Thread 149361901 - /co/ [Archived: 457 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:24:46 AM No.149361901
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Why does Superman bother working a day job anyway? Wouldnโ€™t he be more effective as Superman if he was helping people 24/7? Every second heโ€™s at work people are dying and suffering around the world. This doesnโ€™t bother him?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:40:09 AM No.149363113
>>149361901 (OP)
hes a human being who has hobbies and passions and craves relationships. youre like that retarded comic about how he should just be a kinetic battery until he dies of old age
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:42:51 AM No.149363131
>>149361901 (OP)
>Every second heโ€™s at work people are dying and suffering around the world
That's their problem. If he solves it, they won't learn anything.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:43:08 AM No.149363135
>>149361901 (OP)
Being a superhero doesn't pay the bills.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:44:11 AM No.149363148
>>149361901 (OP)
he's a character created before the internet so working at a news organization let him learn about disasters and crime as they were happening so he could go do something about it. now I guess he just likes the job and it pays the bills.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:45:38 AM No.149363160
>>149361901 (OP)
>Clark masturbates while a woman is raped in an alley
>Clark takes massive dumps while a child is beat by their dad
>Clark cleans smegma from his dick while a genocide happens
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:47:32 AM No.149363180
Soup ma nuts.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:47:57 AM No.149363184
If a superhero were legitimately willing to flex their abilities on a scale that impacted the world, people would become dependent to the point that their impact was no longer noticed. If they went around preventing accidents, people would become more reckless until the dead toll went back to pre-super levels. If they went around feeding the poor, farmers and charities would dial back until hunger went back up to pre-super levels. If they went around and overthrew despot governments, the very people being ruled would adapt by opposing the new system as harshly as the previous.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:48:44 AM No.149363193
>>149363113
This

>>149361901 (OP)
Clark Kent is a human being like anyone else. You don't think exceptional people check out after a long day? A man needs romance, and hobbies. Having an incel harp on you 24/7 is not ideal life style for a normal joe.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:51:21 AM No.149363212
>>149361901 (OP)
he wants to live the slow life while being OP as fuck working together with Loise-chan and Jimmy-kun
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:52:32 AM No.149363228
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>>149361901 (OP)
If you want this boring character he's called "The Samaritan" and he's a regular in Astro City.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:55:59 AM No.149363257
>>149363228
the samaritans were enemies of israelites, I doubt he would be allowed in the modern israel dicksucking climate.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:00:12 AM No.149363284
>>149363184
>the very people being ruled would adapt by opposing the new system as harshly as the previous.
Your /pol/ is showing
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:00:15 AM No.149363285
>>149361901 (OP)
Why is Superman a Gen Z broccoli head?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:08:07 AM No.149363349
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It leads to dumb thoughts like this.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:10:08 AM No.149363363
someone needs to gather the evidence to keep the villains in prison
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:11:53 AM No.149363380
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>>149363160
>>149361901 (OP)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:18:23 AM No.149364185
>>149363184
The same retarded argument was used against seatbelts in cars.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:20:25 AM No.149364195
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>>149361901 (OP)
>Why does Superman bother working a day job anyway?
he enjoys socializing and he is just like us
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:28:27 AM No.149364234
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>>149361901 (OP)
Superman is a power fantasy, it's not about saving people, it's about being powerful.

The saving people thing is simply something he does for gratification.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:30:57 AM No.149364477
>>149364234
Shut up you shitty brat
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:42:09 AM No.149364521
>>149361901 (OP)
>>149363135
>>149363193
>>149363228
>>149364234
This thread is full of worthless fucking retards.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:02:29 AM No.149364590
>>149363228
The Samaritan's actually got a decent reason to be like that though and addresses the downsides to living like that alongside its benefits.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:09:03 AM No.149364615
>>149364234
>Superman is a power fantasy
being super strong and being able to fly is only half the fantasy, otherwise we would be reading bizarro issue number 1000 right now

it is that he has all that power and he chooses to save people