Why did the theme song for the show only feature one character and didn't even give any clue as to what the show was about? It doesn't even mention Patrick or the Krusty Krab or anything

so?

so?

so?

>>149335012 (OP)
Because bad then, kids didn't need lore dumps in their theme songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGN9fZvQhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAwN8pqdtg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EotmVUdDE

>>149335012 (OP)
the show is about spongebob squarepants
are you stupid

>>149335012 (OP)
Squidward looks worried there...

>>149335012 (OP)
Because it was a good show made by a white male autist.

>>149335012 (OP)
The show always begins and ends with SpongeBob. He's the heart and solu of the show

>>149335012 (OP)
Why is Patrick licking literal soap? Is he stupid??

>>149337745
Yes

>>149337745
Are you?

>>149335012 (OP)
You do know that a themesong doesn't need to hit you over the head with the blunt end of the show's premise, don't you?
Theme songs are just to get you in the mood to watch the show. I mean in live action, the theme songs of Cheers or The Big Bang Theory don't tell you anything about the premise or the characters, but they set the tone.

>>149335012 (OP)
Is blowing bubbles REALLY as fun as they say?

>>149335012 (OP)
I mean, could you even say SpongeBob has a specific "premise"? It's a slapstick cartoon that goes through a wide variety of setting and plots, and SpongeBob himself is always the sole character who always appears.

>>149335012 (OP)
Go to bed, Aryeh

>>149338523
I can't tell if anons posting gifs that don't animate are just one anon and he's retarded