Here’s your Bizarro.

That's Kal-L.

>>149354589 (OP)
No way this is really posted by the real White House.

Epstein questions are his kryptonite.

>>149354629
It’s bullshit. I just checked an-
>it’s fucking real
The White House account is shitpost central.

>>149354589 (OP)
Same energy

>>149354629
Yeah it is, the twitter account's been run by some batshit ai slopper since Trump took over

>>149354589 (OP)
Government for manchilds

>>149354678
Do they have someone actually making these or are they all AI generated?

>>149354589 (OP)
Cringe

>>149354589 (OP)
Time for Warner Bros to enjoy a nice copyright suit against the government.

>>149354690
Yes

>>149354690
Republicans are excellent bantz masters. I don't think Democrats can sell a dark fantasy which is why Harry Potter, Twilight, and all those moody dramas faded out. How can you say that Trump is somehow worse than Bushes, Reagan and Nixon?

>>149354813
Jack Warner was a Republican. I think he would add Power Girl and Supergirl, presumably double their breast size to get people to watch. He would find Superman too corny like most big wigs did in the past. Even the Fleschiers hated him because he's so limited

BIZARRO AM GONNA DESTROY SMALL DITCH AROUND CANADIAN BORDER. NOT MANY SUCH CASES AM HAPPEN. HAPPY!

>>149354589 (OP)
Libs would do the same thing for their guy so no biggie

>>149354589 (OP)
>ywn go back in time to kill the intern running Wendy’s “quirky” Twatter account that every other subhuman corpo and gov account copied

>>149354629
The White House account has been a shitpost account for a while now, this isn't even the worst one.

>>149354589 (OP)
Hands are too big

>>149354629
It’s a shitposter government, why wouldn’t it be real?

>>149354589 (OP)
Americans are so fucking embarrassing.

>>149355217
>red lightsaber
Uhhhh that's based tho