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Anonymous No.149359450 [Report] >>149359458 >>149359474 >>149360089 >>149360919 >>149360979 >>149360983 >>149361220 >>149361344 >>149361404 >>149361514 >>149361535 >>149362132 >>149362791 >>149362990 >>149364795 >>149365101 >>149366118 >>149366471 >>149367431
>HEY LOSER DID YOU HAVE SEX YET?*burrrrp*
Anonymous No.149359458 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.149359474 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
None of your business floozy.
Anonymous No.149359495 [Report] >>149359762
This middle aged mom in my audience scoffed at this line and was like "Really?! Come on."
Anonymous No.149359505 [Report]
>sex
I don't think the police will call it that.
*zzzip*
*thunk*
Anonymous No.149359762 [Report] >>149359851 >>149360966
>>149359495
That's actually in the movie?
wait why would supergirl be in it at all. isn't that kind of fast?
Anonymous No.149359851 [Report]
>>149359762
Yes, it's a quick cameo to set up her flick but it ties in well enough plot wise
Anonymous No.149360089 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
>super stacy
wtf gunn
Anonymous No.149360919 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
Ah jeez!
Anonymous No.149360966 [Report] >>149361269 >>149361423 >>149361518 >>149364161
>>149359762
>That's actually in the movie?
Yes. In the epilogue to be specific.
>wait why would supergirl be in it at all. isn't that kind of fast?
To set up her movie. Her movie takes place concurrently with Superman's. In this universe, Krypto is her dog and Clarke was just watching him for the week because in her movie she's gonna be out in space on a girl's trip where she's gonna meet and fight Lobo (played by Jason Momoa).
Anonymous No.149360979 [Report] >>149365113
>>149359450 (OP)
>Drunk Horny Jailbait Supergirl
Fucking Gunn got me there...
Anonymous No.149360983 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.149361012 [Report] >>149361298 >>149361366 >>149364792
Her enabling Krypto's shitty behavior explained so much about him.
Anonymous No.149361220 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
Why, are you offering?
Anonymous No.149361269 [Report] >>149362619
>>149360966
>In this universe, Krypto is her dog
A white girl with a dog you say
Anonymous No.149361298 [Report] >>149361366 >>149361508
>>149361012
I've dated a lot of party girls and they ALL have extremely shitty untrained dogs so it's pretty accurate.
Anonymous No.149361344 [Report] >>149361360 >>149361447 >>149361464 >>149361520 >>149361628 >>149364210 >>149365113 >>149366167
>>149359450 (OP)
>Turning pure and sweet Kara into a 30 year old roastie
FUCK Gunn.
Anonymous No.149361360 [Report] >>149367113
>>149361344
Clark is 30. Where are you getting that Supergirl is also 30
Anonymous No.149361366 [Report] >>149361424
>>149361298
>>149361012
you just know
Anonymous No.149361404 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
>Everyone talking about Supergirl being a party whore
>Nobody talking about Ultraman surviving and totally becoming Bizarro
This place always manages to dissapoint. Never change /co/.
Anonymous No.149361423 [Report] >>149365113
>>149360966
>Lobo (played by Jason Momoa).

meh. i don't see anyone else in Hollywood that could do it but at the same time meh.
Anonymous No.149361424 [Report]
>>149361366
Silence, Visajeet.
Anonymous No.149361447 [Report] >>149361645 >>149364557 >>149365119
>>149361344
Consider reading the comic her movie will be adapting.
Anonymous No.149361464 [Report] >>149361480 >>149361483
>>149361344
It's pretty obvious she's in her early to mid 30s
Anonymous No.149361480 [Report]
>>149361464
Woops meant 20's
Anonymous No.149361483 [Report] >>149361542
>>149361464
She is 21...
Anonymous No.149361502 [Report] >>149361524
Looks like she’s gonna be more 00s Kara than King’s Rooster Kara. Good.
Anonymous No.149361508 [Report]
>>149361298
Liar
Anonymous No.149361514 [Report] >>149361565
>>149359450 (OP)
Wait so was Kara given the same directive to have breed with as many humans as possible?
Anonymous No.149361518 [Report] >>149361628 >>149362806 >>149362915
>>149360966
>Lobo (played by Jason Momoa)
Anonymous No.149361520 [Report] >>149362039 >>149365119
>>149361344
>Pretending like Kara has never had a whore moments
Come on now. Does no one remember Superman/Batman : Apocalypse? The CW show also had Kara at her worst. Hell, Powergirl's entire existence might as well be the living embodiment of a whore Kara. There are pure heroines out there but Kara definitely isn't one of them.
Anonymous No.149361524 [Report]
>>149361502
Seems cringe.
Anonymous No.149361535 [Report] >>149362438
>>149359450 (OP)
What word describes that eye shadow? Other than "penis-hardening"
Anonymous No.149361541 [Report]
Sex is for hylic subhumans
Anonymous No.149361542 [Report]
>>149361483
Her face looks 20, but that ombre hair screams 35 year old that thinks it’s still 2015.
Anonymous No.149361565 [Report]
>>149361514
I would betray humanity so hard.
Anonymous No.149361571 [Report] >>149361578 >>149361581 >>149361596 >>149361620 >>149361623 >>149361743 >>149362013 >>149365124 >>149365211
>Supergirl thread
>barely anyone is talking about the implications of her role in this new universe
>not talking about how she compares to other versions
>Not even horny posting about her or posting lewd Supergirls
>3 seperate posts about her age, and fucking Krypto "yjk" memes
This place can't do anything right, I fucking swear
Anonymous No.149361578 [Report]
>>149361571
4chan is full of pajeets and changs living in the west and latin americans. What did you expect?
Anonymous No.149361581 [Report] >>149367260
>>149361571
No one cares
This whole genre is dead
Anonymous No.149361596 [Report]
>>149361571
I honestly think we possibly could get Power Girl in the future. Gunn actually isn't afraid to show boobies. If the man plays his cards right, I think Kara has a bright future ahead of her.
Anonymous No.149361620 [Report] >>149361657
>>149361571
>Not even horny posting about her
I tried to get the ball rolling with the "breed with humans" thing but only one guy was interested.
Anonymous No.149361623 [Report] >>149361657
>>149361571
>drunk whore Supergirl
what else do you want me to add? I hate it and I hate Gunn.
Anonymous No.149361628 [Report] >>149361646 >>149366933
>>149361518
Why
>>149361344
Her actress is 24
Anonymous No.149361639 [Report]
At least she didn't pass out in her own vomit... I guess that's a plus?
Anonymous No.149361645 [Report]
>>149361447
>Tom King comic
>That’s just a cheap plagirization of True Grit
No.
Anonymous No.149361646 [Report]
>>149361628
Snyderfaggots will tend to think that any 12+ year old female who hasn't yet been raped into sexual slavery (by him specifically) is a whore.
Anonymous No.149361657 [Report]
>>149361620
A noble attempt fallen on deaf ears

>>149361623
Nobody cares about your Synderfag-esq bitching. Post an actual discussion or Supergirl upskirts or fuck off
Anonymous No.149361679 [Report]
>They unironically made her a Wooo! girl.
Anonymous No.149361699 [Report] >>149361724 >>149362612 >>149365125
this is the only Supergirl I care about.
keep your slut.
Anonymous No.149361717 [Report] >>149361971
She's way hotter than her usual mong face. Gunn knows what he's doing.
Anonymous No.149361724 [Report]
>>149361699
Mudshark.
Anonymous No.149361743 [Report] >>149361771
>>149361571
nothing hot about nepotism
Anonymous No.149361771 [Report]
>>149361743
Kara is basically as powerful as Superman. That's because of her genetics, not nepotism.
Anonymous No.149361971 [Report] >>149364220
>>149361717
There was a surprising amount of tits too in the movie
Anonymous No.149362013 [Report]
>>149361571
>the cameltoe of justice!
Anonymous No.149362039 [Report]
>>149361520
>Adaptation
>Adaptation
>Character you blatantly don't know outside of /co/'s knuckle-dragging goon threads
Try harder
Anonymous No.149362132 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
To have sex with her you need to be on a planet with a red sun or be in a room with a red sun lamp.
Anonymous No.149362438 [Report]
>>149361535
Doesn't look like eye shadow, just mascara to keep eyelashes up
Anonymous No.149362612 [Report] >>149362732
>>149361699
She killed billions
Anonymous No.149362619 [Report] >>149362667 >>149362744 >>149365131 >>149365477 >>149367531
>>149361269
you just know
Anonymous No.149362635 [Report]
Why didn't Clark ask her about the thing with Jor-El and Lara?
Anonymous No.149362667 [Report]
>>149362619
Think about it. She wants to get fucked hard and human can’t do it for her. She also doesn’t want to fuck her cousin.
That leaves only one Kryptonian.
Anonymous No.149362732 [Report]
>>149362612
billions of hearts with her cuteness
and sundaes.
Anonymous No.149362744 [Report]
>>149362619
ugh
Anonymous No.149362791 [Report] >>149362890
>>149359450 (OP)
Genuinely thought that was Sydney Sweeney for a sec
Anonymous No.149362806 [Report]
>>149361518
Honestly it's a better fit than him playing Aquaman
Anonymous No.149362823 [Report] >>149362860 >>149362875 >>149362925
Most other Kara's depictions: Watch as this endangered and serious girl unravels from a warrior culture into gradually being accepted into Earth.
Basically Omni mans arc. Not hard to do.
>Gunn Kara
"BA BA BA BLAM! BITCH PUDDING!"
What was he thinking?!
Anonymous No.149362860 [Report] >>149362887 >>149362889 >>149365144
>>149362823
>"BA BA BA BLAM! BITCH PUDDING!"
>What was he thinking?!
Read Supergirl: World of Tomorrow, it's the prequel to this
She's pretty sad about the destruction of krypton so she drinks her sorrows away, pretty realistic
Anonymous No.149362875 [Report] >>149362889
>>149362823
>most
>Watch as this endangered and serious girl unravels from a warrior culture into gradually being accepted into Earth
and by most you mean just the N52 and MAWS depiction, right?
Anonymous No.149362887 [Report]
>>149362860
*Woman
Anonymous No.149362889 [Report] >>149362930
>>149362860
Oh right Gunn said he was adapting that Tom King story.
Didn't everyone get pissed off at that?
>>149362875
She was a sorority whore prior to N52?
Anonymous No.149362890 [Report]
>>149362791
Her eyes aren't FAS enough
Anonymous No.149362915 [Report]
>>149361518
It's good casting they just need to do something with his voice to make it boom
Anonymous No.149362925 [Report] >>149362964
>>149362823
Just say you've only watched MAWS and only know her from that
Anonymous No.149362930 [Report] >>149363008
>>149362889
More or less, yeah. Well, Pre-Crisis she was just this standard All-American girl next door, basically genderbent Clark. Then Post-Crisis when her existence was taken off DC's blacklist she was more sorority slut. She wasn't from a warrior culture. The first thing she did when introduced into Post-Crisis after she got off DC's blacklist was go on a shopping spree with Clark. And of course she's a drunkard in the Tom King book they're adapting. She didn't turn into this warrior Omni-Man type adapting to Earth until N52.
Anonymous No.149362931 [Report]
She's hot because she looks like an IRL Gorillaz character. Jamie Hewlett's Supergirl.
Anonymous No.149362964 [Report] >>149363008
>>149362925
Superman/Batman Apocalypse also did it. A pretty major distinction is that as a Kryptonian at least she is foreign to earth customs.
Anonymous No.149362972 [Report]
>SUP BITCH you knock up that old slut from your job yet? *hic*
>yeah *burrrrp* that dorkass dad of yours kept talking about how the future of Krypton lies within the fertile wombs of Eath's women or the species will go extinct. He actually said "fertile wombs", fuckin nerd
>That bitch's egg count has got to be in the single digits so I'd move quick before she ends up with some supertard like that jerkoff that gave you trouble*burrrrp*
>And don't think about using my ass for that 'cause I'm not looking to pop out some six fingered or tailed mutants out my coochie
Anonymous No.149362990 [Report] >>149365154
>>149359450 (OP)
It's Supergirl's first appearance in theaters and I no longer have any interest in seeing her again.
Anonymous No.149363008 [Report] >>149363038
>>149362964
No it didn't. She's a sorority girl in that movie too, it's from her Post-Crisis personality. She doesn't know how to fight at all, and has to be taught to by Wonder Woman and the Amazons. She's more interested in shopping in Metropolis. That movie is just an adaptation of
>>149362930
Anonymous No.149363038 [Report] >>149363048
>>149363008
Hrm. You're right. I confused raw strength for combat in that one.
I still think there's major differences in the level of writing on the pages here ITT and the way she goes in on the movie.
Anonymous No.149363048 [Report]
>>149363038
Honestly I think she was kind of toned down in the movie from Post-Crisis. She seemed kind of in an inbetween zone from her Post-Crisis sorority girl turned edgy slut personality, and her WoT depressed alcoholic version.
Anonymous No.149364055 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.149364161 [Report]
>>149360966
Lobo is hardly the villain, he's like a cameo at best
Anonymous No.149364180 [Report] >>149364186 >>149364187
>supergirl gets a movie before wonder woman
grim
Anonymous No.149364186 [Report]
>>149364180
wonder woman got a movie 8 years ago anon, and a shitty sequel after that. though I guess Supergirl got a movie first in 1984
Anonymous No.149364187 [Report] >>149364192 >>149364207
>>149364180
I get the sneaking suspicion that when they get to her it'll be based off of Absolute Wondy
Anonymous No.149364192 [Report]
>>149364187
there's no way Gunn is that based
Anonymous No.149364207 [Report] >>149365159
>>149364187
doubt it, he'll like do what he did with Superman, a mix of Silver/Bronze Age quirkiness with modern storytelling, so we'll probably see Hippolyta as WW2 Wondy while Diana herself wear silver instead of gold
Anonymous No.149364210 [Report] >>149364227
>>149361344
Kara is older than Kal SECONDARYTRANNY
Anonymous No.149364220 [Report] >>149364268
>>149361971
>There was a surprising amount of tits too in the movie
really? like with who?
Anonymous No.149364227 [Report] >>149366953
>>149364210
only chronologically. physically and mentally she's like a decade or so younger because she was in stasis.
Anonymous No.149364255 [Report]
so did kara know supe's parents sent him to earth to conquer it?
Anonymous No.149364268 [Report]
>>149364220
Lex's girlfriend and Cat from the Daily Planet
Anonymous No.149364557 [Report]
>>149361447
>Consider reading Tom King
No thanks!
Anonymous No.149364792 [Report]
>>149361012
>Her enabling Krypto's shitty behavior explained so much about him

it is like real life
Anonymous No.149364795 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
>Now that you're here
Anonymous No.149365101 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
I knew they were going to do her like this and feel vindicated in my protest of this travesty.
Anonymous No.149365113 [Report]
>>149360979
She's not horny or jailbait
>>149361344
This.
>>149361423
He has the look but I have zero faith in him pulling off the personality. They should've done a Lobo movie when Muscle Man Randy Savage could've played him.
Anonymous No.149365119 [Report]
>>149361447
>>149361520
No, you don't get to point at something written 50 years or more after the character's introduction written by a talentless nepo baby writer who's purposely trying to ruin the character to further the GloboHomo agenda and then act like anyone's going to care.
Anonymous No.149365124 [Report]
>>149361571
What are the implications of the last two Superman adaptations turning Kara into Android 18 and Clark into Goku, respectively.
Anonymous No.149365125 [Report]
>>149361699
That's Android 18 and she's built for Big Krillin Cock
Anonymous No.149365131 [Report] >>149367310
>>149362619
The editing and camera work literally makes me want to throw up. It's too erratic.
Anonymous No.149365144 [Report]
>>149362860
Written by the same guy that tried to make it canon Batman cuts himself like an emo fag because of how sad he is about his parents?
Anonymous No.149365154 [Report] >>149366908
>>149362990
Notice how they had to go out of their way to make her have dyed roots showing because they just can't cast a beautiful aryam woman under any circumstances?
Anonymous No.149365159 [Report] >>149365175
>>149364207
A lot of the problem is they don't actually look up and read silver or bronze age comics they just read a few internet comments about what silver and bronze age "quirkiness" was supposedly like then try to bullshit their way through it.
Anonymous No.149365169 [Report] >>149365174 >>149365175
>people are actually unironically shilling this movie
LOL
LMAO
Gunnslop does it again
Anonymous No.149365174 [Report]
>>149365169
>why not me have not me opinion. Silly not me!
Anonymous No.149365175 [Report] >>149365180 >>149367593
>>149365159
I'd say Gunn is arguably someone who definitely reads Silver/Bronze stories and since he's the head all he has to do is exert some of that influence on whoever's making the next Wondy film/show to nudge it into that direction.
>>149365169
>Snyderkek seethe
Anonymous No.149365180 [Report] >>149365557
>>149365175
>Gunns.oy getting mad
LOL
it's garbage. cope harder
Anonymous No.149365194 [Report]
>They really made him So.yperman
>They made Supergirl a drunk roastie
Lmao
Gunn bootlickers will unironically defend this slop
Anonymous No.149365211 [Report]
>>149361571
Her age doesn't matter, she's not real

She's negative 500 for the sake of this thread and all of human history starting now
Anonymous No.149365477 [Report]
>>149362619
I thought GotG3 and SS had the worst comedy scenes in any Gunn movie, but this shit is even worse
Anonymous No.149365508 [Report] >>149365512
>monkeeposting just to get more peanuts from Lex
Sad!
Anonymous No.149365512 [Report] >>149365554
>>149365508
Lex doesnt seem to feed any of his prisoners, there's no toilets in the prison cells
Anonymous No.149365554 [Report]
>>149365512
He really is employing pajeets.
Anonymous No.149365557 [Report]
>>149365180
>ESL
do not redeem the Snyderverse saar
Anonymous No.149365566 [Report] >>149365597
Why isn't she interested in human men, but Clark is into human women?
Anonymous No.149365597 [Report]
>>149365566
>why is one person different from another
don't worry saar the greatest /co/ minds are working on this question as we speak
Anonymous No.149366118 [Report] >>149366458
>>149359450 (OP)
Yes, with you.
Anonymous No.149366167 [Report]
>>149361344
Kara’s always given me college girl vibes. I thought Milly did a good job portraying that
Anonymous No.149366458 [Report] >>149366940
>>149366118
Yes Kara, let’s fill earth with half kryptonian mongrels!
Anonymous No.149366471 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE [REDACTED]
Anonymous No.149366821 [Report] >>149366966
After watching the movie, I had a dream where she was in an episode of Seinfeld.
Anonymous No.149366908 [Report]
>>149365154
I see we’ve reached the “waaaah dyed hair is racist against WHITE BLONDES” level of victimhood
Anonymous No.149366933 [Report]
>>149361628
SSRIs and microplastics have done irrepairable damage to zoomer women
Anonymous No.149366940 [Report]
>>149366458
Pretty based.
Anonymous No.149366953 [Report]
>>149364227
He'll never respond to this because he's terrified of being exposed as the real secondary
Anonymous No.149366966 [Report] >>149368127
>>149366821
Huh, I was thinking It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Anonymous No.149367113 [Report] >>149367136
>>149361360
Kara is older than Clark, anon you should know this
Anonymous No.149367136 [Report]
>>149367113
Only in the sense that Steve Rogers is older than aunt May.
Anonymous No.149367260 [Report]
>>149361581
not a genre
Anonymous No.149367310 [Report]
>>149365131
if it was the exact same scene BUT NIPPONESE LIVE ACTION or ANIME (an i'm) you would be shitting your pants and cumming, loser
Anonymous No.149367431 [Report]
>>149359450 (OP)
She looks like she smells of exotic booze and alien death sticks.
Anonymous No.149367499 [Report]
>hop in, bozo, we're gonna party in Vega
Anonymous No.149367531 [Report]
>>149362619
So was Kara supergirl before Clark became Superman?
Anonymous No.149367593 [Report]
>>149365175
Both Snyder and Gunn are both legitimately awful.
DC is fucked.
Anonymous No.149368127 [Report]
>>149366966
The actor who plays Dennis was on the run to play Luthor.