ENTER

this guy made women stain their seats at the theater

>>149338071 (OP)
I want Miguel to teach Miles how to speak Spanish and get frustrated because all Miles wants is to learn pickup lines in Spanish and Miguel knows who he wants to use them on.

>>149338084
why? what made them so scared they "evacuated" themselves?

>>149338103
no nigga

>>149338112
they where scared because there wasnt any niggas?

>>149338103
Big muscles and commanding attitude.

>>149338103
Did you really think "tall, dark, and handsome" was just a female taste stereotype joke? No, it's their genuine taste.

>>149338142
i was obviously joking, evacuating yourself means shitting yourself

>>149338092
Miles doesn't care about the other half of his genes and neither do the writers.

>>149338193
First thing Miles says to Miguel is that he speaks some Spanish too after hearing him angrily muttering in Spanish.

>>149338214
that must mean that gwen is actually trans.

>>149338103
Broody, tall, muscular, former family man with sad backstory, FANGS; dude reads like something out of a by the numbers romance novel you pick up by the cashier.

>>149338171
>>149338229

>>149338103
Would mens cum themselves if Miguel was a woman?

>>149338301
>a fiery latina with shapely body with a skintight suit
You tell me.

>>149338301
imagine the scene of miguel pinning miles to the wall bit miguel looks like this

You call that an ENTER?
Yeah, PAD show em how it's done.

>>149338723
I miss PAD.

>>149338723
It's a shame how much they ruined Miguel. I loved how PAD wrote him as just a guy out for himself, a real Nueva York slimeball, and yet, when he had powers, he couldn't just stand by if people were gonna get hurt. It was a fantastic foil to Peter, being someone who had no righteous creed or moral calling to keep him on the straight and narrow, but nevertheless felt some form of great responsibility (which is also why the PAD-written Edge of Time where they team up and butt heads is such a fun ride as well [plus Chris Barnes as Miguel, what a fukken treat that game was for Spidey fans]).

If anything, it feels kinda spiteful, since Miguel is actually the better example of how anyone can be Spider-Man. That even this jerk can rise to the mantle forced on him, and the ideals demanded by everyone from civilians to Thorites to Doom and so on. Of course they'd tear everything about him down in favor of Miles

>>149338071 (OP)

>>149338723
>Normalfags will forever think of movie Miguel from now on
>/co/ has a disgustingly large amount of these cretins
Spider-Verse truly is a fucking blight

>>149338723
Dude has flipper feet.

>>149338103
pathetic virgin nigga

>>149338071 (OP)
In case there's someone in the thread who doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4cKgiqebxo