https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-WdRqzSJ9w

>>149395069 (OP)
My brain just cant accept these actors as these characters. Sénior Fantastico is the biggest offender

>>149395069 (OP)
>hispanic Reed with a dirty sanchez mustache
>ugly curveless bong playing Susan
>faggy Johnny
>silver surfer’s wife cucked him out of his masculine protector role

Why would I ever go see this? Haven’t seen and don’t plan on seeing Superman either btw so hold the “company war” retort right there, shills.

This movie looks terrific

-ly terrible

>>149395095
Same, more or less. What my brain can't reconcile is a period piece set in the sixties with the characters not having the kind of face you see in that period.

>>149395095
You sound like the boomers crying over jessica alba 20 years ago

>>149395069 (OP)
Nobody cares the boy good thing about this movie is the costumes and time period. Shame they’re wasted in such a shitty cast, with terrible creative decisions like >>149395136 said. Shalla balla ding dong? No thanks, Norrin is the only surfer I care about not named Kelly slater.

>>149395199
Not even remotely similar. Those were literal faggots who thought she was a bad actress and, for some reason, thought cape shit needed good actors. Nobody gave a damn about her race.

Ironically the ugly ass broad they got for Susan looks less like the character than Alba.

>>149395200
The only good thing about this movie*

>>149395200
>>149395199
>>149395188
Thread fucked around and dropped a triple double

>>149395199
at least alba was pure sex and not divorced HR mom in her 50s still trying to look young

>>149395069 (OP)
Idk who’s worse Sue or Reed? They’re difficult to look at. Imagine how dysgenic Franklin and Val would look if these two creatures actually procreated? How can people act like the thing is scary looking when he’s in the company of that? For the first time we’ve got a Sue storm that people will prefer is invisible the entire time lol

Is it true the ending is they jump universes to escape Galactus? Because that's some fucked up R&M-caliber cynical shit.

>>149395095
>Sénior Fantastico is the biggest offender
I think he's the best out of the four.

>>149395386
Given the time period it’s all but guaranteed they have to leave their universe because otherwise how would they never have been mentioned by now? How would they not all be old as fuck by the time even captain marvel took place in the 90s (which already stretched the believability of having never been mentioned up to that point).

>>149395217
>Nobody gave a damn about her race
TOP FUCKING KEK
Google "John Byrne Jessica Alba", zoomzoom.

>>149395397
No you don’t. He’s at best not as bad as Sue. But he’s one of the worst castings of all time. Nathan fillion as Guy Gardner is maybe the only worse one I can think of.

>>149395136
To have fun, you burned out husk of a human being?

>>149395414
John Byrne despite being my favorite cartoonist does not represent the normal person, zoomzoom. It’s like caring what mark waid says about Superman.

>>149395386
No.

The Silver Surfer sacrifices herself to push Galactus through a portal to the other end of the galaxy, saving the Earth. They go to the MCU because Doom kidnaps Franklin in the post-credits scene and takes him there.

>>149395440
>I-I-IF YOU DONT SHILL MOVIES ON 4CHAN AND GLEEFULLY WATCH EVERYTHING YOU’RE A HUSK OF A HUMAN
Man you shills really are getting angry about the reception to this shit huh?

>>149395425
Yes I do you double faggot. I'm not an autismo and I can accept changes that makes your kind screech.

If anything I'm more annoyed by Ben not having a thick Bronx axcent.

>>149395461
>If anything I'm more annoyed by Ben not having a thick Bronx axcent
Stop being so autistic anon that doesn’t matter at all.

>>149395460
No, I just think you're joyless blackhole of negativity and you refuse to let yourself enjoy things.

>>149395386
>>149395446
Why the fuck
Why the fuck can't they stay in their own universe? That would be perfectly fine, they got their own aesthetic going on, even. The MCU is cluttered enough as it is.

>>149395479
It does to me. :(

>>149395487
>IF YOU DONT CONSUME LATEST MCU PROJECT YOURE A JOYLESS BLACKHOLE
Meanwhile I thought Phoenician scheme and f1 were pretty great

>>149395499
Stop screeching you autistic fuck.

>>149395095
>Sénior Fantastico
jej

>>149395487
Nta, I can think of a lot more fun things to do than give Marvel money and sit through slop I’m mo longer interested in

>>149395136
>faggy Johnny
You are aware they've shown Johnny's one-sided attraction to Shalla bal? I hope it doesn't develop into an actual romance subplot.

>>149395443
There was no normie internet culture in 2005 beyond MySpace and the glory days of .edu-only Facebook.
Everything Byrne said was mirrored by goons on Newsarama, CBR, and SomethingAwful. I was there.

>>149395617
It does, kinda sorta.

>>149395585
REEEEEEEEE

>>149395487
>>149395440
*SNAPS YOUR NECK*
Post your address if you got balls in you, shill.

How much for shilling my IP, faggot?
*Throws cents at you*
How much are you getting paid faggot?
How many thank you faggot did you get by your jewish Discord grommer?
*Throws a whole American dollar coin at you*
HOW MUCH, BITCH?

If you don't like your boss yelling at you then tough luck this is your life.
Or you can go back to sucking jew cock if you think the jew pretending he likes you is what you want, slut.

>>149395567
Really? I thought the Phoenician Scheme was lacking. I feel like he's been struggling since Isle of Dogs and his movies have been his narrative experiments. I am thrilled that Cera has joined his coterie.

>>149395637
>I was there
Instead of outside talking to real people. That’s where I was, kiddo. Watching the movie a few hours after a soccer game with real people who all enjoyed it, some of whom bought the dvd. You should try it more often.

>>149395708
>Really? I thought the Phoenician Scheme was lacking
That means you’re soulless, joyless and a husk of a human being anon. Don’t be like that.


French Dispatch is better IoD though. Phoenician Scheme too. When people say he’s become formulaic it feels like they watched asteroid city and retroactively imagined everything he’s made since moonrise kingdom (which sucked) is just like it.

>>149395669
1537 Paper Street, Wilmington, DE 19808

>>149395779
Really? I liked Isle of Dogs. It had a strong narrative. French Dispatch wasn't bad, it just wasn't cohesive. Asteroid City weaved together beautifully, but I thought it lacked a cathartic payoff. Phoenician Scheme felt like a short film stretched into a feature.

>>149395669
>>149395487
>>149395440
>samefag continues to melt down

>>149395821
>it just wasn't cohesive
It’s a series of vignettes so that’s retarded to say you joyless, soulless husk.

>>149395649
Really? Is that why they chose Shalla-Bal instead of Norrin Radd? Just to weave that subplot? It's so unnecessary, reminds me how in the Eternals movie they changed Sprite to being a girl. And for some reason having her develop a one-sided crush to Ikaris.

>meanwhile the Corman movie will never be released

>>149395487
>>149395461
>>149395440
Jesus Christ you’re really angry lol

>>149395872
>Is that why they chose Shalla-Bal instead of Norrin Radd?

Not really, they did it to differentiate this from the Fox films, which, for all their flaws, had a pretty spot-on Norrin Radd Silver Surfer.

It's confirmed to have a 114 minute runtime, that's a bad sign. It must have got cut down after the bad test screenings.

>>149395986
movies used to be 90 minutes you know

>>149395986
It's because entire segments are gonna be reworked as D+ specials as we speak.

>>149395977
That makes no sense at all considering they had Peter Parker Spider-Man, Johnny storm’s actor playing captain America, Bruce banner Hulk. They did it because the MCU thinks heroic masculinity is a bad thing and Norrin sacrificing himself for his planet and wife reduces her to a damsel.

>>149395733
>I was a kid
Yes anon, we know.

>>149396007
Modern movie studios don't have the skill to make a movie that efficient.

>>149395847
They should still tie together in a meaningful way. Or maybe I just dont care for vignettes. Yet I adore Kurosawa's Dreams.

>>149396050
fair

>>149395847
Boring vignettes. Lots of talk and nothing funny.

>>149396091
See:
>>149395487
>>149395440

>>149396032
>Peter Parker Spider-Man
>Bruce banner Hulk
Both iconic characters and leagues more popular than Norrin Radd.

>Johnny storm’s actor playing captain America
Irrelevant as Johnny Storm and Captain America are different characters.

>They did it because the MCU thinks heroic masculinity is a bad thing
Culture war discourse has rotted your brain.

>>149396108
Nice lack of argument, madbro.

>>149396109
The characters being popular has nothing to do with needing to be “differentiated” or did you forget what you’d said?

By making it shalla rather than norrin they got a strong female character and avoided her being a damsel, there’s not a “culture war” component to pointing that out.

>>149396128
Im just saying anon, if you don’t like a thing it means you’re obviously a husk of a person.

>>149396146
Peter Parker and Bruce Banner are too iconic to be replaced like Norrin was, and even then, their MCU versions are pointedly different than their pre-MCU iterations. Just look at Spider-Man's entire supporting cast in the MCU.

>there’s not a “culture war” component to pointing that out

"MARVEL DID THIS BECAUSE THEY HATE MASCULINITY"

Come on now, that's the oldest talking point in the played-out woke/chud shitflinging contest.

It's genuinely amazing how they COMPLETELY failed to capture the happy-go-lucky 60s vibe everyone was expecting the movie would have, it looks so sterile gloomy and depressing

It's literally in every shot we've seen, their apartment feels lifeless, the city is always gloomy and in rain, the studio scenes look like some sort of subversive horror set, there's a grey/blue filter over everything, it's genuinely impressive how wrong they got it

>>149396108
Anon, he's not me. But like I said, I liked French Dispatch. It was just a good movie, not a great one. Hard to hate Lea Seydoux.

>>149396195
How about you respond to what I actually said.
>Norrin sacrificing himself for his planet and wife reduces her to a damsel.
>By making it shalla rather than norrin they got a strong female character and avoided her being a damsel

>Peter Parker and Bruce Banner are too iconic to be replaced like Norrin was
So let’s just have you finally admit that they didn’t change norrin to “differentiate” they did it for the reason I stated.

>>149396235
Uhh anon this image says you’re the psychotic FF shill and not the person I’ve been discussing WA films with…

>>149396240
They changed Norrin because he's a B-lister and nobody will mind they replaced him with his wife, unlike Parker or Banner. It's a simple matter of doing something different since they are essentially adapting the same story. If you want to force yourself to believe they did it because of feminism or whatever, power to you, I guess.

>>149396408
It's the same reason why MCU Spidey doesn't have an Uncle Ben even though it makes the story way worse, they just want to make it different.

>>149395386
Given the leaked ending, they defeat Galactus and don't leave their universe

>>149395069 (OP)
ITT: Anons complaining they can't masturbate to the people on screen

>>149396268
No I'm both, I assure you. I'm just tired of people shitting on things they haven't seen.

>>149396536
You don't know my power.

>>149396210
That's just how movies look nowadays and I hate it.

>>149396536
>no the characters have to be ugly and unappealing otherwise I cant empathize with them!
this you?

>>149397152
Nice strawman

>>149395069 (OP)
>read the comments
Why

>>149395069 (OP)
>Superman will lose to this

>>149397711
She looks AI generated

>>149397711
Your first time encountering these kinds of bots on Youtube?
This shit is scummy, but at least they're not asking you to click on their links promising shit that's a FBI honeypot at best, something genuinely illegal at worst this time around. They'd attach themselves to anything that helps them scam people, better just ignore (or report if you have an account)

>>149395069 (OP)
How many fucking trailers are they going to release for this pile of shit?

>>149395069 (OP)
The retro aesthetic doesn't work for me because you know they're just going to pussy out immediately. They did the same thing with Wandavision.

>>149397780
She is.

>>149395069 (OP)
another shitty FF movie...

>>149395069 (OP)
I think it looks cool.

>>149395069 (OP)
It just looks like shit. That's all there is to say. Superman looked like shit. New Avengers or whatever they were called looked like shit. Ironbark looked like shit. And so on and so on.

>>149395446
I'd like to point out that their "solution" for Galactus is only temporary. What's preventing him from warping back?

>>149395069 (OP)
I feel like the only guy with little to no hope left in the MCU. I’m burned out with it. They can release cool looking commercials all they want, but I’m just sick of them atp.

>>149395069 (OP)
No Loki or TVA, no watch

>>149396210
Everything is dark because they don’t want the shitty CGI to stand out.

>>149399481
I've mainly just lost interest, and being fair a lot of the problems that people complain of now were already present in the Infinity Saga. I'll see FF but that's because I already like them from the comics, not because it's an MCU film. The only other films that would caught my attention would be the ones that seem unique compared to the mass produced content that they deliver 90% of the time, which are very much the exception. And that's not even getting to the next Avengers two-parter which will most likely just be cameo porn and nostalgia wank.

>>149399451
He got btfo, he is not intimidating anymore.

>>149399647
Comic accurate then

>>149399481
>the only guy
Huh? Anon almost everyone feels this way though. Nothing since endgame has been worth going to see in theaters and the last MCU movie worth rewatching a second time was like civil war

>>149397785
Youtube is a multimillion dollar site. Why can't they have something scrub the obvious bots? They already have some in place for wrongthink.

i can not wait to see how audiences react to the movie having a downer ending to lead into a cross over no one wants to see

>>149400789
>react to the movie having a downer ending
It doesn't have a downer ending, some people were speculating it ends with their universe being destroyed but that doesn't happen. The full plot already leaked from the test screening and was confirmed by subsequent trailers and clips.
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211981557/#211981557

>>149399647
That doesn't address my point

>>149400789
>>149400819
If anything it'll make mad the people who we're clamoring for that shit.
I do think people are expecting WAY too much for this film to be a prelude to Doomsday, and they might be dissapointed by that not being the case. The director has already said the film is mostly standalone, and the pivot from Kang to Doom happened around late 2023, when FF was deep into it's writing process. He was never going to feature in any big capacity.

>>149395095
For me it's Ben's voice it just sounds all wrong. And Susan just doesn't give a 60's movie star.

>>149395069 (OP)
Are we getting any good ass shots for Silver?

>>149395199
This

>>149400731
Because then their engagement stats would plummet. The dead internet theory is very real.

>>149395881
What Corman movie?

>>149395095
Same. I'm realy weirded out by this faux retro look. It's the type of thing I would normally like but they're going out of their way to change everything and not be true to the comics which makes me just think that it's an attempt to fool normies into thinking it's authentic

>>149395069 (OP)
Christ, why can't Pascal shave the mustache? I still would think Reed was miscast but at least it would've been a little better if he was clean shaven. Is it in his contract that the stache stays?

>>149395188
I agree. I don't like the race and ugly swaps on any of them, but they could've at least done the actors up like they actually were in the 60's like pic related.

>>149395199
They were right. No one complained when she was hot, but then they gradually phased out the "hot" aspect.

>>149395095
its a tie between the guy they got for thing and silver sucker for me

>>149395487
What is it you guys say whenever someone we like does something? "I REFUSE TO PLATFORM AN ASSHOLE!!!!"

Turnabout is fair play.

>>149396032
Truth
>>149396109
Seethe

>>149396408
Everybody likes the Silver Surfer. My Dad has never read a comic book in his life but when FF2 came out he was like: "Oh! It's the Silver Surfer!"

Heck, I somehow knew who he was even though I'd only ever seen Spider-Man: The Animated Series. I didn't know who or what a Galactus was but I knew he was a cool silver guy that surfed through space and that was good enough for me.

No one is going to like girl surfer. She's not the kind of character chicks will relate to or think looks neat and being a woman will stop guys from thinking she looks neat. It's crazy how they've just completely abandoned the idea of selling toys and halloween costumes of these characters anymore. A shiny Silver Surfer action figure would fly off the shelves and all the boys would want to be him for Halloween but no boy is going to want a girl one and no girl is going to want to play with that or be that for Halloween. They've lost the plot entirely.

>>149396536
Yeah, that's been a thing since they invented movies. You're supposed to be good looking if you want to make it in movies otherwise no one cares to see your film.

>>149397817
Back in the day you a barely needed more than a teaser. Heck, I remember they used to sometimes cut the trailer down to a three second blip that would hype people up. Now, they've got to basically release the entire movie just to generate middling interest.

>>149401671
Her hairstyle should have been different

What gets me about the Silver Surfer, is that Marvel has plenty of decent heroines without the need for stupid genderswaps. If only Disney didn't butcher them.
How something like She-Hulk got past any sort of quality control without being completely scrapped and everybody involved getting fired is beyond my understanding.

>>149396536
They're called movie stars for a reason, plus the FF are attractive, yes even The Thing.

>>149399451
MCU Galactus is not a universal threat like comic Galactus

>>149395069 (OP)
Is this Silver Surfer confirmed to be Norrin Radd? I've kind of liked the character since Requiem, so I'd like to see him appear at some point.

>>149403627
>genderbend
>Johnny love interest
>killed in the same movie
damn, not even the MCU Hulk received this level of bullshit

>>149403699
the female surfer is explicitly confirmed to be Shalla-Bal

>>149403749
nice

>>149395069 (OP)
looks neat but im tired of the oh we came from another universe shit

>>149395136
You talk like a fag.

>>149396210
Why hide behind good vibes if they're looping a Galactus doomsday event?

>>149403495
Calm TF down. It's not like he's putting on clown white.

>>149395069 (OP)
johnny looks like an ugly flaming faggot and sue does not look like she's from the 60s.

>>149395404
Who gives a fuck?

>>149403627
They literally just could have done Frankie Raye as well:
>pre-existing female Herald, so no fuss about genderswaps
>can have a potential thing with Johnny; can relate to Sue on girl power or whatever they want
>connected to Earth
>not been done before
But no. We gotta make the Silver Surfer a cause for yet another culture war squabble. Though I find it funny how many people are rushing to the defence of Shalla Bal talking about how "SHE WAS IN THE COMICS YOU INCEL", when she was only the Surfer in about 5 issues these causals almost certainly have never read.

>>149404148
They think an actual period accurate look would be too goofy. It's like how in The Mummy Rachel Weisz had 1920s style eyebrows but they ditched it for the sequel.

>>149395095
Marvel casting used to be so good, what happened? They couldn't even get Johnny right and he's the easiest archetype to cast. Instead of a badboy they cast someone who looks like Mark Zuckerberg.

>>149396210
People are hand-waving the shitty application of the 60s aesthetic by saying
>wow look at how they're blending the 60s with the modern, future aesthetic
as if it doesn't just look like a half-assed attempt at doing something vaguely 60s inspired. Those fake adverts look like stock photos of the actors with a gritty filter put on top and you have sheep claiming they look anything close to authentic ads of the tome.

>>149404375
I'm gonna piss off a lot of people here, considering how everybody seems to like Werewolf by Night movie, claiming it's one of the few good Disney+ products but the same thing applies to that movie.
2009 House of the Wolf Man was made by a small indie company and as a black and white horror movie homage it felt infinitely more authentic than a multi-billion company production. It's kinda embarrassing.
Disney just can't do these kinds of homages well.

>>149395095
he does look like he's out of place

>>149395069 (OP)
Pedro doesn't look like Reed and Ben doesn't sound like Ben.

I dunno if I'll bother to go see the movie.

>>149403644
>>149403567
Which is only a superficial aspect in the film (and moreso, stops being a factor beyond the audience's subjective taste) and not a big player over it's final quality.

>>149396536
I've fapped multiple times to Vanessa Kirby tho?????

>>149395425
Nathan Fillion is hilarious, there's true merit behind there being a boomer dickhead. All of Fancrapshit's casting is out of politicial correctness.