cotton suffered from a narrow urethra just like at least 2 of his 3 children do
he was told he would never have kids just like hank was
but getting his legs fucked up in war somehow fixed it, we actually see the moment it happens and he was completely filled with lead
thats why he immediately gets a nurse pregnant while recovering, from cottons point of view that was impossible
thats also why he hates hank, imagine planning your whole life around believing you are sterile and then suddenly out of nowhere you impregnate a woman, hell cotton may have suspected hank wasnt his for a long time,at least until he was in highschool, cotton did go to hanks football games

He better come back as a ghost/vision.

>>149320875 (OP)
Better theory Cotton killed 51 men but it didn’t sound as good so he claims it was fiddy.

>>149320903
Fiddy Men was actually a single person

>>149320903
better better theory Cotton killed more then fiddy men and fiddy is just his personal record for a single fight

>>149320903
he killed 50 japanese men when he fought imperial japan
he doesnt count the nazis as men but that number is in the hundreds

>>149321204
Cotton didn't fight in Europe, he made it up and then started believing it. He fought in the Pacific

>>149321227
he swam all the way there while holding fattys leg

>>149320875 (OP)
Joseph is actually Dale’s son, it turns out that Bug and John’s father are half brothers.