Pitch me your 12 issue Batman series

>>149373666 (OP)
Mad Max crossed with Adam West Batman IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Also there's a talking walrus

batman but he is actually poor, his parents get killed at a movie theater and he gets adopted by his uncle alfred. he doesnt have a batmobile, he takes the subway.

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman "realizes" that guns cause all crimes in Gotham and so goes on a campaign to destroy every gun in Gotham, and then eventually all weapons such as Joker cards, fear gas and Mr Freeze's Freeze ray

>>149373666 (OP)
Umm....A serial killer that uses wires and grapples to kill his victims. His theme is about spiders and stories, turning out to be Vicki Vale's estranged brother. He's a failed fiction writer that became obsessed with Batman, his villains, everything because they're stories people love. He collects stories from his victims, they die slowly so he can interview them and write their life's work. His obsession with stories is not only a fascination with people, "immortalizing" them post mortem, but also serving as an escape from a life where sadly he accomplished nothing

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman/Sonichu

alternate universe were everything is kind of reversed. superman is evil and a bad guy, batman is poor, wonder woman is a man obsessed with greek mythology and possibly trans (that would get people to freak out lol)
green lanterns are space criminals instead of space cops

>>149373666 (OP)
>The Joker is being led out of court after another "not guilty by reason of insanity" verdict
>a cop pulls out a gun and magdumps into his chest, killing him (this is not a fakeout, he fucking dies. Someone else can throw him in a Lazarus Pit or whatever)
>the cop is arrested and fired, but the DA refuses to press charges because the public refuses to press charges due to public support and a tainted jury pool
>seeing this emboldens more and more people to attempt murder on criminals, both super and normal, mostly in vengeance
>but there's also a pattern that suggests a serial killer is using the unrest as cover

Batman meets spider-man. It was my idea for a fanfic esk alt batman comic.

>Bruce is a teen still in high school
>comes from a rich family but far from billionaires
>Wayne Enterprises have been penny stock since Bruce parents death
>Wayne manor is by far their biggest asset but Bruce does not live there because is too expansive to maintain, he lives in a upper middle class house with Alfred
>Bruce is kinda an schizoid loner overachiever with a lot of hobbies that he does to help with his trauma of his parents death
>Alfred takes a proper parenting role in this case, being 100% more Bruce Father instead of just the butler who is implied to be his father
>bruce starts to make some friends in highschool, and eventually becomes a night vigilant after he trying to help people from his highschool deal with gangs and drug dealers
>The story spins around Bruce slowly becoming a batman of sorts with the resources and limits a teenager would have
>he never leaves Gotham for his training, but alternatives of everything he would need exist there like he finds a specific dojo no one goes anymore and learn his more ninjutsu skills there or his batsuit is more inspired on a halloween costume he was wearing of zorro the first time he fought crime

Simple, down to earth story barelly batman themed, more focused on trying to humanize bruce and make him more relatable outside the person he is when not wearing the mask, Give him some friends, some normal struggles and such. Give his growth and him becoming what we know as batman more of an arc of growth like something like invincible. I think it would be fun, but Batman purists are weird and really don't like bruce to have any negative trait, so I don't think it would be popular outside fanfic material.

>>149373748
That is pretty lame, anon, I had plans of killing people and painting portraits of them using their blood to immortalize them post mortum at some point. I even was saving money to move to a island because the setting and the metaphoric nature of it.

Makes me feel like a cheap villain character or just some deluded edglord. Can you like, write something else? At least don't make me a god damn Batman trowaway serial killer? That shit hurts, no one gives a fuck about those.

>>149373666 (OP)
Elseworld where Batman is a vampire hunter taught by Van Helsing (who is Alfred who changed his name)

Batman is in his prime. With dick grayson robin by his side.
Bane hatches a plan to distract batman with other villians from the rouges gallery while he builds a giant bombing zeppelin to hold the entire city of gotham hostage.

Bane needs money and resources to build the giant zeppelin of doom so he begrudgingly turns to joker with his wealth and goons. Joker is suspiciously agreeable and chill and agrees to help bane because 'he finds the idea funny.'

Throughout the episodes batman and robin have to fight a 'villian of the week', thwarting each villians smaller schemes one by one and each time they slowly piece together that bane has been planning something big behind the scenes much to their horror. These individual schemes can be fun one-offs with some of batmans main villians, and each time he learns a little bit more about banes big plan.
Eventually when batman discovers the last piece of the puzzle it's too late! Bane takes to the skies in his giant zeppelin losded with bombs, He bombs a certain section of gotham and starts making demands. GPD can't risk shooting the zeppelin down due to the risk of the rest of the bombs detonating.
Batman and Robin use stealth and the batwing to sneak aboard the zepplin, they fight their way to bane, robin stays behind to try and gain control of the airship, while batman chases after bane. It's no use since Bane has a special key around his neck that only allows him to pilot the craft. Batman fights bane on top of the zepplin while the entire city watches. In the fight bane accidentally deflects a batarang into the wall of the zepplin, but instead of air or hydrogen gas coming out, it's a green gas. Joker put a lighter than air variant of his laughing gas in the zepplin at the last second.
Joker tunes into the radios and starts telling bane and batman about his plan to drop all of that joker gas onto the city and take both bane and batman out with eachother. (cont.)

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman get iPad

>>149374401
(cont)
Joker and goons then shoot the zeppelin with a bunch of harpoons and it starts come down slowly letting out more and more joker gas. bonus points if he uses the batsignal to make shadow puppets.
Bane is temporarily jokerized while fighting batman, but through batman dissuading him + the venom. Bane snaps to his senses and is able to climb down and take control of the zepplin, realizing that if joker gets his way there will be no gotham to rule over. Batman and Robin escape the collapsing airship Via batmans gliding cape while Bane pilots it far out off of gotham harbor into the sea dropping the rest of the bombs in the water and jumping out before the jokergas-filled zepplinhusk sinks into the ocean.
Due to Joker giving away his location with the signal, batman is able to glide and kick him in the face at the same time the GCPD bursts onto the rooftop to subdue the goons.

Overall it's a villian of the week tour with smaller capers, that slowly builds up to a huge finale through the detective work.

>>149373666 (OP)
A killer is targeting the descendants of Gotham’s wealthiest families, and Batman discovers the murders are linked to a legendary criminal from the city’s past. This supposed villain was actually a man who tried to expose a powerful crime syndicate made up of Gotham’s elite, but he was framed. Over time, history was twisted to paint him as a monster, hiding the truth and protecting those who built their empires on lies and corruption. Now, decades later, a clone of that man has returned to dismantle the legacy of the bloodlines responsible. As Batman investigates, he must confront Gotham’s corrupted foundations and question whether stopping the killer means defending the very evil the city has long accepted.

>>149374005
>was planning to kill people
>Makes me feel like a cheap villain character or just some deluded edglord.
who is going to tell anon that serial killers are ALL deluded edgelords?
Killing people is easy and superficial , living with kindness, love, and REAL achievement is hard.

4 three issue stories in which Batman explores a mystery in the desire of another famous literary or film detective

>>149373666 (OP)
12 issues of the people of Gotham adjusting to the myth of Batman.

We do not see bruce, we don't see the batcave, nothing. We only see Gordons perspective of talking to a shadow. the perspective of the criminals and citizens seeing the shadows move. Jokers perspective, as a demon comes through to his hideout. We never see anything from Bruces/batmans perspective. So we get a clear sense of how batman works.

>>149374684
basically, we're the criminal, or citizen, watching batman come for us.
play it like a horror movie.

>>149374005
>That is pretty lame, anon
Well I try, anon. Okay?

>>149374619
I'm reminded of Sandman where Dream revoked their delusions/daydreams that made them justify their shitty lives

The adventure lasts exactly one year. Calendar Man breaks out of Arkham and his terrorism is more violent and dangerous than before, Batman must fight against his holiday themed insanity plots. Poison Ivy is also on the loose and she's back to being a terrorist instead of Harley's cuck, her mood and look is dictated by the season. It's a long hard year until those two are finally captured.

>>149373920
Would some of the villains also be about his age or would some be older like say a teacher aged Pamela Isley, a troubled youth Killer Croc only just becoming a freakshow performer or also demented teacher in progress Johnathon Crane?

>>149373666 (OP)
No

Batman goes Hawaiian!

>>149373666 (OP)
He solves a murder.

>>149375096
Depends on the villain. I hate the idea of making something like Teen joker, I would prefer if they were younger versions of themselves, less dangerous but still recognizable some.

I would also try focusing more on the more criminal mobster types like the penguin or two face. I think making the villains work would be by far the hardest since it can be really cheesy, but having the few like you said would make more sense.

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman romance a elder yautja female

>>149373666 (OP)
>batman rapes joker
>batman rapes riddler
>batman rapes bane
>batman rapes harley
>batman rapes poison ivy
>batman rapes mad hatter
>batman rapes joker again
>batman rapes red hood
>batman rapes talia back
>batman rapes baby doll
>section eight crossover
>batman rapes superman

>bruce's non wasp hyper liberal extended family lives in SEA
>has cousin who's constantly getting molested by libtard family
>falls in a cave filled with fruit bats that help him survive
>parents get murdered after walking home from some underground muay thai
fight
>gets adopted by ladyboy maids that cleans his house
>learns various forms of seduction and pole dancing and such to become fruitbatman
>sometime later alfred learns of deaths of bruce's extended family and reach out to bruce's cousin, now fruitbatman
>batman randomly wakes up to fruitbatman sucking him off and playing with this asshole
>kills fruitbatman
>goes to prison
>the batman is finish finished
>gotham goes into complete anarchy
>gets nuked

>>149373666 (OP)
>the rich playboy Bruce Wayne reverse-possesses a powerful Sumerian revenge demon known as Barbatos after it attempts to bodyjack him
>now having become The Bat, Bruce seeks to reclaim Gotham from Ra's Al Ghul and avenge his family
>he recruits a young woman who becomes his sidekick (saving her from drowning), always eager to crack jokes and pull pranks

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman opens an ice cream shop.

>>149373775
There's a fanfic of the first half of your prompt only it was Huntress instead of a random cop.

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman has to find a vigilante that seems to have set up shop in a different city near Gotham, using all of his trademark tricks and some. As he investigates further, it seems like that person can anticipate every move with uncanny accuracy - not only that, he is making all the decision he would in his place.
Confused and intrigued but also worried that there is something sinister to it he investigates further.
A long mind-game ensues as he tries to catch the person red-handed only to find out it is himself. They meet several times briefly, direct combat rare and fleeting as they both test each other as if instinctively trying to see who is the faker.
The batman this particular series was following was a person who had a split personality brought upon by his mania and worship of the Batman and was later completely overtaken by the facsimile. His broken half, that has now taken a backseat, made deals with powerful enemies of Batman (idk, Joker might like to fuck with bats this way) to fund him so to us it does look like he is the real deal and to him this was the final nudge into the abyss.
Batman has a double convinced that he is the real deal and so it the reader until the very end, where their fight is interrupted by some form of danger that makes both bats spring to save them and the faker manages to get the upper hand, temporarily disabling batman so that he alone can sacrifice himself to save a bunch of civvies.
I haven't fleshed it out beyond this and maybe this was already done before (you kinda never know until you dive deep) , but if not, hey free idea.

>>149373666 (OP)
Each issue is Batman raping a different member of his rogue gallery.

#1- Talia al Ghul & Ra's al Ghul
#2- Catwoman
#3- Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn
#4- Clayface
#5- Mr. Freeze
#6- Bane
#7- Killer Croc
#8- Man-Bat
#9- The Riddler
#10- Two-Face
#11- The Penguin
#12- The Joker. Doesn't actually rape the Joker. Batman realize he have a problem and stops.

>>149373687
Lovely

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman fights killy mckillson (Whose actually the Joker in disguise, but Batman already knows that)

>>149373748
Sounds kino

>>149375940
>>149377305
Creative team, right here.

>>149375121
This unironically.
More detective work.

>>149373666 (OP)

It's a retelling of his origin. While Bruce is training how to fight in the Himalayas or learning how to be a detective in London, Kirk Langstrom is working on his serum. Things go wrong of course but this time Kirk is more of a vigilante himself going Punisher style murdering all the criminals in Gotham. The lines become blurred and Kirk starts going after people who maybe aren't so bad or who want vigilantes to stop like Harvey Dent. So Kirk almost murders Harvey Dent and fucks him up leaving him to become Two-Face. Since Harvey is Bruce' best friend he comes back to Gotham. This is before he becomes Batman. He just dresses like some sort of operator with a mask. Kirk beats up Bruce initially, discovers the new vigilante is Bruce and then at one point flies into the windows at Wayne Manor. Later Bruce manages to beat Kirk maybe with some help from like Killer Croc (I like when he is a good guy or at least not super evil). After Bruce realizes he should start dressing up like a bat because criminals are genuinely terrified of "Batman" because they used to get mauled by Man-Bat. Gordon actually wants to arrest Batman because I think this whole friendship thing is retarded. So we have a bunch of cool fights and I'll find a way to introduce that busty Asian /co/ loves.

>>149373666 (OP)
Batman, but he says "FUCK"

>>149373666 (OP)
No, my ideas are too good for you and I actually get paid for them these days

>>149373666 (OP)
A Batman comic where he's a young, happy superhero like Spider-Man.

>Joker escapes from Arkham
>Batman is expecting the worst and is preparing
>Joker kicks things off by kidnapping a bus full of orphans, taking them on a wild ride through Gotham and ends with him robbing an ice cream truck for the kids
>Batman captures him, he gets sent back to Arkham but escapes on the way
>This time, Joker robs a a bank, burns all the money and replaces it with money with his own face on it
>Batman expects it to be poisoned, but it's just ordinary fake bills
>Joker eludes capture and announces he has even more brilliant crimes planned
>Each crime is more and more of an elaborate prank
>12th issue ends with Batman catching Joker and asking what was the point of it all
>"I just wanted to make you laugh again, Batsy, you're always so miserable now"

After an elderly villain is found dead on the outskirts of Gotham, Batman goes on a journey across America trying to unravel a mystery that's been leaving would be super criminals from towns without heros, dead, crippled, or missing since the end of WW2.

>>149373666 (OP)
I want more modern Batman and Robin comics.
>Time Travel comic where Batman and Robin are sent back to the 1940s and fight some old forgotten villain that doesn't work in the modern age like Carl Kruger
>Batman and Robin get abducted by aliens and have to hitchhike across the galaxy to get home.
>Place Beyond the Pines style book about Thomas Wayne, John Grayson, and their sons.

>>149373719
>Batman with Spider-Man's resources
Could be good...

>>149377305
>Well if Batman isnt going to do it, I guess I will.

>>149373666 (OP)
batman dies
three issue funeral prep, each ending with a former robin beating up on the demon spawn
fourth issue starts a team-up between dick and jason to try to find the batgod's killer
there's four more issues of hard drinking, bad decision making, including a threesome with some batgroupie, and a night in jail for which the demon spawn refuses to bail them out until alfred does
the last four issues all feature extended therapy sessions for all batfam members

normies eat this up, it sells like hotcakes
tom king gets four Eisner award nominations and wins two of them for this

Not a 12 issue but a film. Pseudo monster movie with Manbat and Killer Croc.

>>149373666 (OP)
12 issues of Bruce going to therapy so he can learn to deal with the trauma of seeing his parents die. He gives up being Batman and learns to appreciate life. He uses his billions to fund hospitals and research into mental disorders and treatments. Over a decade Gotham is slowly alleviated of his old rogues as they get the mental help they need. Bruce also funds work training courses for all the poor who use to hench for his rogues so they can get well paying jobs at Wane Enterprises. This improves the economic situation in Gotham and makes the quality of life in the city such that crime drops to record low levels since people no longer feel the need (in most cases) to turn to crime to make money to live.

>>149379915
It's what Absolute should have been. Bruce should be ripping off organized crime to pay for his shit since there's no way he'd be able to keep a job with how often he's injured. Have the cave be hidden in a freight truck he moves around the city. His gear starts off low tech and gradually improves and adapts over time, he takes a lot of the specialized bits from supervillains, like he'd pull apart the party animal masks to adapt their tech for his own use

>>149373666 (OP)
Justice League Dark medieval (A.K.A Justice League Nobledark/Justice League Dark Ages) , "Batman" is a monk-knight inquisitor in service to the Vatican who comes across Animal Man (in this case Animal Hermit's) daughter who is being accused of witchcraft and locked in a house, "Batman" goes inside and encounters the kid who has finicky animal shapeshifting powers, he does the Batman thing trying not to spook her notices someone dying in the corner, oh fuck it's his old friend and mentor Zatara! He says something like
>"M-m..must stop them.."

""Batman" goes
>"Who?! Who did this to you old friend?!"

Zatara goes

>"B-blood..."

Either that or

>"K-...Kobraaaa"

And either a snake monster or a gut monster violently emerges from his mouth and "batman" kills it.

"Batman" hides animal girl in a sack and burns down the house, he tells the townsfolk that "she just had the plague" and leaves, all while two suspicious characters comment about him, they are cultists. So he and animal girl end up going on a cool medieval/early modern adventure trying to discover why the cult is after her and what was so dangerous about it awooo... they end up assembling medieval variations of occult DC characters such as Johnathan of Constantinople, he isnt Greek he just performed for the emperor there, and maybe Zatanna the mystic, Woodwose Bog Thing, and who knows maybe a Church forlorn hope suicide squad.

>>149373666 (OP)
Here's one:
>the events from Bruce's childhood left him traumatized to the point that he's a recluse that's incredibly awkward around people that aren't his decrepit butler
>he trains autistically while picturing the man who killed his parents, becoming extremely lethal with his bare hands
>a crimelord psychiatrist named Dr. Hugo Strange, who was wronged by the Wayne family, treats Bruce, manipulating him and warping his mind, programming him to perform hits at night against criminals that stand in his way
>to unleash the demon, Strange hypnotizes Bruce into reliving the death of his parents, and he lashes out furiously, beating them into a bloody pulp, leaving behind horrific crime scenes
>kill mode also enhances his tactics, but he's hyperfocused in this state and can't see he's being manipulated
>his trigger is a bat or bat symbol, which Strange cleverly conceals on Bruce, like placing a bat symbol on a package he's sent to hand off, or something like that
>clean up/retrieval crew made up of Richard, Jason, and Tim, who are orphans that work for Strange
>he does this against alternate versions of Batman's rogues, from Riddler, to Penguin, to Two-Face, each with their own modified gimmicks reminiscent of their original versions
>Selina is a call girl/thief that Bruce is in love with, who is also using him as a mark
>eventually, the big bad of Gotham, the Joker, catches a whiff of what's happening to his rivals/partners
>the Joker is a frightening sadomasochist opportunist, getting pleasure from pain and overall being unpleasant and heinous
>Joker is able to play Bruce against Strange at one point; Bruce remains in strategic kill mode for the rest of the story
>final confrontation is their showdown, after a long, calculated game of tag

>>149373666 (OP)
Bring Spiderman/Peter Parker into Gotham City along with J Jonah Jameson. JJJ is still a prick but because the Bugle is in Gotham he's seen as a courageous newspaper publisher fighting on the front lines of justice.

Peter begins fighting crime in the daytime exclusively before ever contacting Batman.

>>149381295
>Not a 12 issue
Move along then.

>>149373666 (OP)
Watchmen but with DC characters. Batman instead of Rorschach.

>>149385816
That would just be a 12-issue version of The Dark Knight Returns.

>>149373666 (OP)
Bruce Wayne is dying. His heirs want nothing to do with him for some reason. He holds "auditions" - ultra-complex, multi-tiered tests of skill, endurance, and mental fortitude - to determine which young hero should inherit the Bat-Mantle.

>>149373666 (OP)
Wouldn't it be freakin epic if there was like... A Batman & Deadpool crossover?

>>149387855
No.

>>149374684
>Jokers perspective, as a demon comes through to his hideout
Would the Joker see batman as a demon?

this would be more of a world's finest, but superman comes and asks batman for help for some other planet mystery. Superman could be watson to Batman's holmes

>>149373666 (OP)
Sometimes I think about spending the next 40 years going through the entirety of Batman, every appearance no matter the title,
collating it all together into one cohesive story with one single narrative, and then redraw all of it with a single and appealing art style.

Imagine Batman Year One except instead of being 4 issues, it's 4000 issues and it features all of the notable stories of Batman, tied together into a story that actually makes sense, doesn't contradict itself, etc.

And the whole thing can be read starting from issue 1 all the way to issue 4000 without requiring any outside information to understand who's who or what's going on.

I wouldn't bother to get DC's permission because I know they wouldn't give it to me, I would simply post it anonymously on 4chan.
It would be the final say on all of Batman. No longer would anyone have to sift through decades of confusing runs and decades of poorly aged art.
Whenever someone would ask "What's Batman all about?" You would direct them to my comic and you would understand all of Batman and it would be good.

>>149374005
>That is pretty lame
tasteless faggot
>>149373748
sounds cool anon

>>149373666 (OP)
Well since you asked satan
Gotham county gets cut off no mans land style,no one can leave or enter,batcaves are in ruins,everyone has taken hostages and is threatening to kill them unless they get supplies from the outside.
Bruce finds a military truck full of guns and ammo and has to break his no guns and no killing rules for greater good.
Final issue shows Batman getting to grips with being a killer while gotham pd and feds are trying to snatch him.
Joker gets full belt of m60 after trying to takeover a maternity ward.
Penguin Riddler and few saner rogues are building bunkers and shitting themselves.
Batman is drawn as a caped silhouette with eyes and gun parts covered in cape,you only see him fully in muzzle flashes.

>>149374619
I like people. I love them even. My desires never came from a place of hate. kinda the contrary.

Casino, but every character is replaced with a Batman character.

>>149389393
Where does Batman fit in that?

>>149389393
>>149390104
Casino but every character is Batman

>>149373666 (OP)
>To stop Dance Master from dancing everyone Gotham to death, Batman has to learn the Batusi.

>>149373666 (OP)
Lex Luthor attempts a corporate take over of Wayne Enterprises. It's twelve issues of Bruce Wayne in board meetings with lawyers.

>>149373666 (OP)
For twelve issues, Batman reviews his own films with trenchant criticism.