Why doesn't he just make the Joker a paraplegic?

>>149372368 (OP)
The Joker's limbs would have turned out to be dummy bombs full of joker gas

Why doesn't he just sissify the Joker?

>>149372368 (OP)
Gordon sort of tried.

He did.

>>149372368 (OP)
>Why doesn't he just make the Joker a paraplegic?
That's what Shadowhawk does, not Batman.

>>149373354
Should've shot him in the dick. Would've been a better set up for Harley leaving him, too.

>>149373817
Batman's definition is fragile

>>149372368 (OP)
You ever rape a paraplegic, OP? They just lay there, it's not justice at all.

>>149373317
Sissify HOW exactly?

>>149373317
Uhh he kinda did it himself tho

>>149373354

>>149373317
What do you mean? The Joker is already a pussy waiting to be fucked.

>>149376861
idgi

>>149376124
How so?

Joker might lose his rectal tone if he does that

He'd get better. There is no final solution to the Joker question.

>>149377839
Gordon kneecaps Joker and he starts bitching about how he'll never be able to walk normally again, until he remembers how he crippled Barbara and finds the irony funny

>>149372368 (OP)
>batman paralyzes joker
>he gets sent to arkham....again
>he breaks out.....again
>he somehow obtains a magic floating box
>he enters the box legs first and fuses with it
>joker has now become a giant jack-in-the-box with wacky magic powers
>he turns the whole city into a circus tent with magic or some shit
>other superheros/rogues somehow brainwashed/enslaved to be circus performers (i.e. superman as an actual og circus strongman)
>Greyson Robin gets sucked into this "performance" hard, reverting back to his acrobat days
>batman fights off old friends and foes to end the shenanigans
>by the end of it, joker is forcefully ripped out of the magic jack-in-the-box
>he now has springy legs and uses them to escape
>the springy legs are never shown again and the next time joker shows up he just has normal legs like nothing ever happened

>>149378861
>wears makeup
>dresses like a queer
>flamboyant excentric behavior
>flirts with batman
Yeah we know he gae

>>149372368 (OP)
BECAUSE THATS NOT FUCKING INTERESTING. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DO YOU FAGS ALWAYS POST RHIS STUPID FUCKING QUESTION JOKER IS A FUCKING CONCEPT NOT A PERSON
GOD FORBID HIS NO KILL RULE COULD BE A CHARACTER FLAW? LIKE A GOOD FUCKING CHARACTER MAYBE? MAYNE ITS NOT A SOAPBOX BUT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DELVED INTO NEUTRALLY? YOU CUNTS ARE SO FUCKING BOOOOOOOORING!!!!

>>149373376
/thread

>>149373376
>>149382873
And then he came back with a metacommentary about how he can't be killed.
>but it's only a drug addict who thinks he's the Joker
Doesn't matter.

>>149373327
This shitpost image is better than how some Batman runs end

>>149372368 (OP)
Where's the fun without the clown wreaking havok? Batman would never admit it but he likes having Joker around.

>>149373327
But how are you supposed to rape him if he's in a concrete cube

>>149373317
It already happened.

>>149382902
Why would a other dimensional god guy be talking to a street level psycho killer/gangster. Like in the real world, can you imagine an equivalent of biblical Satan going to strike deals with Al Capone or something?

>>149385724
Kirby's Darkseid did in fact strike deals with Bruno "Ugly" Mannheim and Intergang, Miller's Darkseid was very true to the original.

>>149382902
Everything Miller did after the 90s is non-canon and doesn't exist.