Batgay Fornever - /co/ (#149312386) [Archived: 612 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:38:49 AM No.149312386
batman forever
batman forever
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reminder batman forever is the gayest thing ever made

bats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.
robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.
alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.
riddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.
gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.
gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.
he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.
two-face has a cane, cane is shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anus
notice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.
the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.
wayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks
kiss from a rose? might as well be kiss my (male) rosebud

all the clues are there.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:40:35 AM No.149312399
It's pretty obviously gay but Batman & Robin is even gayer.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:52:29 AM No.149312460
>>149312386 (OP)
Don't you have even worse threads to make?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:04:34 AM No.149312522
>>149312386 (OP)
Kys retard
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:43:11 AM No.149312735
>>149312386 (OP)
I remember reading on one of those gossip forums about Joel Schumacher having a massive tantrum and wanting to replace Nicole Kidman with Denise Richards, as midway through shooting, she had to take like three months off to have a rectopexy to correct an injury sustained on the set of "My life".
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:46:13 AM No.149312758
>>149312735
Batman Forever must have been very tense to make (I assume because of coming off of Batman Returns and this being Joel's biggest movie) because I hear nothing but bad things, from Val to Tommy Lee Jones.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:50:59 PM No.149313366
Homosexuality is based and homosexual works are always artistically superior. Yes polyps, poopdik makes you more sensitive to the metaphysics of art, it's simply fact.