>Get ready for an uppercut you dyke!
Finn used to be so based, why did he let that vampire dyke cuck him?

>>149294345 (OP)
Proper banter for achieving heroism, but mathematics helps too

>>149294345 (OP)
He got some tree pussy by the end of it.

>>149294345 (OP)
He never cared about Marcy as a romantic partner he just wanted to go to the movies
He liked PB but then realise it literally couldn't ever work so he moved on
FP is lame and he dodged a bullet without realising
Now he has HW squirtig sap all over his dick so
I don't know why people act like he "lost"

>get your hands off my girl finn

>>149294424
I don't give a shit about Finn personally but I hate will they won't they drama. It's the lowest form of niggerdom sloppa when it comes to television.
After 4 girls (you forgot Susan hell the pillow girl LSP) it got very annoying to watch.
I'm sure it's very realistic but like. Fuck you.

>>149294525
>I'm sure it's very realistic
You're confused, anon.
We say it's realistic when they make two characters with chemestry and a cute relationship for the entire show
then randomly at the end it's revealed they broke up off screen and got with other people we don't know nor care for.

>>149294525
That's not the will they won't they trope, they all shot him down. Except hw.

>>149294676
4/5 of them bitches sucked his tongue, LSP took his virginity, I forgot if Marceline did, fuck out of here with that excuse you know damn well how much of our time they wasted.

>>149294747
If you only watched AT for Finn to get with a girl you deserved to have your time wasted. Get fucked

>>149294811
wanting the hero to get the girl is not separate from other things you enjoy about it, it's part of it
it was always part of it from the pilot.

>>149294345 (OP)
This was never realistic and while I think lesbians are generally pretty lame, PB/Marceline is probably the least bad lesbian ship out there. Get over it

>>149294622
'Shep', on the other hand, is a truly shitty DEI character