Shrek the Third

FUCK GAMERS!

>>149392039
in the ass

>>149392000 (OP)
The worst one untill the Fifth comes

>>149392000 (OP)
MORE LIKE Shrek the TURD! HAHA HAHAHA get it TURD, THIRD, HAHA HAHAHA

>Having a baby isn't going to ruin your life.
>It's not my life I'm worried about ruining, it's the kid's. When have you ever heard the phrase "as sweet as an ogre" or "as nurturing as an ogre" or how 'bout, "You'll gonna love my dad. He's a real ogre"?
The dialogue is weird

>>149392378
It's just going through the motions. The whole plot is really forced with no good or tight theme. The Puss in Boots and Donkey body switch is of NO consequence throughout the film, it's just there because last movie had a similar spell and they very cynically chose to implement that.

They do have good musical taste
https://youtu.be/mrONr6j3WMw?si=gOFUFo7yqZovhbIw

>"There are films that are simply never the same in our memories, even while we're watching them. No matter how many times you rewatch them, you always end up returning to your inexplicable and unfounded mistaken impression. A random example: with O Brother, I find that whenever I think about it, I remember it better than it actually is. I'm left with all the wonderful discoveries and madness, and I forget the harsh reality that only emerges when I decide to watch it again: that it's too long and that the episodic structure is a burden that completely ruins the pacing. With Shrek, the first one, the opposite happens: all the cliches that ultimately sank DreamWorks' reputation persist in my memory, the outdated winks and the omnipresent musical selection, but I watch it and realize that, for the first and almost last time, all of that worked perfectly. These are ingredients that, it's pointless to deny, have played a terrible role in the film's aging, and yet they're aligned in the ideal way to make Shrek a very, very fun movie; even more so if we understand it in context. There are things from the past that we have a hard time accepting today. That we ran away from projected trains. That we feared for our souls if someone took our picture. That we laughed at a bullet-time parody of The Matrix. But ah, my friend, they're facts. Let's not underestimate them"