would you?

Anyone that says no is a fucking liar.

she's busy dating her son

>>149388552
thank you anon. I always felt like it was weird to find her hot but there's just something about her

>>149388537 (OP)
>mcguirk gets to creampie this every night
its not fair bros

>>149388537 (OP)
WOULD I?

>>149388537 (OP)
Have Paula and Melissa ever directly interacted?

>>149388537 (OP)
>>149388927

>>149388537 (OP)
Would I?

>>149388977
when melissa was going heavy on makeup paula tried to talk her off it

>>149388537 (OP)
Isn't she a child molester

>>149389613
Only her first VA. Also possibly her mom.

>>149389631
Nice

>>149388537 (OP)
Why not?

She looks like she needs a decent companion.

>>149391839
she is canonically very thirsty
>you know how long it's been since I was intimate with a man? three years!

Quick sketch

Surprised nobody's posted that scene of her stripped down to her underwear from that 'Bad Influences' episode.

>>149392357
naisu

>>149388537 (OP)
Yes, Paula is massively underrated cute

>>149392357
This is amazing. Good work.

>>149392357
fantastic. thank you anon

>>149392874
are you gonna or do I have to rewatch the series again?

>>149393528

>>149388537 (OP)
No. She is nothing compared to Tow Truck Tina.

>>149389631
>>149389613
Not only is Paula Poundstone a lesbian child molester, but she fid voice work for Inside Out and its sequel.

Turns out even Disney will forgive child molesters.

>>149393596
>First VA was a lesbian child molester
>Virtually no art of Paula molesting Melissa
Stupid people!

>>149392357
I love her

>>149388537 (OP)
>>149388552

Lusting over single moms makes you a cuck by default. If you weren't such a cuck, you'd lust over the lolis & hebes in the series. Because why the fuck would you waste time with used up pussy? The series had better looking girls than Paula.

Other Home Movies waifus you dumb coomers overlooked
>Tow Truck Tina
>Cynthia
>Dixie Smith
>Jen
>Mel
>Nurse Kirkman
>Stephanie
>naked woman on a horse (character was never given a name)

All these girls I listed are better looking than Paula. Seriously go rewatch the whole series faggots.

t. Rewatched the whole series

>>149393881
"Cuckold" means someone who's wife is unfaithful during their partnership, and if they're raising someone else's child, it's through deception. It doesn't apply to adoption. It'd be pretty unfair for the kids if they couldn't have a parent in their life because the first one died or was a piece of shit.

>>149388552
get help

>>149393970
It does apply. You didn't fuck her pussy first. You weren't her first. You're literally raising another man's kid after she got boned by some other dude. That makes you a cuckold by default.

>>149394037
So I guess we should just throw the kids into a woodchipper. Sorry lil johnny but I guess dad not being embarrassed by being around is more important than growing up with two parents who love you.

>>149388977
I know they had an episode where Melissa's lack of female guidance was becoming an issue such as her wearing absurd amounts of makeup and poorly applied that had her dad asking Paula if she could talk to Melissa.
I feel like there should have been an overarching character trait in Melissa trying to find a mother figure and this could gave included Paula off and on. After all we see this a bit in Brendon, trying to connect with his estranged father and sometimes seeking his male role model advice from McGurik.
Though we know she got very aggressive towards women dating her dad. Still it feels odd Melissa wasn't trying to cozy up to Paula desperate for motherly approval.

>>149394154
Mercy killings are based & redpilled.
Male lions actually do that to the cubs of the lioness from other prides if they're in heat. They don't embrace adoption. They straight up kill the cubs from single lionesses. But we are not lions. In other olds, lil johnny would have been sent to orphanage since in those days being a single mom wouldn't gotten you shunned by both friends & family.

We need to go back to those times & put an end to the mommy Stockholm syndrome many of you newfags have.

>>149388977
>>149394256
She does in some of the earlier episodes. The first that comes to mind ('Business and Pleasure' from S2) has her sweettalk Paula in the hopes Paula will get Brendon to put Melissa back in her role in their current movie.

>>149394282
*would have gotten you

>>149394282
>Mercy killings are based & redpilled.
If you really believed that you'd bite the bullet right now.

>>149394256
Maybe she didn't feel the need to cozy up to Paula because she already felt comfortable around her. Like Paula was already her surrogate mother figure.

>>149393881
if you're into lolis, you're basically a faggot. Being attracted to a girl at a period when she's the least differentiated from the opposite sex? might as well be molesting little boys at that point, you fairy fudge-packer.

>>149394721
What a boring bait.

>>149394769
>i-i'm not a fruitcake! lolifaggotry is le based and le red-pilled! y-you're just baiting!
yeah, ok RuPaul, whatever you say.

>>149394721
YWNBAW
Im sorry to break it to you, that's not how it works. Male & female have different bodies & are not the same. It's nothing personal & not all sour grapes. I just nonvirgin chicks repulsive. A preference for moms, hags, or MILFs makes you a cuck.

>>149394897
>>149394809

here's your (you)
what a fucking stupid discussion to have in a home movies thread

>>149394897
>I'm not a fag, I just hate shapely breasts, buttocks, and anything that is suggestive of the female sex!
You use that line a lot when you're grooming kids on discord, you fucking tranny?

>>149395013
Not a Discord troon nor a groomer. I just find it pathetic that you fags are lusting over Paula when Stephanie & Tow Truck Tina are the superior Home Movies waifus.

>>149395230
>Not a Discord troon nor a groomer.
lol, lmao. pic rel is literally you.

>>149395305
I'm not a tranny anon

>>149393881
>>149394897
>>149395230
You like little girls and are fine seeing children grow up without a father figure to protect them after their biological one failed to.

Is there anything you'd like to share with the class, anon?

>why do you hate lolifags anon? theyre perfectly normal, YOU must be the weird one!

paula a cute :^)

>>149396845
Learn reading comprehension.
I have no internet in 3DPD you fucking smooth brain moralfaggot. They're There fucking cartoons. There are better waifus in Home Movies than Paula. MILFs are overrated damaged goods, & the sooner you simps can overcome your mommy gf Stockholm syndrome, the better you & everyone around you will be

>>149392874
Well if no one else is going to...

>>149392357
>>149397506
Sweet stuff anon

>>149397911
*interest

>>149397922
Tubby Paula best Paula

>>149397922
>shaped like a pear
Grim

>>149389142
Melissa version

>>149393743
This

>>149397951
Eh, a lot of it is the show style. butterball MILF are a gift from god.
Sadly the only other chubby Paula I have is nsfw.

>>149398258
Tow Truck Tina mogs Paula

>>149398713
You keep saying this, but I have yet to see a picture to back up your claims

>fentonsnakedmom.com is still up
nice

>>149398930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6H93ZQqw8

>>149399227
Tow Truck Tina at Timestamp at 4:44

>>149399227
>>149399246
I mean she's stacked. but like, she's not *available*