 80's, but the difference is that nobody wants to criticize beanmouth because they’re too afwaid of huwting someone’s feewings, the modern animation industry is full of manchildren who consume this slop rather than caring about the state of the industry.

We need a new cartoonist in the industry, the John K of the zoomer generation, that rebels against all the modern slop of the industry and manages to appeal to the masses, and hopefully this new influential guy isn’t a pedo this time.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:22:05 AM No.149293671
>>149293028
all his professional project were high tier above the rest in televised programming

R&S and Ripping Friends
not counting his indie projects
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:25:30 AM No.149293707
>>149292939 (OP)
>perfectionism
what
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:30:00 AM No.149293753
>>149293707
He would take forever to get projects done if they didn't live up to his weird standards
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:43:56 AM No.149293902
>>149293649
>We need a new cartoonist in the industry, the John K of the zoomer generation, that rebels against all the modern slop of the industry and manages to appeal to the masses, and hopefully this new influential guy isn’t a pedo this time.

The current state of the industry, and the current generation in general, will never allow that to happen. Every new animator is so wrapped up in a skewed idea of professional courtesy that they would never criticize another's work unless they made peace with the idea of never working in the industry. And as for their personal conduct, you'd be better off scouring a maximum security prison for non-offenders than the animation industry.
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Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 2:50:42 AM No.149293973
>>149293753
His “weird” standards raised the level of cartooning and other art for decades
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:52:58 AM No.149293998
>>149293902
So I’m guessing if anyone would be the next John K it’d have to be an indie animator, like not one who makes loreshit or stuff made to pander to Hot Topic kids, someone with actual balls.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:55:55 AM No.149294020
>>149293120
all of his cartoons were shit, no one copied it afterwards and he's a stupid asshole that no one misses at all.
>>149293649
He criticized the golden age of TMS, Disney, and Don Bluth cartoons, that's the origin behind his "Cal Arts" style criticism. He hated everything with appeal and deemed that cartoons should be ugly and hideous as much as possible.

90s-era TV animation was unfunny "comedy" cartoons with fart jokes and grossout humor.
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Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 2:57:41 AM No.149294041
>>149294020
Commie plz stop pretend you have opinions, a brain, or appreciation of beauty and take your rotting skull elsewhere
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:02:56 AM No.149294095
>>149294041
The only people who love John K are unfunny edgy white guys like yourself. All of you stupid fucks named "Lovecraft's cat" have the same regurgitated tired take, "OH! THIS MEDICORE WHITE RAPIST ASSHOLE MADE ANIMATION GREAT AGAIN!"

No he fucking didn't, he missed his deadlines, was an asshole to his coworkers, and made ugly cartoons that no one liked while having the AUDACITY to criticize good high quality work Sinbad and Atlantis. He can go fuck himself.

Also, wow you're so funny for saying "nigger" like other white guys teeeheee
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Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 3:03:53 AM No.149294106
>>149294095
Thank you for showing my skill at spotting communists
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:03:56 AM No.149294108
>>149294020
>TMS

I know it’s you Famicom, go back to watching Tiny Toons, you did literally call it the "second coming of Christ" in another thread after all, retard
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:05:06 AM No.149294124
>>149294106
You're an idiot with bad taste all around. DING DONG YOUR SHITTY CARTOONS ARE DEAD LIKE YOUR RAPIST AND THERE WILL BE NO JOHN K EVER AGAIN
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:08:26 AM No.149294169
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:09:40 AM No.149294184
>>149294108
>you did literally call it the "second coming of Christ" in another thread after all
Not him, but relative to John K's garbage I agree.

>>149293902
Animation is about cooperation and team work, not about being a selfish dipshit who treats everyone around them like garbage. Gone are the days where you can harshly criticize others without receiving it back yourself.

In the past people used to tolerate below average white dickheads like John K to keep their job, but not anymore. You assholes are in the dustbin of history. No one has ever liked you nor will they ever like you. You have made nothing but garbage with your shitty attitudes too.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:28:34 AM No.149294402
>>149294095
>>149294184
if you think john k is just a mediocre white guy, show me who you think is good as far as cartooning goes
>high quality work like sinbad and atlantis
lmao
>Gone are the days where you can harshly criticize others without receiving it back yourself
more like "gone are the days when you can be honest and hold cartooning to a higher standard, these are the days of fake-nice people and unfunny shallow beanmouth slop"
>below average white dickhead like john k
really who is good then? is this trolling because there are retards out there who genuinely believe this
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:34:00 AM No.149294449
>>149293649
>but the difference is that nobody wants to criticize beanmouth
any discussion around elio is nothing but criticizing beanmouth
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:34:21 AM No.149294458
>>149293012
>Cow & Chicken makes it past the 90s
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:42:29 AM No.149294532
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>>149294449
People are waking up to how shit beanmouth is, Spumbros keep winning, there’s a good chance that style will finally die before the decade ends.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:47:16 AM No.149294590
>>149293973
Games animation episodes look fine.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:52:59 AM No.149294668
I remember him bitching about the DVD version of Popeye meets Sindbad on his blog, saying it had “little girl colors”.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:06:59 AM No.149294831
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If John was normal the entire series would have been like the Games episodes
His retardation is part of what made the first 2 seasons so batshit crazy and funny
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:10:56 AM No.149294874
>>149292939 (OP)
ok so 3 things:
1. 16 year olds aren’t children.
2. women can quit any job they do not feel safe at anytime they want
3. john k earned that teenager pussy.
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Lovecraft’s cat
7/7/2025, 4:20:48 AM No.149295004
>>149294874
So based
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:26:07 AM No.149295071
>What if he'd managed to keep his perfectionism and prima donna tendencies under control?

I could try that

>And, you know, wasn't a sexual predator?

NEVER I WILL HAVE HEBES IN MY LAP FORHEBER!

- John Hebel Kanibeel
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:28:20 AM No.149295106
>>149293649
>but the difference is that nobody wants to criticize beanmouth because they’re too afwaid of huwting someone’s feewings
no, the reason nobody wants to criticize them is because of the rampant nepotism in the animation industry. telling someone their work sucks is a fast track to getting blacklisted. do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:32:09 AM No.149295168
>>149295106
>a fast track to getting blacklisted
Then what?
Like what can they do? Animators dont even make good money anyways, they just use it to scare noobs and autists
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:47:37 AM No.149295393
>>149293649
I've been way more impressed with flash animation that actually has very little animation than the most recent Disney.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:45:20 AM No.149296293
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>>149292939 (OP)
It was just loony toons shit but with gross out humor, He'd just be a retired fossil with no place in the industry just like everyone else from that time period even if he weren't an employee abusing pedophile
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7/7/2025, 5:53:45 AM No.149296410
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>>149292939 (OP)
His show helped me find my identity as a bisexual right-wing confederate MAP furry, not joking